worst country song titles ever

All I Want From You (Is Away)
Written by Bobby Harden (ASCAP)
All My Exes Live In Texas
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Written by Gene Plott, Harold Powell & Roni Stoneman (BMI) (courtesy of "Narkspud")
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? (courtesy of Michael)
Double Parked Heart by Jim Pollock (BMI) (Could this be the same song?)
An Old Flame Can't Hold A Candle To You
Several songs in the databases called "Old Flame."
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? (courtesy of Sylvester)
by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI)
According to Sylvester, the song contains the truly touching lyrics:
"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"
Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? (courtesy of Joel)
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump (courtesy of Barry)
Apparently this is from a Weird Al Yankovic song, "One More Minute." But it sounds like a country title, so I'll keep it!
Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone (courtesy of Ken)
I've found 2 songs titled "Beauty is Only Skin Deep" - one was recorded by The Temptations and The Miracles and won a BMI Songwriting Award for Eddie Holland & Norman Whitfield..
The other was written by Francis Burke & Don Raye (ASCAP)
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears (courtesy of Jim)
According to Lynn, this was recorded by Peter Drake.
Bubba Shot The Jukebox

Bubba's Inconvenience Store
by Bett Butler (BMI)
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain (courtesy of Louis)
Apparently heard in Liverpool, 30 years ago. Wasn't there anything better to listen to in Liverpool 30 years ago???
Cow Cow Blues Written by Charles "Cow Cow" Davenport (ACAP), and recorded by Bing Crosby, among others.
Not a country song at all, as it turns out, but I've left it on the list because of the title's similarity to...

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
This one's been performed by everyone from The Judds to Mel Torme, according to ASCAP. Also not to be confused with...
Cow Cow Strut
by Barbara Chamberlin (SOCAN)
Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter (courtesy of Scott)
Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You.
by Tanya Tucker (BMI)
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load! (courtesy of Garnet)
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
by Loretta Lynn (BMI) (courtesy of Hamp)
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride (courtesy of Diane)
Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer
written by Robert Morrison & Dale WM Thomas (ASCAP)
Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes at Me (courtesy of Richard)
Several songs called "Bloodshot Eyes" in the database.
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon. (Yes, that IS the correct spelling)
Written by Carl Belew & Van Givens (BMI)
Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
Written by Pat Alger & Hal Ketchum (BMI)
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Written by Paul Charles Craft
Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles
Written by Donald Fagan & Johnnie Masters (BMI)
Feelin' Single and Seein' Double (courtesy of Laurence)
by Emmy Lou Harris (Elite Hotel album, says Laurence) - written by Wayne Kemp (BMI)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Written by Rex Pearce (BMI) (courtesy of Rick)
Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
by Colin Hartridge (SOCAN)
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
by Bull Moose Jackson
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
Written by Richard Friedman (BMI)

Either you named them all or there aren't very many country fans here,lol.

The snake song is my contribution

My fiance loves country music--I'll have to show him that list.

Another one is "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time" by Mickey Gilley.

I don't know if this is on your list Matt, but:

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Number Two On You

I don't recall seeing this one posted before:

"When I'm Under The Table, I'll Be Over You"

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Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat


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That tops them all. Priceless.

I didn't see it on the list and don't know who sings it, but I find the title funny - "Get your tongue outta my mouth while I'm kissing you goodbye." This one's good, too - "Sleeping single in a double bed."

Are you sure that was for this topic ?

But how hysterical......LYRICS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll bet the lyrics are nowhere near as funny as the titles!

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I'll bet the lyrics are nowhere near as funny as the titles!

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Hah! I bet you're right!

maybe there is an explanation in the lyrics on how he/she technically does that...try saying that whilst.. I won;t because I know it can't be done...or at least the message will not come through

Uh huh