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Old Jan 26, 2006, 05:44 AM   #1
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Default I'm my own grandpa!

Now many many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her & soon the 2 were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law & changed my very life
My daughter was now my mother cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother in law to dad
And, so, became my uncle though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son that kept him on the run
Now he became my brother, for he was my father's son
My wife was now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grand-child
For every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
And now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my own grandmother; I'm my own grand-pa

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Old Jan 26, 2006, 05:48 AM   #2
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 01:37 PM   #3
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Yeah, I need a nap after trying to read that one!
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 01:50 PM   #4
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Oh, isn't there a song that's called this? A friend of my parents (who has a lovely singing voice) apparently sings it every time he's had a little bit to drink. ;)
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 02:27 PM   #5
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That is a song actually. Willie Nelson sang it and so did Tom Arnold in the movie "The Stupids".
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Old Jan 26, 2006, 03:14 PM   #6
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My God, it's the story of Bill Wyman...or was...remember when he married that 19 year old kid and his son married her mother??? Back in the late 80s-early 90s, I think it was....except that they divorced after a while...

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