Garbled Beatles lyrics 1-A Hard Day's Night From the Japanese

Here is A Hard Day's Night,after being translated thru AltaVista to Japanese and back again...
Like the dog where that is
the night of hard day,
the night of hard day,
is I the I which works should sleep like the log,
but, when me it returns to the house to you,
you who find thing something to say

in order thing to buy you in order to obtain the money in you who by me who am lost decide being moved I
because you who work say you as for me feeling well me have known you in just you,
when you obtain, why comes with my earth the refuse so,

Exactly you to know that it is the value which should inquire about that the fact that I who bring am given is done,
I at the time of the house me possession thing me of feeling your house to be hard the time, everything is correct,
the

Owww

the way hard! As for me feeling well I have known you in just you,
me so why do to come with the earth, when you obtain,
bring I at the time of the house me possession thing me of feeling your house hard the time, entirely it can grow,
is correct,

like the dog which is the night of hard day the way hard,
the night of hard day,
is I the I which works should sleep like the log,
but, When me it returns to the house to you,
without the something to say which finds thing as for you by me you you feel that you feel...

without something to say in order to know me in being moved without the something to say where you inform about me it decides



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I've done Nowhere Man:

He not to be the Nowhere person of substance, lands thing because of who and everywhere who sits down that, everwhere that plans makes entirely.

Knowing point of view, to the place, whether he who is not has done it reaches, doesn't he who is not possess you the bit like me?

You everwhere those which are the whereabouts unclear and the person in your order, you does not know, there is a world where everywhere arranges the person you hear.

Him you who can meet to me where everywhere arranges the person at
everything you saw to be, when thing to be he it is possible white
thing blind he sees exactly, is?

Until the other person the hand lends you, you do not take that
nowhere the person worries, cannot rush, does not leave your time who
entirely.

Knowing point of view, to the place, whether he who is not has done it reaches, doesn't he who is not possess you the bit like me?

You everwhere those which are the whereabouts unclear and the person in your order, you does not know, there is a world where everywhere arranges the person you hear.

He thing because of who thing because of who not to be the nowhere
person of substance, arranges the person thing because of who and
everywhere and sits down that, entirely everywhere and that plans and
makes, entirely everywhere and that plans and makes, everywhere that
plans makes entirely.

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God knows what Japanese people think of the translated lyrics!

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Lovely Rita, meter-maid, may I inquire discreetly, when are you free to take some tea with me?............. RITA!!!!

That's funny, imagine John singing that. Off the topic slightly but in Japan the Bond film "Dr. No", it was translated as "We Don't Need A Doctor", apparently. I have to try that out.

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This time I've done I Feel Fine:

Good baby you have known to me where you have known, in order to be
and to be possible she is happy, she so said. As for me there is her
love, feels well.
The baby meant that she is my ones, you have known, namely you knows
time everything she calls thing to me, she so said. As for me there
is her love, feels well.

Extent I who am the girl where she me is small am delightful. As for
her certain as for very delightful her it is worldwide everything,

As for her baby you buying her thing, as for him her as for her so the
diamond ring where you have known that you said you buy, if she is
known in my love which is, I feel well.

Extent I who am the girl where she me is small am delightful. As for
her certain as for very delightful her it is worldwide everything,

As for her baby you buying her thing, as for him her as for her so the
diamond ring where you have known that you said you buy, if she is
known in my love which is, I feel well.
As for her there is my love, I feel well. Ohio state, Ohio state and
Ohio state.

(Ohio state = "Oh" at the end of the real song)

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Lovely Rita, meter-maid, may I inquire discreetly, when are you free to take some tea with me?............. RITA!!!!

Wow these songs really sound odd translated this way!....Which reminds me, on a documentary about the making of AHDN, I think they showed a French poster advertising the film as titled Boys In The Wind or something like that!

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Claudia

This topic is so much fun! AltaVista rocks.

I've done some more of the song titles:

Do To You Dearly (Love You To)

You Have Done The Fact That That Girl Is Lost (You're Going To Lose That Girl)

And As For Your Bird It Can Sing (And Your Bird Can Sing)

While My Guitar Cries Calmly (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)

She Has Gone Away From The House (She's Leaving Home)

I Looked At Her Position There (I Saw Her Standing There)

You Like Me Exceedingly (You Like Me Too Much)

You Do Not Give Your Money To Me Under Any Condition (You Never Give Me Your Money)

There Is A Kite For The Person (Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite)

When I Need Who (If I Needed Someone?!?)

I Shout In Substituting (I'll Cry Instead?!?)

Operation Of Your Life (Run For Your Life)

I Looked At The Surface Exactly (I'm Looking Through You)

The Fact That You Are Inserted In My Life Was Obtained (Got To Get You Into My Life)

Baby You Are The Abundant Person (Baby You're A Rich Man)

I Do Not Have To Be Transferred (Don't Pass Me By)

And my personal favorite:

On Me Annoyance Does Not Have To Be Put (Don't Bother Me)

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In fact, here's a list of Beatles song titles translated in this way:

Everthing Which You Need Is Love

The Folk Song of John and Yoko

When It Is Long, The Road of the Hoist (The Long and Winding Road!)

I Would Like To Grasp Your Hand

Do Me Happily (unbelievably, this is Please Please Me!)

As For Us It Is Possible To Be Able To Use That (We Can Work It Out!)

The Lucy Of the Sky Which Has The Diamond

and possibly the best:

The Lonely Centre of Pepper's Noncommissioned Officer Cooperates the Band (I think you can all guess that!)

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Lovely Rita, meter-maid, may I inquire discreetly, when are you free to take some tea with me?............. RITA!!!!

"I'll Cry Instead"

I Will cry In the place (French)

I cries instead of (German)

I Will cry out Preferivelmente (Portuguese)

Cry Preferibilmente (Italian)

I will shout Instead of another one (Spanish)

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Hehe! That's really funny!

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I did AltaVista with Sgt. Pepper's and here's what I got (a little different from the other person)
Noncommissioned officer sprinkles the lonely central club band

I find those English-to-Japanese-and-back-again translations oddly poetic. Just me?

Originally Posted by LuvLennon

Wow these songs really sound odd translated this way!....Which reminds me, on a documentary about the making of AHDN, I think they showed a French poster advertising the film as titled Boys In The Wind or something like that!

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Claudia

AHDN became '4 garçons dans le vent' which literally means '4 boys in the wind' but actually means '4 with-it guys'.

But something much more amusing is how Yellow Submarine turned in French into a GREEN submarine (sous-marin vert) !

I just translated Paperback Writer, and it's so messed up I can't even put it into stanzas!

It becomes love or, as for that the lady tries seeing in order to write my book which was read year in me, caught it has made the novel be based by the person who lists Lear and name and I need work, therefore as for me writer that of the paperback we would like to become the writer of the paperback of the writer of the paperback, it is the story where the person who becomes dirty becomes dirty and that as for the wife who hangs on you do not understand and as for that son as for that everyday it works because of the mail it is regular occupation, but as for him as for writer that of the paperback we would like to become the writer of the paperback of the writer of the paperback, generally as for me who am thousand page small amountMore if I who am written within 12 week like style, you are possible and to be able to point to that longer, as for me changing that because it becomes circle, if it goes, the writer of the paperback we would like to become the writer of the paperback of the writer of the paperback, really you like that as for that it is possible to possess right, it is possible overnight to make 1,000,000 because of you, if and you must reset that, it can send that here, but the writer of the paperback I am broken and need the eye, would like to become the writer of the paperback of the writer of the paperback