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Old Jul 02, 2003, 05:51 PM   #41
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[QB"100 Ways of Using a Brass Lamp" , by Olivia Harrison.
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<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] * Oh man, good one. Damn, no one likes my book titles.
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Old Jul 02, 2003, 06:21 PM   #42
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"My Brother's Cousin's Friend's Sister's Mother's Uncle's Step-sister's Dad's Niece's LP - the revealing story of my link to the unknown album that the Beatles plagarised!"
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">And on that same note... "My Cousin's Half-Brother's Sister-in-Law's Uncle's Best Friend's Wife's 500 Pages on Her Untold Moment in Beatle History" (the amazing story of how, in 1978, she rode on an elevator that the Beatles *might* have used when they stayed at the Plaza Hotel in 1964) [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 02, 2003, 07:31 PM   #43
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Hey, A Unibrow Takes Talent--George Harrison
101 Jokes To Use At Press Conferences--The Beatles
Top Ten Things I've Learned Not To Tell The Press--John Lennon
A Cellar Full Of Boys--Brian Epstein
My Life As A Hair Stylist--Ringo Starr
What You Don't Know About Us--Paul and Yoko
I Wish Paul WAS Dead--William Cambell
What John MEANT To Say Was...--Paul McCartney
Fast Cars Make Me Nervous--George Harrison
How To Sneak The Story Of Yesterday Into ANY Interview--Paul McCartney
101 Pick-Up Lines That Involve Your Nose--Ringo Starr

*I love this topic! It's cool to let your guard down sometimes and actually -gasp- make fun of the beatles!*
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Old Jul 02, 2003, 07:57 PM   #44
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[QB]101 Jokes To Use At Press Conferences--The Beatles
Top Ten Things I've Learned Not To Tell The Press--John Lennon
What You Don't Know About Us--Paul and Yoko
I Wish Paul WAS Dead--William Cambell
What John MEANT To Say Was...--Paul McCartney
Fast Cars Make Me Nervous--George Harrison
How To Sneak The Story Of Yesterday Into ANY Interview--Paul McCartney [QB]
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">LOL! Those are good ones!
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Old Jul 02, 2003, 08:04 PM   #45
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"How To Make Your Step-Mother/Daughter Relationship Really Work" by Heather Mills McCartney and Stella McCartney
"The Rutles, Our Biggest Influence" by the Beatles
"Ticket To Ride: Fab Tips To Make Your Train Ride Enjoyable And Trouble-Free" by the Beatles
"Fiendish Thingies: A Guide To Disarming Bombs" by George Harrison

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Old Jul 02, 2003, 09:06 PM   #46
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"Snippets About George" by Arthur
"Arthur, By George!" by George Harrison
"Come On Lines" by Marharishi Marhesh Yogi
"Dear Prudence, Let's Play" by Marharishi Marhesh Yogi
"Dear Sadie, You Really Are Sexy" by Marharishi Marhesh Yogi
"Clay Play" by Paul McCartney
"The Lucy In the Sky Story" by the real Lucy with a foreword by Julian Lennon
"Get on the Bus" by George Harrison
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Old Jul 02, 2003, 10:35 PM   #47
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"I'm the only normal Beatle kid: Dhani Harrison's life story" Dhani Harrison
"My step-mom is a b****!"Co written by Julian Lennon and Mary, Stella and James Mccartney
"By a nose"Ringo Starr
"Slander for Dummies"Albert Goldman
"The Untold story of 'She said'"Peter Fonda
"Exploiting your husband's estate for Dummies(mainly Olivia)"Yoko Ono
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">I like these. Esp. the 1st 2
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 12:05 AM   #48
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Okay, let's throw in a couple.

"My Favorite Person in the Whole World, Murray the K" by George Harrison.

"The Real Fifth Beatle, Jimmy Nicol"
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 03:34 AM   #49
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"The Guitar's All Very and Good, John, But....: Giving Career Advice to Your Nephew," by Mimi Smith.
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 03:40 AM   #50
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And another one:

"John Lennon, Model Student," by Quarry Bank High School.
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 04:13 AM   #51
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Default Re: Beatles Books We\'ll Never See

Going off on a slight tangent, here's some books that I hope we'll never see, but I fear we probably will...

'Fab Gear: The Beatles' Clothes'

'Fab Gear: The Beatles' Cars'

'Fab Gear: The Beatles' Drugs'...
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 09:29 AM   #52
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The Making of The Two Virgins Album cover, by Seymore Hair.
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 10:38 AM   #53
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Do You Want to Know a Secret? I'm Allergic to Flowers. by George Harrison.

Brian Was Really the Walrus. by John Lennon
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 12:01 PM   #54
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh E.B., you KNEW I'd love that one, didn't you??? [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Of course! [img]graemlins/teeth1.gif[/img] Now, if I could just find the other 2 people... [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 02:33 PM   #55
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All right, Bird. You did it. I concede. You found me. [img]graemlins/smile1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 02:36 PM   #56
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"Why is Everybody Always Winking at Me" by George Harrison
"Recipe for Soup Seasoned With Tickets to Ride" by Ringo Starr and John Lennon
"Temple Dancing: I Can Say No More" by Ahme with an introduction by Paul McCartney
"Impressions From Ringo to Cagney" by George Harrison
"Mirror Shaving" by George Harrison
"Shirts You Want to be Seen in: Gear, Not Grotty" by George Harrison
"Wink At Me" by George Harrison
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 05:51 PM   #57
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All right, Bird. You did it. I concede. You found me. [img]graemlins/smile1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Ah, but you're not TRULY a snob unless you know what a crochet triplet is.... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 08:24 PM   #58
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The True, Unbiased, Well Written,Expertly Researched Beatles Buke By Geoffrey Giuliano [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/mooner.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/monkey.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 08:39 PM   #59
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Originally Posted By beatlebangs1964:
All right, Bird. You did it. I concede. You found me. [img]graemlins/smile1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Ah, but you're not TRULY a snob unless you know what a crochet triplet is.... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Hey, I know what crochet is ! [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
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Old Jul 03, 2003, 09:37 PM   #60
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Originally Posted By Rellevart:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Originally Posted By beatlebangs1964:
All right, Bird. You did it. I concede. You found me. [img]graemlins/smile1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Ah, but you're not TRULY a snob unless you know what a crochet triplet is.... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Hey, I know what crochet is ! [img]graemlins/wink1.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif">Is that crochet, or crotchety?
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