Random thoughts about myself

Have you ever looked at yourself and had that random thought pop up?
Why, my nose is as big as they say....
Man my feet are ugly.......
I really do have good taste in men,lol......


Well here ya go, a thread to throw those out in the air.....It has been proven that we all like to share our random thoughts....let's see if we share these


I will start.....(you didn't think those examples were really mine did ya' ? )

I have never told anyone to piss off, sod off or f*** off in a serious tone.