Words Women Use

Study these guys! They're very accurate!

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "Fine" to
describe how a women looks - this will cause you to have one of
those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
and end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a women getting upset
over "Nothing" and will end in the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care."
You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment,
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing
with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe,
and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have
done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction
with a "Raised Eyebrow"

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near, future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A women is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
doing whatever it is you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth,
so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A women is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A women will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the
"Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh",
as she will only tell you "Nothing"


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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield

That's great!!

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6 DAYS!!!!!
"Only thing that matters to me is to touch Your Lotus Feet..."

I gotta admit, some of these are definitely me!

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John's too sexy for his shirt!

Being married for almost a year and a half, I can certainly vouch for these!!

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Out the blue you came to me
And blue away life's misery

Those are scream! Thanks for the laugh.

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"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

-John Lennon

So true! Thanks BTTE!

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Silence often says much more than
trying to say what's been said before

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By backtotheegg:

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait a minute, did you interview my parents to write this one?

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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. (Robert Browning)
Grow old along with me/Whatever fate decrees/We will see it through/For our love is true/God bless our love
(John Lennon)

Well, it's a bit stereotypical, but... THAT'S OKAY.

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Paul on the Australian tour: Sydney wasn't very good weather, was he? It must have been the mongoose season.

George on Australia: There are reefers all along the west coast, right?

Beatlelover16@hotmail.com

Funny, if, as Sarah said, a bit stereotypical. But you'll never catch me doing the "NOTHING". That's a pet peeve of mine. If you've got a problem, TELL ME, don't say "NOTHING" in that martyred tone of voice!!

LOUD SIGH on the other hand, I employ frequently....

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I go back so far, I'm in front of me...

Oh really???

Well, then FINE!



FT

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One who is really rich is one who has more dreams in his soul than reality can destroy.

I have to say, almost all of these are true. In fact I also employ several of them! The Five Minutes part I heartily disagree with in most cases however, as I can't stand it when anyone does that!

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.:Cat:.
"Torpedoed again, eh?"

"We sent you the flowers, Ring. And the grapes!"
"Oh, I like grapes!"
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There's a whole different meaning lurking in there somewhere.

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The "Go Ahead" with the raised eyebrow is my mom. No questions asked...lol

-lennon4

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