The Goofy Chicken That Will Stop At Nothing to Humor Us

[PennyLane]

To clear up any misconceptions people may have, will people please specify their gender? There are still a few people I am unsure of. Male, Female, both, or neither? (LenMc!)I am a female, by the way.

[beatle]

we like to keep you guessing! who are you "confused" about?

[PennyLane]

Confused isn't the word, I guess. Some have just never said anything. I don't want to name names, to avoid offending people! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

[Marz]

Female... definitely female.

[Elementary Penguin]

How exactly can one tell the gender of a Penguin? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

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[lennon-mccartney]

Sit it in a car and see if it can drive.
I'm a boy.

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[SleepyHead]

So, if the penguin can drive, it's female, right??

Just for clarification, I am of the female persuasion (last time I checked!)

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[bearkat77]

The last time I had to go to the bathroom, I was pretty sure that I was a guy! And guess what? I'm right!!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[beatle]

well i guess it depends on what kind of mood i'm in 'lol'. your so sweet penny, not wanting to ofend anyone, most people don't care! but if you must know,i'm female.

[lennon-mccartney]

I'm not too bothered about whether or not you people are male or female. However, if any of you aren't either of those, that'd be interesting.

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[lennon-mccartney]

I'm not too bothered about whether or not you people are male or female. However, if any of you aren't either of those, that'd be interesting.

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[lennon-mccartney]

Sorry I did that twice, it's not my forum, so I can't delete it either.


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[Elementary Penguin]

Well, my driving's OK. However, even in the Tundra I refuse to stop to ask for directions, I guess that makes me male. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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Hare Krishna,
Hare Hare,
Krishna Krishna..."

[PennyLane]

LenMc:

It isn't that I mind what gender anyone is, I was just curious.

[SleepyHead]

I think LenMac is a neither/both...I suspect it is mating season in ole Merry England!!

(Just kidding, Col!)

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[PennyLane]

Maybe he is a seahorse?

[lennon-mccartney]

No, I am a boy, now stop the nonsense!

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[Lovely Rita]

I'm a girl, but as for Len-Mc........I'd watch out for him/her!
j/k
-Lovely Ritahttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

[beatle]

oh most definetly, you can never be too careful around len-mac!!

[pat]

I'm a granny! therefore I suspect it doesnt much matter anymore!http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/cry.gif

[lennon-mccartney]

Hey now! Don't know grannies, I have one - bless her.
My parents are grandparents, good grief.


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[jodie]

hehehehehehe
im a girl, and i think its funny the way u say im a boy instead of im a guy or i am a man. i dont know it just strikes me humourous
sigh *chuckels to self*

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all my lovin'
jodie

ps.
jodie rock n' rules

[PennyLane]

Wait, Col- So you are a father?

[SleepyHead]

I'm kinda hoping he meant he has an older sibling who has graciously provided his parents with their new status, and him with a neice/nevvy...

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[Harbidge]

I am a male. A jolly fat man.

LenMc is multiplying? Hold the front page!

I'm not sure about the mating season here in England, but if it is, then I'm in for sure!

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[PennyLane]

Thanks, Sleepy - I am pretty dense when it comes to family relations...I think I slept through that part in the geneology unit! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

[lennon-mccartney]

I have an older sister. She's a lot older, she's 29. And it's a niece that I have.

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[PennyLane]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by beatle:
we like to keep you guessing! who are you "confused" about?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

To tell you the truth, I at first thought you were male. Also, at first, I got mixed up as to whether SleepyHead was the female or male, and same with bearkat77 (I knew they were married, I just got mixed up as to who was the male and who was the female). When I first read the username 'Marz', I pictured a middle aged red headed man with a mustache and a turtleneck.

P.S. None of these still stick, and I figured everything out within a day or so, so please don't be mad! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

[beatlemethisbeatlemethat]

i'm female!!

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"After all is said and done, you can't go pleasing everyone, so screw it"
--John Lennon

[beatle]

any particular reason you thought i was a he instead of a she? at first i was confused about bearkat and sleepyhead too. so don't feel bad.

[bearkat77]

I still get confused meself, from time to time. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

Seriously, I am and always have been a male. However Sleepy could make a sailor blush once in a while.

