While I'm at it, here's a rendition of most of the audible speech in Revolution #9. Some of it is subjective due to being overlaid by other sounds...
1:00
John Lennon (JL): "Mrs Welsh wearing a pair of sun brown underpants"
1:10
JL: "about the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire. Everyone one of them knew that as time went by they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower .... This was on the air force set thing"
1:20
JL: "manufacturing person who was always umpteen types of 'umpty dumpty ???? finders, yep ah diddly ... Peak District was leaving intending to pay for ..."
1:59-2:06
George Harrison (GH): "Who's to know? Who's to know?"
JL: "colours for the season. Everybody who knew ..."
2:16
JL: "Pakistan ... also spoken for"
GH: "every day through the business terms"
JL: "had informed him on the third, and I, that unfortunately he was"
3:07
GH: "Every few days ..."
JL: "in a pair of brown under" [edited away, clothes, pants?]
3:26
GH: "local doctors that are ??? this may seem"
JL: "I have nobody's ..."
3:46
GH: "on Eaton, with the situation"
JL: "They are standing still"
GH: "upon a telegram from the"
4:04
GH: "to us played it false as the headmaster reported to"
JL: "who could tell what he was, his voice was low and his eye was high and his eyes were glowing"
GH: " ... Sunday, He really ... became a great deal ... "
4:22
JL: "on fire, his glasses were in t'safe, this was"
GH: "into, which enabled him to move his"
5:03
JL: "certain, so the wife told him he'd better go to see a surgeon .... or what with the price .... yellow underclothes".
JL: "So, any road, he went to see the dentist instead, who gave him a pair of teeth, which wasn't any good at all. So instead of that he joined the bloody navy and went to sea."
5:37
JL: "in my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair. I am not in the mood for wearing"
6:01
JL: "Dogs were dogging, cats were catting. Birds were birding, Fish were fishing. Thence Pwllheli, went swimming"
[Pwllheli, pronounced "per-thelly", in Northern Wales. An odd little poem!]
6:18
GH: "only to find the night watchman"
JL: "onion soup"
GH: "unaware of his presence in the building"
[Note: JL interjects "onion soup" at the point where GH says "unaware". Speculation that this was some JL wordplay on what GH was about to say. You can hear GH begin to smile, especially through the "presence" and "building"]
6:34
JL: "Industrial output, financial imbalance"
GH: "Thrusting it between his shoulder blades"
JL: "The Watusi, The Twist"
GH: "Eldorado"
6:54
JL: "Take this brother, may it serve you well"
7:04
Yoko Ono (YO): "Maybe, it's not that, it's .... maybe, even then, expose yourself ..."
7:26
YO: "It's almost like being naked"
7:54
YO: "if ... you become naked"
Quite a weird mob, weren't they.