I love the elves story~ that is extremely funny!
Here is another hysterical/mean story... yesterday my friend showed me her cellphone and when it rings a pic shows who is calling her. When her ex husband calls (he's also my friend) his butt shows up!!! OMG, I almost split my sides, too... sooo funny. Maybe I should not have laughed cuz he's my friend still but I could not help it, it was too funny!!!!