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Old Apr 20, 2003, 05:36 PM   #1
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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the
chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This crossing of the road was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a
government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by tax dollars, and when I say tax
dollars, I'm talking bout your money, money the government took from you
to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side"
That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The
chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

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Old Apr 20, 2003, 08:33 PM   #2
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[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Yes, those are hilarious aren't they! That Colonel Sanders one is priceless! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old Apr 20, 2003, 09:01 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted By Hari's Chick:
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh7.gif[/img] I LOVE it!
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Old Apr 20, 2003, 10:05 PM   #4
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Thanks for the hearty [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] , HC.
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Old Apr 20, 2003, 10:21 PM   #5
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In a post a few weeks ago Sgt.McCartney posted a site with a whole bunch of these, they're so great [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

http://www.chickenjoke.com
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Old Apr 22, 2003, 11:50 PM   #6
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Hysterical [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] . I liked John's answer.
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Old Apr 23, 2003, 11:57 PM   #7
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Lol! i like johns!
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Old Apr 25, 2003, 07:31 AM   #8
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lol, cute
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Old Mar 31, 2007, 09:41 PM   #9
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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.


xDD One of My Favorites
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Old Mar 31, 2007, 09:45 PM   #10
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haha! I love the John Lennon one (of course...haha), and the Col. Sanders one
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Old Apr 01, 2007, 07:54 AM   #11
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I never saw this before. They are funny!
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Old Apr 01, 2007, 11:05 AM   #13
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I like the Dr. Seuss one!
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Those are a pisser, HC! I never knew those road crossing chicken jokes could ever be funny, but you've just proved that they can!
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Old Apr 10, 2007, 02:27 PM   #15
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Glad you guys liked!

BB, it is so great to have you back! (((((((((((hugs))))))))))))
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There should be one for Tony Blair ("The Dear Leader"):

Look, there's an inquiry into why the chicken crossed the road and I don't want to prejudice the outcome of that inquiry by talking about it now. When the result of the inquiry is published then I will appear before the House of Commons and make a statement. But generally in respect of chickens I don't regret the course of action we took alongside America in getting those chickens across the road and we have to be prepared to show that where chickens are being obstructed, we are willing to stand up for what we know to be right, namely the freedom of chickens to cross the roads, free from tyranny and oppression.

Sounds like something that Mr Blair would say!
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