I wanted to relive this because I thought it was a nice idea. So I found three that I REALLY liked (I actually laughed out loud). Here they are:
By Sgt.McCartney, on July 29, 2002:
"If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?"
By Hey Beatle, on August 13, 2002:
"Why must mosquito bites itch?!"
By EasternBird on January 30, 2003:
Shall we go on?