1. When you wake up in the morning the first thing you see is Beatles picture?
Not unless you count Kat (who I happen to think resembles ole George!)... but if you'll just exit the bedroom and turn left down the hall...
2. After having been hit on the head with a heavy object, do you see little Beatle birds flying around your head?
Not yet...
3. Do you own every Beatle record ever made, including their Christmas albums, Live at the BBC album, Live at the Hollywood Bowl album, and the Butcher Cover album?
Not quite...
4. When you look at a person's face, can you pick out their Beatle features, such as a Ringo nose, or Paul McCartney eye lashes?
Sometimes, yes I can, actually...
5. Do you scream frantically when you hear them on the radio?
No, I leave that up to our daughters...
6. Do you scream frantically when you see them on TV?
No, again, that's the youngun's department...
7. Do you have to tape anything about them when they come on TV?
Yes. Period.
8. Can you name their songs by the very first note when they are played on the radio?
No, but then I don't usually have to, Kat has already named it...
9. When someone mentions the Beatles, does everyone stop and look at you?
Not me, but they do tend to look Kat's direction...
10. Are all your bookmarks on the Internet Beatle related?
No, just the ones in the music folder, the midis folder, the lyrics folder, the Beatles' folder, the page folders, and the "From Kat's Beatles' files" folder...
11. Do you sing Beatle songs in a Liverpudlian accent?
I am from Louisiana, what do you think??
12. Do you sing their songs in the shower, at the office, in the car, etc.?
Yes, much to the dismay of the neighbors, the customers, and my passengers...
13. Does your Christmas list have the word Beatle in front of every item?
Only when Kat doesn't already have the item in question...
14. When doing any type of activity, is there Beatle Music in the background?
No, the neighbors object to loud music when they are asleep...
15. Will your tombstone read "Beatles Forever!"
Hmmm, now there's a thought...
16. Have you seen every Beatle movie made?
At least once...
17. Do you have a Beatle wig and wear it all the time, doing impersonations?
Kat has the wig, and I leave all impersonations up to him
18. Does your closet mainly consist of Beatle T-shirts and ties?
No, the only Beatles' t-shirts in our home are a tad small for me...
19. Do you have a Beatle scrapbook, with stuff you have "borrowed" from you doctors' office?
And the library, and the office, and the...
20. Does your car license plate read "LUVBEATLS"?
Hmmm, another great thought...
21. Do you have all the scripts of their movies memories?
No, that is also under the "already mastered by the kids" department...
22. Are you still writing Ringo in for President when you go vote?
Can't say as I ever have (to date, LOL)...
23. Do you have a bumper sticker that reads "Turn left at Greenland"?
Somewhere, but don't ask for specifics...
24. Was your child's first word "The Beatles"?
Does "yewwow summarean" count??
25. Do you feel that your house just doesn't have enough room for all of your Beatle memorabilia?
Yup...
26. Is your lucky charm a lock of Beatle hair from 1964?
Afraid not...
27. Did you think that the .jpg picture format stood for John, Paul, George?
I STILL don't know what it stands for...
28. Do you go to sleep with "Good Night" in your head, then wake up with "Good Morning, Good Morning" in your head?
Turn 'em around, then you've got it a LOT closer, LOL...
29. Do you adopt the English slang and use it in everyday conversations hoping that it will become the new craze.
As a matter of fact...
30. When a lyric from one of the Beatles' songs comes up in a conversation, do you sing the rest of the song out loud?
"We all live in a yellow submarine..."
31. Did you spend your life savings on a pilgrimage to England to visit the places they played and lived?
Savings?? Whazzat??
32. When in a debate do you refer to the lyrics of a Beatles song for fact or a quote from a Beatle?
When pertinent...
33. Do you want your last words to be "And in the end the love you take, is equal to the love you make"?
I think it sums things up quite nicely...
34. When you go into a chat room, is your first question always "Who loves the Beatles?"
Especially if I see a name that may be related to the Beatles in some way...
35. If so, do you only communicate with those who do?
No, I tend to communicate with those who know how to communicate, and not all Beatle Fans (alas!) are capable of conducting a conversation with a stuffed submarine...
36. If asked, could you do a monologue from one of the Beatles' movies?
No, or at least I haven't been asked yet...
37. Did you paint your VW Beetle like a scene from Yellow Submarine?
Still awaiting the day when I can have a Beetle...
38. Or did you paint it like Johns Rolls Royce?
THAT would be cool...
39. Did you read Anatomy of a Murder just because it was in A Hard Day's Night?
I've tried to find a copy, does that count?...
40. Do all of your friends like the Beatles too?
No, but I don't hold it against them (not too much, anyway)...
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