Post your own parodies here.

Although me and LenMc will always be the best and originals, I personally don't want to hog all of the respect. So, I've decided to let anyone else who would like a go to publish their work in this topic. AS long as it isn't as good as our efforts though

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence, read the clues and decide for yourself.

Here's a great one I just found...

Magical Mystery Bug
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Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is waiting to blow you away
Waiting to blow you away

Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (it deletes everything you need)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (frustation guaranteed)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is hoping to blow you away
Hoping to blow you away

Ah, the magical mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is coming to blow you away
Coming to blow you away
The magical mystery bug
is dying to blow you away
Dying to blow you away
Blow you today

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence, read the clues and decide for yourself.

Good one, EP.

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page

Here's one I wrote to the tune of "Yesterday"

Scrambled eggs,
Side of bacon and some hollandaise,
Toast and coffee bring it right away,
oh how I long for scrambled eggs.

Waitress please,
take my order for the chef to see,
cook it up and bring it back to me,
Oh scrambled eggs I long for thee.

Where'd my waitress go,
I don't know,
She didn't say.
She's been gone so long,
how I long,
for scrambled eggs.

Busboy please,
fill my coffee to the brim for me,
where's my waitress gone now I can't see,
Oh scrambled eggs I long for thee.



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Elementary Penguin
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"Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna,
Hare Hare,
Krishna Krishna..."

Ode to Sleepy:


When the pain comes, you run and take a pill,
that makes you feel so ill,
when the pain comes, when the pain comes.

When the nurse comes, she 'needles' you some more.
'till you fall down to the floor, when the nurse comes. When the nurse come.

Pain, Pain, Paaaaain, I really mind.
Nurse, Nurse, Nuuuuurse, please be kind!

When the pain stops, it makes me want to smile, 'been smiling for a while, when the drugs work, when the druuuugs work.

Drugs, Drugs, Druuuuuugs, I dont mind.
Pain Pain Paaaaain, youre too kind!

If the drugs stop, I think I'll just take more, or the nurse will hit the door, if the drugs stop, if the drugs stop.

dosidasidasdio.......pain!

I thank you!

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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.

these are terribly funny...i will post one later i cant think of one right now..we blond australians ya know..a simple minded people...lol!!

harb, at first i thoought you meant those old volkswagen bugs cause ya know they blow up alot...either way its funny!


ps: spicy green bell peppers
incorparated.

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long long long long time ago, before the wind,before the snow, lived a man,lived a man i know, lived a man named sir pshyco!!!

johnny b.


[This message has been edited by littlechild (edited September 02, 2000 at 01:57 PM).]

These are great you guys! I was feeling kind of depressed, but these made me laugh right outloud! Especially EP's. Thanks for a laugh!
-Lovely Rita

Im getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter, weeettter,
Im Getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter weeeettter.

I used to dive deep in the pool, the water inside it was cool, the chlorine was bad, it made me so mad, I often would dry out in school.

Ive got to admit, Im getting wetter, a little wetter all the time, (just cant get dry)admit its so much better, than getting wetter, to be dry, getting so much wetter all the time, its getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter weeetttter. Its getting wetter all the time, wetter wetter weetter.

I used to eat old bread and jam, i never could eat mouldy ham, I even told dad, if its all that you had, I'd eat just a portion of Sam oooohhh, I have to admit its in the letter, its in the letter all the time, my list for my lunch is in the letter, its in the letter, you dopey man! it was in the letter all the time! Its in the letter all the time, letter, letter leeetter, its in the letter all the time, letter, letter, leeeetter, it was in the letter all the time.

I used to say things to my family that made them feel that I was slightly deranged and uncool, man I was weird, and terribly feared but Im doing the best that I can ooooohhh, I admit Im getting better, a little better all the time, (cant get no worse!) I admit I needed lettuce, a little lettuce, parsley & thyme! Give me all my lettuce and my Thyme, Im getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter, wetter, its in the letter all the time, letter, letter, letter, give me all my lettuce, and my thyme!!!!!

aww sweet hilarity...that my eyes long to read...that can bring the out of the deepest of darkest depressions...yes my sweet hilarity i laught unto you...or at you im really not sure...thine eyes weep over you...

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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[This message has been edited by beatledork (edited September 02, 2000 at 04:20 PM).]

What was that Dork? Which song should we sing it to?

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence, read the clues and decide for yourself.

Pat, I make sure Sleepy drops in and sees your parody of "Rain". I thoroughly enjoyed it and I believe she will be laughing her head off.

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page

You guys are the greatest! I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. I guess I will have to try to think of some parodies!
-Lovely Rita

Imagine there's no burgers,
There's nothing left to fry,
No McDonalds or Burger king,
And now there's only pie.
Imagine all the people, wondering what's gone wrong.

Imagine there's no cornflakes.
It's so hard to do.
Nothing for snacks or breakfast,
Nothing for dinner too.
Imagine all the people, wondering where it's gone.

You may say that I'm cream fan,
But I'm not the only one,
I want some cake and doughnut,
Then the world can carry on.

Imagine no spaghetti,
Not even in a can,
Now we're suffering from hunger,
A buttered bun with ham.
Imagine all the people, sharing all the food, you-who-ooh-ohh.

You may say that I'm a cream fan,
But I'm not the only one,
I want some cake and doughnut,
Then the world can carry on.

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Too too funny!

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page

Colin.....you're the greatest....that's all I have to say!

LenMac, a beautiful parody of my all-time favorite song. Keep up the fun work.

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page

Brilliant! Dark, but brilliant!
GiggleGiggleGiggle! I don't giggle, ok.

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Len-mac, you did it again! My tummy hurts from giggling! I feel like a maharishi!!!!!
(dont be silly, said little Nicola, where would you get a maharishi this time of night!)


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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.
www.beatlesireland.com

Ode to a persistant lover!

Who knows how long you've bugged me,
you know you bug me still,
Will you please just go away now,
or I may be forced to kill.

For if I ever see you,
I might just act unkind,
And I might say things you wont like,
And you know, I just dont mind.

Hate you forever and forever,
though we have only met,
All of my freinds think that you are crazy,
But I just think you're wet!

And if you ever leave me,
that day cant come too quick,
cant you take a gentle hint dear,
why stick to me just like lint dear?
Even if I put in print dear,
that you really make me sick,
make me sick.

doodoodoodoodoo doo doo doodoo, doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoooooo


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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.
www.beatlesireland.com

Here's one I just wrote for our esteemed hosts. To the tune of Sexy Sadie.

Brett and Jerry, what have you done?
You made this site for everyone,
Beatle links for everyone.
Brett and Jerry, oh what have you done?

Brett and Jerry, you built this site.
You gave us links for all to see,
Beatle links for all to see.
Brett and Jerry, oh you built this site.

The internet has so many Beatles pages,
you give us links to most of them.
Beatlelinks net the greatest site of all.

Brett and Jerry, how did you know.
We fans were waiting just for you,
We fans were waiting just for you.
Brett and Jerry, oh how did you know.

Brett and Jerry, you'll get yours yet.
Best of the web will come to you,
Best of the web will come to you.
Brett and Jerry, oh you'll get yours yet.

You give us forums we use to discuss the Beatles.
A meeting place that's for us fans.
Beatlelinks net the greatest site of all.