The Best of Random Thoughts

The Random Thoughts topics (in order):
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts II
Random Thoughts III
Random Thoughts IV
Random Thoughts V
Random Thoughts VI
Random Thoughts VII
Random Thoughts VIII
Random Thoughts VIII (there are two)
Random Thoughts IX
Random Thoughts X
Random Thoughts XI
Random Thoughts XII
Random Thoughts XIII
Random Thoughts XIV
Random Thoughts XV
Random Thoughts Thread
More Random Thoughts
Still more Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts, yet again
More random thoughts, anyone?
Additional Random Thoughts
Still thinking - more random thoughts!
Random thoughts, anyone?
Lots more random thoughts
A Plethora of Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts - The Next Generation
Random thoughts again!
Random thoughts again (& again & again)
Guess what? More random thoughts!

When you look at these topics, you see that they are mostly filled up with uninteresting things that are of no relevance to anyone but the poster. But every once in a while, there's something genuinely interesting posted in these threads. Maybe it's a joke, an entertaining quip, what happened to the poster that day...basically, if you ever read any of these topics and find something interesting, post it in this topic.

Please don't post new Random Thoughts in this thread--you can do that in the last thread on the list. Also, please do not discuss the Random Thoughts that are posted in this topic. We don't want the filler, we want a Readers Digest version of the above 30 Random Thoughts threads. Take out the junk, and just have the quality stuff. You may post your own stuff, as long as it was previously posted in one of those topics. We don't want new material here. Last rule, please follow the format below when posting a choice Random Thought. I'll start off with this quip from the first-ever Random Thoughts thread:

Why is there a helicopter circling my house? Have my kids been doing something I don't know about?

--Hari's Chick, May 09, 2002, 12:58 AM

I think this is a cute idea....however to pick a favorite would mean going back and reading most of them...or alot of them...or even some of them,lol. And that seems like too much work. I can barely keep up with the daily posts.

So....I randomly picked a random page on a random thread and picked my fave from there ;)


Tim....July 08, 2002 "How do we know we know what we know?

I kinda like this one from Rellevart Nov 27, 2002

"I think I'd be a GREAT girlfriend, but I'd be a lousy wife!"

Originally Posted by sourmilkpinky

So....I randomly picked a random page on a random thread and picked my fave from there ;)=

I did the same :P

MR A: I hope they play "Buddy Holly" by Weezer at this disco.
MR B: "Buddy Holly" at a disco? Yeah right, that'll be the day.

--Clark Kent, Oct 29, 2002

was never a girly girl and was never into "girly" gender-biased behavior. As a child, I could not identify with or relate to "girly" girls. Even when I was little, I didn't like "girly" words and don't today:

comfy
cozy
dreamy, like a dream (the worst)
fluff, fluffy
frilly
heavenly (sounds like a hyberbole to me)
ruffly
saucy
spice; spicy
snug
toasty

I don't flounce or toss my head, either! Heck, MALES toss their heads (but never literary males) - the Beatles were champions at tossing their heads!

I like words like

active
agile
daring
decisive
determined
intelligent
intense
serious

Posted by beatlebangs1964, Jun 09, 2005

I wanted to relive this because I thought it was a nice idea. So I found three that I REALLY liked (I actually laughed out loud). Here they are:

By Sgt.McCartney, on July 29, 2002:

"If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?"

By Hey Beatle, on August 13, 2002:

"Why must mosquito bites itch?!"

By EasternBird on January 30, 2003:

"Myspacebarisn'tworking."

Shall we go on?

If everyone did JUST what they're supposed to do (not more, not less), the world would... well, it would actually work. Is that too much to ask?

By Darhorse April 09, 2004

Originally Posted by Mccartneyluvr

Last night I had this really strange but good dream that I was dating Dhani Harrison. I have never thought of him like that before....I can see me with Sean Lennon, or Eric Idle.....but Dhani maybe my subconcious is trying to tell me something. He is rather hot!

Random Thoughts XV Pg. 1

Haha this one is great.

How come there ain't no more good rock operas in this world?

By BrazilianFlag, Mar 28, 2003. What happened to BrazilianFlag by the way??

Why is it so eay to accumulate stuff and so hard to find places to put it all????

By Lynner, Sept 16, 2003

"My shoe is off, my foot is cold
I have a bird I like to hold
My hat is old, my teeth are gold
And now my story is all told"

Magill, Aug 23, 2003