Beware Of Darkness. I'm listening to it now because of the test.
"[...] A kid comes running up to [John] and says, 'Are you John Lennon?' And he said, 'No but I wish I had his money.' Which I promptly stole for myself. [...]
I was back in New York a couple of months later [...] and a voice pipes up in my ear, 'Are you David Bowie?' And I said, 'No, but I wish I had his money.'
'You lying bastard. You wish you had my money.' It was John Lennon."