I've been good, life has changed quite a lot since I was last here, most noticeably:
Sold off my entire Beatles collection (it was just sat in a cupboard. I'd much rather get my money back and let someone else enjoy it than just keep it and risk losing it all in a fire or something) which paid for the deposit for my first home. So yeah, boring homeowner now!
And I actually went and got married! I know!