Quotes for Today

[SleepyHead]

"When I bore people at a party, they think it is their
fault."
-- Henry Kissinger

[SleepyHead]

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life
unless I buy something."
-- Jackie Mason

[SleepyHead]

"With the collapse of vaudeville, new talent has no
place to stink."
-- George Burns

[SleepyHead]

"Television is a medium because it is neither rare
nor well done."
-- Ernie Kovacs

[SleepyHead]

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run this
country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair."
-- George Burns

[SleepyHead]

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody
to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."
-- Sam Goldwyn

[SleepyHead]

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses
hours."
-- Milton Berle

[SleepyHead]

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
-- Woody Allen

[SleepyHead]

"When I got to the airline counter, I was
impressed by the lovely Christmas decorations.
I looked up and noticed that I was standing
under a mistletoe, but then I realized that
it was there so that I could KISS MY LUGGAGE
GOODBYE!"
-- Anonymous

[SleepyHead]

"Everybody likes a kidder but nobody loans him money."
-- Arthur Miller

[SleepyHead]

"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put
your money in your pants pocket and give your
coat to your creditors."
-- Sam Goldwyn

[beatlebangs1964]

The truth is found when man is free to pursue it. -- Viktor Frankl

[Clark Kent]

"We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality." - Thomas Macaulay

[SleepyHead]

"Woman was created from the rib of man; Not from
his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be
owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under
his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal,
and from his heart to be loved. . ."
-- Anonymous

[twovirgins]

All the water in the sea no matter how hard it tried could never sink the smallest ship unless it gets inside .All the darkness in the world the blackest kind of sin could never hurt you one least bit unless you let it in,
(that brilliant annonymous again)

"A bit of frangrence clings to the hand that gives a rose"
Confucious

[SleepyHead]

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend
to the death your right to say it."
-- Voltaire

[lennonluvr9]

Here's a neat one from Neil Innes which I may have used before:
"Have fun, try not to lose any money, and leave the bathroom as you wish to find it"

And do I dare? I'm on a Christmas Carol kick right now so here's one from the 1951 version with Alastair Sim playing the title role:
"I dont deserve to be so happy...but I cant help it!"

[beatlebangs1964]

"Be happy just to dance, but never dance attendance. Always speak in your own voice and never fake agreement with anyone." -- BeatleBangs1964, 2007-08