An Autobiography of a Person You Don't Even Care Reading About

Every family has their quirks. No one is completely normal, and therefore they contribute their unique abnormalities to the family essence. This being the case, I would never deny that my family possesses their own goofy little "quirks." How about this one? We have a bread box on top of our refridgerator, but it is not filled with bread. No. Instead, it contains all of our pet’s medications and the number of our local veterinarian. We like to keep our bread in the microwave above our stove. So the next time that you’re over at my house and you’re looking for the bread, try looking there. If you can’t find it there, then the odds are that we are out of bread.