What if....

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What if Tom Petty crashed through your ceiling?

Discuss.

[hibgal]

I hide in the closet! :afraid2:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Why would you do that??? He's harmless!

...most of the time :devil7:

[hibgal]

With my fingers in my ears. Then I won't hear that seductive voice and get into trouble! :afraid2:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Get in trouble with who??

[hibgal]

That guy that just crashed through the ceiling. :angel5:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

That guy that just crashed through the ceiling. :angel5:

This guy??

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1881/petty7701.jpg

[hibgal]

Yeah, that's the one. I'm okay as long as he doesn't speak! :blush4:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

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[hibgal]

:faint1:

[mari]

Get in trouble with who??

Well I'm thinking she should worry about YOU! :laugh5:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Well I'm thinking she should worry about YOU! :laugh5:

Maybe.

[mari]

But to answer your question... I'd say "That's a little unorthodox, Tom, but okay. Want to watch the Concert For Bangladesh, or something?"

[hibgal]

And he says... :devil7:

[mari]

And he says... :devil7:

"Don't worry, I'll fix that ceiling"...hopefully.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I think we all know what I would do.
























































































Faint.

[hibgal]

No kidding! A guy crashing through the ceiling would make me :faint1:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

And then Petty would have to do mouth to mouth on me!!!!

[hibgal]

*fanning self* :blush3:

[mari]

And then Petty would have to do mouth to mouth on me!!!!

How convenient!

[Beatle Girl]

LOL! You guys made me laugh with this thread! :laugh5:

Naughty Aimee... :wink1:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I'm innocent!

[mari]

Yes, it's not her fault Petty came crashing through her ceiling :laugh5:

[Beatle Girl]

Hahahaha... :laugh5:
Yes, I can imagine...what a collapse when she heard the sound...dear! :D

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

:angel4:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I swear I didn't do anything!!!!

[ilianna]

I'd ask why he crashed through my ceiling instead of using the front door.

[hibgal]

Before or after you fainted from the shock? :devious:

[beatlebangs1964]

Aimee, if you ain't exploding something, then you're crashing it!

Cloud, we KNOW what you're thinking, you little hornbag you! :laugh5:

[hibgal]

This time it wasn't Aimee's fault, BB. She couldn't help Tom crashed through the ceiling! :angel5:

[beatlebangs1964]

Yeah, but she could have sent George. Talk about a cool fantasy! :laugh5:

[hibgal]

She did, BB, she did!
What if your favourite Beatle crashed through the ceiling?

[beatlebangs1964]

Cloud and GGirl would be all over than man like a prickly rash in the summertime! :laugh5: The hornbaggery those hornbag fans bring in is just TOO funny!

Aimee honey, if you ain't crashing something, you're exploding it! You've got a destructive little fantasy life going on.

Good thing the George Girls are on hand to minister to George should that sexpot crash through the ceiling/roof of their racy fantasies.

How's THIS for a what-if? What if George drove up to your front door in a sexy red 1961 Ford Thunderbird wearing nothing but a Beatle haircut and a big smile.

[hibgal]

How's THIS for a what-if? What if George drove up to your front door in a sexy red 1961 Ford Thunderbird wearing nothing but a Beatle haircut and a big smile.

He'd get arrested? :afraid2:

[beatlebangs1964]

For driving a cool Thunderbird? :thinker:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

For being naked!

What if Tom Petty crashed through the ceiling naked?

[hibgal]

I'll let him borrow one of my dresses! :laugh5:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I'd let him stay naked. And maybe remove mine as well.




:angel4:

[hibgal]

Aimee!!! :faint1:

Hey! How come your halo sits so well after that statement! :bigeyes3:

[FPSHOT]

no comment on Petty and clothes

but

what if you wake up and have no electricity, how much will it affect your morning

[hibgal]

no comment on Petty and clothes

No comment eh? :wink2:

what if you wake up and have no electricity, how much will it affect your morning

I wake up? :thinker:

[FPSHOT]

I wake up? :thinker:

ok what if you wake up ...in the morning.. and find out you woke up in the morning...and you have no electricity, in what way will it affect your morning...

[hibgal]

ok what if you wake up ...in the morning.. and find out you woke up in the morning...and you have no electricity, in what way will it affect your morning...

First, the alarm clock won't go off, being electric. So, morning will start much later. I probably won't have tea for breakfast (or lunch as the case may be) unless I dig out the camping stove. I won't sit down at the computer to do any research or write my friends. Hm? I guess, if the weather's nice, I go for a walk and hope the electricity is back when I come home again! :teeth1:

[FPSHOT]

lunch for breakfast...ok...that makes sense

what if someone calls you on the phone at 3am and asks you to sum up your favorite Beatles top 5 excluding songs which were on singles.

[hibgal]

what if someone calls you on the phone at 3am and asks you to sum up your favorite Beatles top 5 excluding songs which were on singles.

I'd tell them to go back to bed, I'm sleeping! :devious:

What would you do?

[mari]

no comment on Petty and clothes

but

what if you wake up and have no electricity, how much will it affect your morning

Wow, you know, then I'd say that it's not him, it's me; I'm not looking for anything serious, but he's welcome to stay for breakfast.




:devious:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Aimee!!! :faint1:

Hey! How come your halo sits so well after that statement! :bigeyes3:

Duct tape.

Plus I'm a good girl. :angel4:

[ilianna]

How's THIS for a what-if? What if George drove up to your front door in a sexy red 1961 Ford Thunderbird wearing nothing but a Beatle haircut and a big smile.

Well that'd be nice.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What if Petty walked into your house wearing nothing but boots?

[beatlebangs1964]

I'd ask for George. He was damn sexy and I'd love to see George in nothing but his Beatle boots and a big ol' smile. :smile1:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

How about both of them doing the Wilbury Twist in nothing but boots?

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

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[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

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[beatlebangs1964]

Honey, George don't have to do no twist if he's naked! The man was a confirmed sexpot!

George was too damn fine for words.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

And people call me out for cursing?

That's three "damn"s in 2 sentences!

FUCKING PETTY I WANT TO FUCKING FUCK HIM, OH FUCK YEAH.

There.

[beatlebangs1964]

And people call me out for cursing?

That's three "damn"s in 2 sentences!

F*****G PETTY I WANT TO F*****G F**K HIM, OH F**K YEAH.

There.

Honey, damn is a mild expletive. I ain't no puritan and I don't mind a few damns and hells and a couple of others, but those damn f bombs are over the top. I never chewed you out for cursing. Say damn all you want.

Now chill and listen to some George. :smile1:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!

I wonder what would happen if a naked Tom Petty came to my door.

[beatlebangs1964]

You'd ask him to send in George naked and PDQ at that!

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

How about a horny & naked Tom Petty crashing through the ceiling?

[hibgal]

:faint1:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What? You wouldn't be able to take it?

I could take on a horny Petty :devil7:

[beatlebangs1964]

:music2: You couldn't take it if George was naked/so sing along as Cloud sings her song/Cloud has a dream/quite racy it seems :music1:

We know a lot of you want to see George naked as well. When it comes to nudity, most of you choose George of all the Beatles and Wilburies. :laugh5:

[george_on_cloud9]

And John...

Was John the first Beatle to be naked?

[beatlebangs1964]

Yeah, but you KNOW damn good and well you want to see George naked, Cloud! You racy thing! You and GGirl and Sadie/Sally dream and fantasize and talk about seeing George naked and we just have fun with you!

You know damn good and well that dream you had was a wish fulfillment dream, Cloud and now the world knows you want to see George naked, you racy person! :laugh4:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I'm busy with Petty!

[ilianna]

Speaking of all this naked beatleness, I found a rather very naked Paul picture but there's a pole blocking the view of a certain thing haha.

[ringo_rama]

And John...

Was John the first Beatle to be naked?

Ringo--he was born a full three months earlier.

What if Tom Petty crashed through your ceiling?

Shoot first, ask questions later.

[ilianna]

Shoot first, ask questions later.

Haha! :laugh5:

[ilianna]

Damn I lost the naked Paul picture! Noooooooo!

[ringo_rama]

It's on the White Album poster, albeit tiny. Not that the picture's size is a reflection of anything else.

--ringo_rama
Vice President, International Paul McCartney Nude Pics Expert Committee

[ilianna]

It's on the White Album poster, albeit tiny. Not that the picture's size is a reflection of anything else.

--ringo_rama
Vice President, International Paul McCartney Nude Pics Expert Committee

:laugh5:

[beatlebangs1964]

Speaking of all this naked beatleness, I found a rather very naked Paul picture but there's a pole blocking the view...

Yeah, but not the pole you had your heart set on viewing, you little hornbag! :laugh5:

There was a picture of Paul at a concert raising his bass and let's just say that was not all that Paul raised. Let's just say that must have been some arousing, er, I mean rousing songs. :laugh4: :laugh5: :joker:

[beatlebangs1964]

Damn I lost the naked Paul picture! Noooooooo!

You and Cloud have brought some hornbaggery our way. Ilianna, you are such a little hornbag! :laugh4: A picture of Paul naked will no doubt delight many racy fans out there. :laugh4:

[ringo_rama]

There was a picture of Paul at a concert raising his bass and let's just say that was not all that Paul raised. Let's just say that must have been some arousing, er, I mean rousing songs. :laugh4: :laugh5: :joker:

"It's coming up like a flower!"

OR

"I can see that love is awake, but where's the winter rose?"

OR

"Hey, where'd that pipe of peace come from?"

I regret that I couldn't properly incorporate "Don't Let it Bring You Down."

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I could take on a horny Petty :devil7:

Can anyone else?

[ringo_rama]

I certainly hope not.

[beatlebangs1964]

"It's coming up like a flower!"

OR

"I can see that love is awake, but where's the winter rose?"

OR

"Hey, where'd that pipe of peace come from?"

I regret that I couldn't properly incorporate "Don't Let it Bring You Down."

Hey, good ones, RR! clever! Let's just say that was a very peaceful pipe!

Damn! You funny people have brought hornbaggery here and are just TOO funny! :laugh5: :joker: :laugh4:

Unlike George's song, the love there that WAS not sleeping in Paul's case with the bass!

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

This is a very seamy (sp.) thread.

[ringo_rama]

The real question is, what would I do if Katy Perry crashed through my ceiling?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4784/katyperryesquire1.jpg

I think I would still shoot first, ask questions later...but in an entirely different way. <3 <3 <3

[ilianna]

Can anyone else?

Ew, no thank you.

[george_on_cloud9]

Speaking of all this naked beatleness, I found a rather very naked Paul picture but there's a pole blocking the view of a certain thing haha.

Where?

[ilianna]

Where?

On this Beatles page on Live journal but I can't find it anymore!

[george_on_cloud9]

Oh...

[beatlebangs1964]

RR, if Ms. Perry came crashing through your ceiling, the first thing I suggest you do is get her some medical attention! There is a very good chance the dear lady might be injured.

[beatlebangs1964]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilianna http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?p=959091#post959091)
Speaking of all this naked beatleness, I found a rather very naked Paul picture but there's a pole blocking the view of a certain ... haha.

Where?

Where?

Cloud, I always knew you wanted to see Paul au naturel as well.

We all know that the blocking pole is not the pole you girls wanted to see.

Good grief! What are we going to DO with you racy people? :laugh5:

[ilianna]

Cloud, I always knew you wanted to see Paul au naturel as well.

We all know that the blocking pole is not the pole you girls wanted to see.

Good grief! What are we going to DO with you racy people? :laugh5:

I'm sure George would know what to do with us BB. :devious:

[ringo_rama]

RR, if Ms. Perry came crashing through your ceiling, the first thing I suggest you do is get her some medical attention! There is a very good chance the dear lady might be injured.

Not to worry, I would do a full-body examination. In fact, I'd probably do it several times over, pumping her back to health and getting her heart racing. I know the situation puts her in a strange position, but it won't take long for her to realize she's in good hands.

[george_on_cloud9]

Cloud, I always knew you wanted to see Paul au naturel :laugh5:

Not exactly... George is enough for me... I don't go on 2... "Menage a Trois" is not my cup of tea

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What if Aimee stopped posting in the crushes thread?

[george_on_cloud9]

is it that much???

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What if Tom Petty set up a Folding@home team?

[beatlebangs1964]

I think RR would give Ms. Perry mouth-to-mouth as well.

Gee, RR, I never knew you were a doctor or a paramedic! :joker:

[ringo_rama]

When it comes to Katy Perry, I am anything and everything.

I should start posting dozens of pictures of her in the Crushes thread but that would be petty.

[beatlebangs1964]

Tom? :joker:

[mluque125]

On this Beatles page on Live journal but I can't find it anymore!

I think I saw this as well! I don't remember where haha, but it was a good one :laugh5:

And I love that Live Journal page!

[mluque125]

I'm sure George would know what to do with us BB. :devious:

LMAO!! :laugh5::laugh5::laugh5:

[mluque125]

The real question is, what would I do if Katy Perry crashed through my ceiling?

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4784/katyperryesquire1.jpg

I think I would still shoot first, ask questions later...but in an entirely different way. <3 <3 <3

My brother is in love with her!

[beatlebangs1964]

Ilianna, you little hornbag! I know who YOU'VE been hanging out with these days! :laugh5: What am I going to DO with you racy lot? :laugh4:

[mluque125]

I FOUND IT!

TA DA! (http://digilander.libero.it/p_truth/the_truth/the_king_is_naked.jpg)


I posted it as a link because I don't know if it's too racy for the forums =X

[beatlebangs1964]

mluque, :beer1: to you!

We all know which pole you girls wanted to see and it sure isn't the white painted pole supporting the roof!

[ringo_rama]

I think Paul could use a pair of scissors...

Tom? :joker:

Any interpretations are solely those of the poster making them; ringo_rama will neither confirm nor deny. :angel4:

My brother is in love with her!

Please tell your brother to lay off my future wife, thanks.

[mluque125]

mluque, :beer1: to you!

We all know which pole you girls wanted to see and it sure isn't the white painted pole supporting the roof!

Thank you! thank you! And you know us too well :devious:

[mluque125]

Please tell your brother to lay off my future wife, thanks.

I shall deliver the message! :laugh5:

[beatlebangs1964]

By FedEx or parcel post, mluque? :laugh4: :joker:

[ringo_rama]

I will pay the extra postage for fist mail. Delivered straight to his chin. Signed, sealed, delivered, Katy's mine.