You Know You're Obsessed with the Beatles When...

Originally Posted by beatlebangs1964

I have 2 Beatle bumper stickers. Where did you ge the fab figures?

We know a Honda is a BOSS car!

The Beatles shop in liverpool about15 years ago.

... when you decide to write your first short story and it's about a kid that travels back in time and meets the Beatles.

When you enter the date (like l did last week) 11/28/74 instead of '12 because of John.

...when you tear your ****ing hair out in frustration when your 70-year-old mother (who lived through the entire Beatles era and never once gave a damn about them) tells you that bands like One Direction are "better than the Beatles"

...when you eventually learn to take ten deep breaths and say, "Yes, mother, of course," when your mother revisits that topic, and you realise that she is just being the confrontational little person she always has been. (And, possibly, losing her mind.)

...when you find a One Direction poster at the tip and decide to improve it by cutting out the faces and replacing them with Beatle faces...but, the age-old "fifth Beatle" dilemma strikes, and you end up leaving the poster at the tip.

When you take Beatles' birthdays and other facts as a theme for your psychosis in schizophrenia.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Benna...065679?fref=ts

Thinks she's related...

You buy the guitars the lads used :D

when you and your bf already have Beatles related name picked out for when the two of you are older and have kids. an that you plan on heaving them name there kids veira chuck and dave

when you grow a sgt. pepper tasche :)

You don't mind recording aeroplane sounds (while freezing your butt off) at Moscow airport, because those noises might be essential to a song on the next Beatles album.

As a member of the orchestra recording "A Day in the Life", you purposely play everything in tune because you know that's what George Martin would really want.

...you are at a party and your friends say, "Hey, man, take out your sitar and play us a song," and you are able to do just that.

...you very soberly reflect that the English have had kings named John, James, George and Richard, thereby completing a "Beatles set" before the Beatles were even born.

(James Paul McCartney and Richard Starkey--in the unlikely event of confusion.)

...when you see this video, and think, "Ah, an answer to the age-old question of Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"



NOTE: Cow appear to be unhurt. Video has also not been verified as authentic, but looks pretty real to me...

Every time you watch something with four characters, you name each one the Paul, the Ringo, the George, and the John.

You literally treat all your Beatles stuff like your own child and cry if it gets lost, stolen, or scratched.

Every time you meet a mean, horrid person *coughcough*whohatesthebeatles *coughcough* you just call them a blue marine and ignore them, since you know their foolish antics can be simply ignored.

You know you're obsessed when you've heard all of your life that "you can't seem to have a conversation about anything else." I always say, "You say that like it's a bad thing. What else is really worth talking about?" :-)

when your boyfriend calls you his "little beatle fanatic" because you rattle off facts while watching Yellow Submarine