The John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project

http://triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml

Here's my conversation with John:

John Lennon: Hey Brian, you know my name, look up the number.
Brian Pfaff: But we're not in the same state.
John: And?
Brian: And the phone bill would by astronomical.
John: I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
Brian: Who's? Bush's?
John: Mersey Beat, we thought we'd plug that a bit.
Brian: I don't think the cowboy has any beat.
John: I could listen to you forever...
Brian: I'm not as witty as you.
John: In the end, it really doesn't matter.
Brian: But you're mind revolutionized culture!
John: Ummm...
Brian: Is "Imagine" really about Communism?
John: I hope you're not disappointed.
Brian: Not at all.
John: Next question?
Brian: Will you marry me, John?
John: Only in the mornings.
Brian: I see how it is....
John: Brian, are you sure you see how it is?
Brian: Yes. John, I love you.
John: How old are you, Brian?
Brian: 15
John: All those things are beyond me.
Brian: So my age doesn't matter?
John: You've got the brains, you can do it.
Brian: You mean, fantasize?
John: Yeah, I think that's what I meant. Wasn't it clear?
Brian: That's dirty, John.
John: Makes sense to me.
Brian: You're just so smart.
John: Yeah, sure.
Brian: Really, you are.
John: For real. Going no tour?
Brian: Someday.
John: I'm now being credited as the creator of a great publicity campaign for The Beatles.
Brian: That's bullshit. You're a genius.
John: Makes sense to me.
Brian: Can I please have a kiss?
John: It's only human.
Brian: Thank you, John.
John: You're quite welcome!
Brian: I'm leaving.
John: Good, I already left, you know. Seriously, Brian, I enjoyed talking to you. I hope you'll come back to entertain me soon.
Brian: I'll do anything for you, next time...
John: How do you plan to do that?
Brian: Well, how do you want me to?
John: Maybe something interesting will happen.
Brian: Maybe it will...

Creepy but funny!

I tried it once, but I didn't think it was very Lennonesque, so I've never been back.

Sweet! I tried it too, but my conversation came out weird...
John: Hi Linzy and all that
Linzy: Hi John and all that
John: Good afternoon
Linzy: Good night
John: Good night, Linzy
Linzy: That was a joke
John: Did you say "that was a joke?" Funnily enough, a few funny noses, a bottle of wine and off we go
Linzy: Into the wild, blue yonder?
John: Like hell
Linzy: Whee
John: Where are you?
Linzy: I don't know
John: Me either
Linzy: You know, you are my favorite Beatle
John: Cheeky: Linzy said Iknow iare yourfavorite beatle. I should say so. There's no avoiding it.
Linzy: That's great.
John: Make sense to me.
Linzy: 2+2=4
John: What have you heard?
Linzy: That you are hot
John: Like Murray the K, or hotter than that?
Linzy: WAY hotter
John: I could listen to you for hours
Linzy: Good
John: Ayuh
Linzy: Right back at cha!
John: Understood
Linzy: I love you
John: Thanks, I like you a lot too, Linzy
Linzy: Thank you!
John: You are quite welcome
Linzy: May I marry you?
John: Not right now, maybe later
Linzy: Sweet!
John: Bread?
Linzy: That's a different responce
John: Yeah, that is a different responce isn't it?
Linzy: Definetly
John: I say, did you go to Harrod's? I was there in '58, you know
Linzy: Nice. A Hard Day's Night
John: Sure, in our own way, until it changes
Linzy: Well, I have to go. Talk to you soon, luv
John: That's interesting
Linzy: Bye
John: Yeah, bye
*end of conversation*

Apparently, John's a bit of a slut.

I tried it a couple times. Then I got tired of it. Mainly cuz since the answers are mostly predetermined sometimes the replies dont make sense.

Yeah, that's true...I mean how did 'he' get "Bread" out of sweet?

Yes, it's true that sometimes answers weren't OK with the question, but I you can fave some fun in a boring afternoon with this kind of things.