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[beatlemethisbeatlemethat]

Are sleepy and bear married? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/confused.gif

ok now i sound nosy! sorry if im intruding.

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Peace, Love, and Beatles,
Stefanie

Beatle Me This, Beatle Me That (http://beatlemethisbeatlemethat.virtualave.net/)

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"After all is said and done, you can't go pleasing everyone, so screw it"
--John Lennon

[lennon-mccartney]

Yes, they are married. But only by marriage.

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[SleepyHead]

Oh, you're not intruding, and I don't consider it nosy http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif Yuppers, me and Kat passed our 13th anniversary in May. Me Jane, him Tarzan, me da Mamma, him da Pappa...

And I onliest make sailors blush when they deserve it, Kat!

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[bearkat77]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by beatlemethisbeatlemethat:
Are sleepy and bear married? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/confused.gif

ok now i sound nosy! sorry if im intruding.
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this/that, no reason to feel nosy. Yes, we are related, but as LenMac said, "Only by marriage." http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[PennyLane]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by beatle:
any particular reason you thought i was a he instead of a she? at first i was confused about bearkat and sleepyhead too. so don't feel bad.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, it isn't that you act like a he or anything. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif I just thought that since the Beatles were male, then you would be too since your name is beatle.

[jtal909]

I'm a he.

[beatle]

ok,penny if you say so.

[Eppy]

Well Penny, I'm a guy, but I'm hoping you already knew that. As for yourself, sometimes I'm not too sure... sometimes you look decidedly cowish. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

Peace, love, & cow suits forever,
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[bearkat77]

Chickens! Cows! What's next? Walruses?

Penny, I think I'll not try that idea. Nothing personal. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[lennon-mccartney]

Or should that be walri http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/tongue.gif

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[PennyLane]

That was the single most funniest day in my life.

People, if you want to have fun, walk down a busy street in a cowsuit, walk into McDonalds, protest their use of beef, and have a friend get it on tape. (I did!)

[BEATLEDORK]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eppy:
Well Penny, I'm a guy, but I'm hoping you already knew that. As for yourself, sometimes I'm not too sure... sometimes you look decidedly cowish. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

Peace, love, & cow suits forever,
///o-o\\\<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>\penny is not cowlike
well how would i know but im defending her because sometimes shes mean to me and she holds power and i want to be popular!!!LOL!!

[PennyLane]

Thanks, beatledork. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

Actually, Eppy is a friend of mine from school, and the "Cow incident" was a hysterical occurance in my hometown. I dressed in a cow suit and paraded into a grocery store quacking like a duck. My friend Tim got it on tape, and I have never laughed harder in my life.

[Paperbackwriter]

not even when i tell the joke if you believe in telekinesis raise MY hand?
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[PennyLane]

No. If you'll remember, that was MY joke that YOU stole. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif Sorry about the private chat, everybody.

[Paperbackwriter]

did everyone else like that joke? my joke?
forever///o-o\\\

[lennon-mccartney]

Not really. I like rice pudding, though. Some people eat it cold, but I like it cooked.

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[pat]

Or yellow matter custard perhaps!

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Love & Hugs.
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[lennon-mccartney]

Dripping from a dead dog pie....mmmmmmmm!

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[PennyLane]

LenMc....you made me all hungry. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

[SleepyHead]

"..dripping from a dead dog's pie..."???
I always that was "...a dead dog's eye..."

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[lennon-mccartney]

Well, you're not exactly the greatest when it comes to getting lyrics right, are you!

It was a mere joke. . . .I'm too tall to explain.

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[Harbidge]

'It isn't me that's taller than you, it's you that's smaller than me.' - Short, AHDN.

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[BEATLEDORK]

YEAH IM POPULAR NOW PENNY LIKES ME!!!!if i was a girl id join the cheer squad & become bulimic or anerexic!!

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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[lennon-mccartney]

What's to stop you doing that anyway?

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[PennyLane]

Beatledork, that was an incredibly insensitive comment to make. I have a friend who honestly does have a problem like that and I don't like it when you make a joke of something so serious. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/cry.gif

[bearkat77]

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/mad.gif 'Dork, quit badgering the members. Start discussing topics on the Beatles or leave, and don't let the door hit you on your way out!

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