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Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 03:30 PM

Now tell me Paul was the only one with brilliantly long, PERFECT eyelashes.


Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 03:33 PM

Ever had the problem of being so popular and so wanted at the same time? Ask John.


Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 03:35 PM

Lesson #888 on how to make John relate to every mundane thing in life...

Start a collection of poems about the autumn changes and make this the cover


Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 03:36 PM

Too much perfection


Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 03:37 PM

In which John shows us he doesn't have to tie his boots like everyone else does if he doesn't want to


the ninth walrus Oct 02, 2011 03:49 PM

nice hey scruff i messaged you pics that i knew you would like
now were is your end of the trade

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by the ninth walrus (Post 1080895)
nice hey scruff i messaged you pics that i knew you would like
now were is your end of the trade

Let me see... (checks PM)

OMG!! :bigeyes1: TNW, I didn't read your PM. I'm going to send you some goods right now!!! :wave2: Now go look at the vid I posted just now on the 30 Day John Challenge because if you look very carefully when John gets up at the end...well, John's chest is waiting for you!

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080797)
Flawless swagger is flawless :heart2:

John: I knew I shouldn't have chased that beer :beer2: with that shot of scotch! Or maybe it was the Screwdriver :beer3: I had before the beer? Maybe I had the screwdriver after the scotch :beer1: ...either way I think I'm gonna be sick :barf5:

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 04:47 PM

:laugh5: Yep, pretty much. 4iiiis, you know John's post-alcoholic binge symptoms so well.

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080857)
Why the EF not?

John: So... this is where all the rice comes from? It grows in patties? Well, I'll be! I always thought rice grew on trees!

Yoko: Oh John! You so silly!! You know rice not come from trees! It come from grocery store!!!

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080858)
Dear close-shave buzzcut John, you were a sexy MOFO and I like your shirt.


John: SO glad I was able to sing a song for a smoke whilst in prison! And those guys in there really need some glasses! They all kept sayin' I was gonna be their woman! I mean...c'mon, with this haircut & sideburns how could anyone mistake me for a dame??

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080859)
Before Abercrombie, American Apparel and Hollister there was this sexy b1tch on a lawn chair.


John Lennon: The Lost Beach Boy

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080862)
Teaching a toddler how to shave may seem precarious to some, but when John Lennon does it it's suave, brilliant, and timeless. Your faves better not even attempt it.


John: "Now Sean, the razor is used for shaving your face when you grow up to be a man"
Sean: "But Daddy, Mommy uses that too! She shaves her lip, she shaves under her arms, she shaves her legs..."
John: "No no Sean! Mommy does not shave her lip! Please don't tell anyone else that wild story you made up!

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080865)
1980 John GQing candid on a sidewalk in a suit. Why was I born too late to experience this greatness irl?


John: Why is there a reflection of a scarecrow in that window over there?
Yoko: That no scarecrow! That YOU skinny man! You have legs like sticks!!!

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 4iiiis (Post 1080905)
John: "Now Sean, the razor is used for shaving your face when you grow up to be a man"
Sean: "But Daddy, Mommy uses that too! She shaves her lip, she shaves under her arms, she shaves her legs..."
John: "No no Sean! Mommy does not shave her lip! Please don't tell anyone else that wild story you made up!


Muhahahahahaha!!! :laugh5: Oh 4iiiis, that was good!!!

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 4iiiis (Post 1080907)
John: Why is there a reflection of a scarecrow in that window over there?
Yoko: That no scarecrow! That YOU skinny man! You have legs like sticks!!!

Dang, Yoko speaks truth. But still, looking gorgeous for such a skinny man.

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 4iiiis (Post 1080904)

John Lennon: The Lost Beach Boy

Yeah...the Beach Boys wish.

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080867)
For The Ninth Walrus, so she has some inspiration for her new writing attempt of course. :eyebrows:


C'mon now Apple! That Ninth Walrus needs no encouragement :help:
And John! Put some pants & a shirt on for goodness sakes!!!

Apple Scruff Oct 02, 2011 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 4iiiis (Post 1080911)
C'mon now Apple! That Ninth Walrus needs no encouragement :help:
And John! Put some pants & a shirt on for goodness sakes!!!

Please. TNW loves my photo recommendations and she does prefer these types of pics. I'm just bein' honest! :wave2:

You're so funny with your extra comments, but I noticed you haven't posted a PHOTO OF THE DAY in a long while...tsk tsk...

4iiiis Oct 02, 2011 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Apple Scruff (Post 1080912)
Please. TNW loves my photo recommendations and she does prefer these types of pics. I'm just bein' honest! :wave2:

You're so funny with your extra comments, but I noticed you haven't posted a PHOTO OF THE DAY in a long while...tsk tsk...

Well...sometimes great pics take time...I've got one though!


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