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Old Nov 03, 2007, 07:50 PM   #1
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Alright, worst singers, bands or artists you just simply didn't like. There are the Bands that sometimes we don't like or we simply don't like their songs. So what do you think?
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Old Nov 03, 2007, 08:46 PM   #2
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christina agulara, although i'd hardly call her an artist.
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Old Nov 04, 2007, 01:16 AM   #3
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There is a certain type of singing I don't like... The emonional whiny that some boy bands use is atrocious. Also many metal bands sing in really phoney monster sound that sounds just stupid.
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Old Nov 04, 2007, 04:17 PM   #4
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The fun fact about my top 1 worst singer is that... I actually like him a lot lol. Tiny Tim sing so bad, I don't even know if this is a joke or if he was serious but his music still so funny.
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Old Nov 04, 2007, 05:44 PM   #5
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I have met Tiny Tim! He was playing at a country-western
club here, and stopped in our store for cosmetics.

I don't like how singers like Christina, Whitney, Celine, etc,
feel they must break glass every time they sing. They
oversing. And when Jessica Simpson comes on the
p.a. singing "I Want to Love You Forever," I holler at the
speakers for her to shut up!

I also can't stand the phoney nasally girl-from-the-hood-wannabe
voice of Britney Spears. Icky poo!
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Old Nov 04, 2007, 05:59 PM   #6
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Those Simpson Stinkers, Ashbin and Just Atrocious.

Celine, cushion faced Mariah and Christina Aguilera.

I cannot stand screamy, whiny country music. I
can tolerate Shania, but I simply cannot stand
her 1995 toilet filler, "Any Man of Mine." I hate
the violins.

"Jingle Bell Rock" sounds like "Jingle Hell Shock"
to me. I hate it!

The 1964 atrocity "The Name Game." That is just
a psychotic word salad that is nothing more than
toilet filler. I hate it!

I'm no fan of Titney, who couldn't sing her way out
of a green Chevrolet. She is really atrocious!

Wheezer's stinker "Beverly Hills" and another
stinker I cannot stand is "Unbelievable."

I love the Beatles, but I hate "Birthday" and
I really think "I'm Down" stinks a big one!

I like Abba, but I hate 1977's "Dancing
Queen." I never liked that song.

No 4 Tops for me! Ever!
No Knack for me, please.

I am no fan of Paula Cole.

I don't like most jazz; I hate reggae, disco,
calypso, rap/hip hop and most punk.

Many lounge lizards don't exactly appeal to me either.

No Dean Martin for me, please.
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That girl Rhianna that sang the "Umbrella" song. It makes my eye twitch with its badness.
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Old Nov 05, 2007, 08:45 AM   #8
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Peter Tork from the Monkees is probably the worst singer I've ever heard, but I cant say I hate him as a person.
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Harry Connick, Jr. doing 1940s stuff - he sounds like a lounge lizard that should slither back under a rock and let that FDR era music rest in peace!

Frankie Valli has a voice like a cat screeching in pain, like if you accidentally stepped on a cat's tail or rocked over its tail with a rocking chair because you didn't see it.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 06:54 AM   #10
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Harry Connick, Jr. doing 1940s stuff - he sounds like a lounge lizard that should slither back under a rock and let that FDR era music rest in peace!
I like that stuff, but I remember Mr. Connick slamming the Beatles
in an interview years ago, and I thought, "Well, at least the Fabs
were ORIGINAL!"
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Even though I realize there are fans here, I really do not like Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen. And though I've always loved Tom Petty, he's beginning to sound more and more like Dylan these days, which really creeps me out!
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Barry Manilow...Seems like a lovely fellow. Just not my cup of tea.
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I don't like the Andrews Sisters and their voices get on my last nerve. "Mr. Sandman" - IKKKK! "Mr. Blandman" is more appropriate. As for that apple tree song, how about "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With an Apple Bonker?"

I do not like the Andrews Sisters. That "Boogar-Oogar Bugle Boy" can take that bugle and blow taps on out the door!
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Peter Tork from the Monkees is probably the worst singer I've ever heard, but I cant say I hate him as a person.
My thoughts too. I like him, but his singing voice... Not so much.

Same thing with Bob Dylan, although saying that aloud is as bad as cursing Jesus during the Sunday mass. But what can I do? I love the lyrics, but I absolutely cannot stand his voice!
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The fun fact about my top 1 worst singer is that... I actually like him a lot lol. Tiny Tim sing so bad, I don't even know if this is a joke or if he was serious but his music still so funny.
Tiny Tim was so atrocious I actually thought he was TRYING to be campy, kitschy and just plain bad. He couldn't carry a tune in a Dodge Dart! I saw him at the 1984 Beatles' convention and let's just say...he ain't no George Harrison.
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Hannah Montanna.
Ugh.
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Madonna simply can't sing. Phil Collins has no voice, nor can he write a vaguely passable song. Bob Dylan never could sing. Björk makes Yoko sound like she had voice lessons. Not to defame the dead but Linda McCartney could melt a microphone with her "voice".
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I cannot stand Kate Nash. She doesn't sing...she just grunts in a fake accent. Chris Martin has a dud voice too I reckon. And Bono. Can't stand U2 or Coldplay.
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Even though I realize there are fans here, I really do not like Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen. And though I've always loved Tom Petty, he's beginning to sound more and more like Dylan these days, which really creeps me out!
I can't stand Bruce either. I was subjected to a Christmas museum yesterday (it was my mother's birthday and she collects all things Santa and Christmas and it's what she decided to do) and in the big train room they played contemporary Christmas songs and I was fine with David and Bing, then John, but when they came along to Bruce's "Santa Claus is coming to town" I had to leave the room. His voice grates on my nerves.

I agree with the Hannah Montana thing to but I'd stretch that out to all of the Disney stars. Too many nasally, over processed vocals for my taste. 40 melismas in 4 minutes of music does not an artist make.
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