Charlie: You know, it wouldn't kill you to talk to Mom once in a while.
Alan: We don't know that.
Alan: You'll go to mom's funeral, won't you Charlie?
Charlie: Of course! As the eldest son, it's my duty to pound the last stake into her heart.
Alan: That's typical, nothing for Alan to do.
Charlie: Alright, you can chop off her head and put it onto a stake for the villagers.
Alan: Thank you!
When JD,Turk & Carla are trying to get into an a all black dance club -
Bouncer:(to JD) Okay, you're in.
Bouncer: Uh! You're out.
Chris Turk: Let me handle this. Look man, homie here is a little out of his mizzle, so I'm just saying for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle.
Bouncer: You out, too.
"Truly, this man was the King of Pop." - Nostalgic Critic
It looks like they just put a whole lotta movies in a blender and turned it on really fast. - Myster Science Theater 3000
"They're dead grotty!" - George Harrison
Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life. - The Simpsons
Well lemme think of another one...Here we go, my voice mail message, taken from Family Guy:
Peter: Oh Brian, yer fur is so soft! And yer ears! Yer ears are like, dog ears. Ohhh. Oh this couch! Stewie! Yer head is so smooth! How is that-how ya doin that? How ya doin that? Ohhh! Everything here is fantastic!
"You should have thought of that before we left the house"
"Logic?? My God, the man's talking about logic. We're talking about universal Armageddon!" Dr. McCoy, Wrath of Khan
CHIEF Inspector Clouseau: Does yourre dogue bayte?
Receptionist at a certain hotel in Bavaria: No.
CHIEF Inspector Clouseau: Giiiide diiiiggiiieee(reaching out for the dog)
while the puddle rips his arm off haha, no, actoual, the whole of his close
CHIEF Inspector Clouseau: E Fought eye saide yourre dogue dasnte bayte.
Receptionist, with the proverbial German punctuality: Das ist not my dog!
btw that almost gave me a heart attack of laughter, i CANT watch that film, the body cant sustain the humor impact
"I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the availability of medical records. For instance, there are an astounding number of yeast infections in this very county.... Probably because we're down river from that old bread factory!"
Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives.