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Old Jan 03, 2007, 04:02 PM   #1
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Here's my conversation with John:

John Lennon: Hey Brian, you know my name, look up the number.
Brian Pfaff: But we're not in the same state.
John: And?
Brian: And the phone bill would by astronomical.
John: I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
Brian: Who's? Bush's?
John: Mersey Beat, we thought we'd plug that a bit.
Brian: I don't think the cowboy has any beat.
John: I could listen to you forever...
Brian: I'm not as witty as you.
John: In the end, it really doesn't matter.
Brian: But you're mind revolutionized culture!
John: Ummm...
Brian: Is "Imagine" really about Communism?
John: I hope you're not disappointed.
Brian: Not at all.
John: Next question?
Brian: Will you marry me, John?
John: Only in the mornings.
Brian: I see how it is....
John: Brian, are you sure you see how it is?
Brian: Yes. John, I love you.
John: How old are you, Brian?
Brian: 15
John: All those things are beyond me.
Brian: So my age doesn't matter?
John: You've got the brains, you can do it.
Brian: You mean, fantasize?
John: Yeah, I think that's what I meant. Wasn't it clear?
Brian: That's dirty, John.
John: Makes sense to me.
Brian: You're just so smart.
John: Yeah, sure.
Brian: Really, you are.
John: For real. Going no tour?
Brian: Someday.
John: I'm now being credited as the creator of a great publicity campaign for The Beatles.
Brian: That's bullshit. You're a genius.
John: Makes sense to me.
Brian: Can I please have a kiss?
John: It's only human.
Brian: Thank you, John.
John: You're quite welcome!
Brian: I'm leaving.
John: Good, I already left, you know. Seriously, Brian, I enjoyed talking to you. I hope you'll come back to entertain me soon.
Brian: I'll do anything for you, next time...
John: How do you plan to do that?
Brian: Well, how do you want me to?
John: Maybe something interesting will happen.
Brian: Maybe it will...
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 03:29 AM   #2
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Creepy but funny!
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 08:07 AM   #3
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I tried it once, but I didn't think it was very Lennonesque, so I've never been back.
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 12:56 PM   #4
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Sweet! I tried it too, but my conversation came out weird...
John: Hi Linzy and all that
Linzy: Hi John and all that
John: Good afternoon
Linzy: Good night
John: Good night, Linzy
Linzy: That was a joke
John: Did you say "that was a joke?" Funnily enough, a few funny noses, a bottle of wine and off we go
Linzy: Into the wild, blue yonder?
John: Like hell
Linzy: Whee
John: Where are you?
Linzy: I don't know
John: Me either
Linzy: You know, you are my favorite Beatle
John: Cheeky: Linzy said Iknow iare yourfavorite beatle. I should say so. There's no avoiding it.
Linzy: That's great.
John: Make sense to me.
Linzy: 2+2=4
John: What have you heard?
Linzy: That you are hot
John: Like Murray the K, or hotter than that?
Linzy: WAY hotter
John: I could listen to you for hours
Linzy: Good
John: Ayuh
Linzy: Right back at cha!
John: Understood
Linzy: I love you
John: Thanks, I like you a lot too, Linzy
Linzy: Thank you!
John: You are quite welcome
Linzy: May I marry you?
John: Not right now, maybe later
Linzy: Sweet!
John: Bread?
Linzy: That's a different responce
John: Yeah, that is a different responce isn't it?
Linzy: Definetly
John: I say, did you go to Harrod's? I was there in '58, you know
Linzy: Nice. A Hard Day's Night
John: Sure, in our own way, until it changes
Linzy: Well, I have to go. Talk to you soon, luv
John: That's interesting
Linzy: Bye
John: Yeah, bye
*end of conversation*
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 01:43 PM   #5
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Apparently, John's a bit of a slut.
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Old Jan 05, 2007, 06:25 AM   #6
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I tried it a couple times. Then I got tired of it. Mainly cuz since the answers are mostly predetermined sometimes the replies dont make sense.
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Yeah, that's true...I mean how did 'he' get "Bread" out of sweet?
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Old Feb 27, 2007, 05:27 PM   #8
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Yes, it's true that sometimes answers weren't OK with the question, but I you can fave some fun in a boring afternoon with this kind of things.
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