The Best of Random Thoughts

The Random Thoughts topics (in order):
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts II
Random Thoughts III
Random Thoughts IV
Random Thoughts V
Random Thoughts VI
Random Thoughts VII
Random Thoughts VIII
Random Thoughts VIII (there are two)
Random Thoughts IX
Random Thoughts X
Random Thoughts XI
Random Thoughts XII
Random Thoughts XIII
Random Thoughts XIV
Random Thoughts XV
Random Thoughts Thread
More Random Thoughts
Still more Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts, yet again
More random thoughts, anyone?
Additional Random Thoughts
Still thinking - more random thoughts!
Random thoughts, anyone?
Lots more random thoughts
A Plethora of Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts - The Next Generation
Random thoughts again!
Random thoughts again (& again & again)
Guess what? More random thoughts!

When you look at these topics, you see that they are mostly filled up with uninteresting things that are of no relevance to anyone but the poster. But every once in a while, there's something genuinely interesting posted in these threads. Maybe it's a joke, an entertaining quip, what happened to the poster that day...basically, if you ever read any of these topics and find something interesting, post it in this topic.

Please don't post new Random Thoughts in this thread--you can do that in the last thread on the list. Also, please do not discuss the Random Thoughts that are posted in this topic. We don't want the filler, we want a Readers Digest version of the above 30 Random Thoughts threads. Take out the junk, and just have the quality stuff. You may post your own stuff, as long as it was previously posted in one of those topics. We don't want new material here. Last rule, please follow the format below when posting a choice Random Thought. I'll start off with this quip from the first-ever Random Thoughts thread:

Why is there a helicopter circling my house? Have my kids been doing something I don't know about?

--Hari's Chick, May 09, 2002, 12:58 AM