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Old Jan 01, 2008, 10:27 AM   #381
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Dwight on The Office
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Old Jan 01, 2008, 11:39 AM   #382
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I always mean to watch that show but i forget. I did watch the one with Sprinkles the cat and it was funny.
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Old Jan 01, 2008, 03:40 PM   #383
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Well, I just got Life of Brian for Christmas so here's one from a deleted scene I liked:

Shepherd: Is it A.D. yet?
Other Shepherd: About quarter past
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Old Jan 02, 2008, 09:30 AM   #384
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Dwight on The Office
Ahh yes good old Dwight

I love the scene where Jim is trying to trick him with the faxes from "future dwight". Priceless.
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Old Feb 01, 2008, 06:39 AM   #385
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Okay I'm resurrecting this one
Here's one I picked up from Futurama:

Prof. Farnsworth: I suppose I could get rid of one of these doomsday devices and still be feared.
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Old Feb 05, 2008, 03:44 PM   #386
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Back to the Future III

Marty: What's the worst that could happen? So they don't name the ravine after her. Let's just get the DeLorean and get out of here.
Doc: I wish I'd never invented that time machine. It's caused nothing but disaster.
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Old Feb 06, 2008, 07:51 PM   #387
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There was a scene between Jack and Kate in last years season finale of lost that was probably one of the sweetest scenes I've ever scene on tv. I wont go into anymore detail in case there are some members who watch lost and haven't seen that finale yet...
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Old Feb 08, 2008, 07:12 AM   #388
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Alright here's one from the amazing faux-feud/crossover from the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and Late Night with Conan that culminated this week in a faux-fight between the 3:

On the daily show (outside in the hallway waiting for Daily show to end):
Stephen Colbert: I'm a fan by the way
Conan: Thank you. You're good too.
Stephen: Have you seen my show?
Conan: No. I dont stay up that late. How long does he go on?
Stephen: About 4 hours. Then they cut it down to 22 minutes
Conan: It's awfully quiet in there. Does he have a studio audience?
Stephen: no. They just put the laughs in later.


There will be more! I just didnt want this to be too long
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Old Feb 10, 2008, 10:03 AM   #389
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The Simpsons

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Old Feb 10, 2008, 05:05 PM   #390
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Seinfeld:

Gina: What will do if Martin wakes up? Run away like a little mouse.
Jerry: No. More like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.
Gina: Who are these Stooges of whom you speak?
Jerry: They're a comedy team.
Gina: Tell me about them. Everything.
Jerry: Well, they're three kind of funny looking guys and they hit each other a lot.
Gina: You will show me The Stooges?
Jerry: I will show you The Stooges.
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Here we go, I said there'd be more:

Standing in the hall waiting for the Colbert Report to finish:
Jon Stewart:how would I go about beating you?
Conan: See, I'm tall, but I'm skinny and I have weak legs, so if you go for the legs, I'll just fall like a tower
Jon: Go for legs, okay. If you hit me anywhere near the vicinity of my face, I will cry like 7 year old
Conan: Oh, no. You're good looking man, I wouldnt go for your face.
Jon: Thank you. I appreciate that....How soon before the fight should I take my medication?
Conan: I'd say about 20 minutes. So if you took it now, or soon, you should be okay.
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Old Feb 12, 2008, 08:27 AM   #392
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A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Count Olaf: I realize that in the past I've been a bit stand-offish. Which is a big, big word that means...
Violet: Pure evil?
Count Olaf: Tough, but fair.
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Should I post one more? Sure why not? Perhaps I'll save the others and maybe I wont. But here's another:

In the hall after the Colbert Report:
Stephen: Oh there will be blood! Where's Irish? it is go time!
Jon: He had to go do his show
Stephen: it's not on for another half hour
Jon: Well We could go to his set and just lay it out there
Stephen: Great. I dont have cab fare
Jon: It doesnt matter. C'mon

*go across hall to broom closet with Conan sign-
Jon: (after stephen finds that door is locked) Do you have a bobby pin? (stephen takes off shoe & hits door handle with it) You go for your shoe? Why would you have a bobby pin in your shoe?
Stephen: No one would suspect that.
Jon: Oh, yer right about that!
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Old May 22, 2008, 10:37 AM   #394
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Pennywise: Hiya, Georgie!
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Old May 22, 2008, 05:39 PM   #395
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Way Out West

(tact and sensitivity, Stan Laurel-style)

Lola : Tell me, tell me about my dear dear daddy, is it true that he's dead?
Stan: Well we hope he is, they buried him.
Lola : Oh it can't be, what did he die of?
Stan: I think he died of a Tuesday, or was it Wednesday?

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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. " - The Big Lebowski
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Old May 25, 2008, 09:10 PM   #397
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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Tom: Joel, it's this movie! It was really depressing! It was like--it was like being a little kid and eating dinner at your aunt Ruth's apartment in the summer, and it's hot in there, and she's got a local Christian radio station on, and there's nothing to do or look at cuz all she's got in the apartment are Good Housekeeping magazines and linen doilies! (sobs)
Crow: Yeah! And then they send you out to play with the strange neighbor kids, and they're all big, and their skin is *pink,* and they have big pores, and a big eighth grader makes you look at *really* upsetting pictures, and so you go back inside and sit down, and they're all just talking and there are big pauses in their conversation and you can hear the clock ticking on the wall! (breaks down)
Tom: Yeah, yeah! So you dig into your seat cushion and you find a *really* old peanut, and you're so bored you *eat* it, and then you just feel bad and a little sick, and--and then you think you're about to go, but then--then Aunt Ruth takes out a photo album filled with black-and-white photos of kids with squinty eyes, and they're supposed to be your uncles and aunts or something, and then your parents force you to look at them! (breaks down)
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Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you ever caught me doing.

Tony Stark: They say the best weapon is one you never have to use. I say the best weapon is one where you only use once. It's how my dad did it, it's how America does it and it worked out pretty good so far.
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Kill Bill vol 2

Bill: As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.
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Here's one from the awful/awesome pirate movie "Cutthroat Island".

"Congratulations, Madam. There's another town you've destroyed."

William to Morgan, after she has indeed destroyed another town.
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