worlds greatest movie

[twovirgins]

well since it seems you dont need any talent to write movies these days I think Ive came up with a sure fire blockbuster. and feel free to help me write it.

SO...here its goes (the pitch) Batman, Frodo baggins,Brad Pitt and Luke Skywalker (and some b list celeberties) are on the Titanic for a cruise .. but to their dismay Darth Vader and Hannibal Lecter have kidnapped the entire Dallas Cowboy cheerleading team and the Ring . and trouble ensues as Batman and Luke Skywalker fight over who will be the leader.
Frodo and Brad Pitt try to gather a rag tag team together to get back the Ring and oh yeah rescue the cheerleaders before they are consumed by Hannibal. Darth Vader attacks the Titanic from space blowing a huge hole in the side .. as the Titanic slowly sinks that's when the comedy ensues! also many of the b list celebs start being bumped off and Ms Marple has to figure out "whodunnit"

[thecaitycat]

I would pay good money to see this.

So who do we recruit to direct it? Tarantino could do something off-color and interesting with it. I think Uma Thurman should also be involved, maybe as an ass-kicking sidekick.

[BeatleChick]

Omg Erik... that's absolute BRILLIANCE! That will definitely be the best movie ever made!

And might I suggest Cary Grant for a lead role...?

:wink1:

[Blackguard]

Wait a second... while all of that is happening a bad actor like Richard Gere is chasing a cheap L.A. hooker all over the sinking ship.

[thecaitycat]

Said cheap hooker must be played by someone much too tall, shapely and expensively-dressed to be realistic. Otherwise this won't work.

[Blackguard]

There could be a scene in the grand ballroom. The reunited Tubes are performing a rendition of "Closer My God To Thee". While a cresant roll changes into a folded pancake and all the men have disapearing ties. A classic movie must have continuity errors in it.

[thecaitycat]

This brings another question: 3D models or CGI?

[twovirgins]

ok guys this is evolving nicley
Uma will definatly be in mabie she can be the cheep hooker or a main cheerleader.

about Cary Grant I propose HE can be the captain of the Titanic With computer tecnology
We can do this Take all his words from old movies and make then into new sentences. I would love to add other classic actors like Humphry Bogart

Richard Gere can definatly be in and mabie he can get bumped off too, I suggest the murderer of the b listers is Harry Potter who has gone mad because Hermone has dumped him.

I think one good part of the movie will be with Darth Vader and Hannibal
you see while gaurding the captured cheerleaders Darth starts "dating" a few of them more comedy ensues as teh other girls find out of Vader exploits.. also tension builds as Hannibal gets fatter and fatter as more cheerleader are eaten and finnaly Hannibal wants to eat Vaders favorite cheerleader ..
Yeah we need some more female characters.

[Blackguard]

Hannibal could fall in love with a cheerleader he is about to eat. The music to the scene is "Bad Time" by Grand Funk.

[twovirgins]

D0UnePikVfk

Hannibal --- Wow you look really good in the cheerleader outfit

Cheerleader--Ive been wearing it for 2 weeks now please get me some new clothes

Hannibal---wow you have nice legs

Cheerleader-- oh thanks I work out

Hannibal ---no I mean they look very very delicious

Cheerleader---TeeHee thank you I really liked you in the movie Elephant Man

Hannibal---Ive won a Emmy ya know ...........

[Blackguard]

What about a scene where everybody runs screaming towards the lifeboats. Tom Hanks is sitting very ridgidly on one of the seats. Vincent Price very casually swats a fly from his forhead. Hanks then offers Price a piece of chocolate. Later on in the movie, some of the survivors are rescued by a very quiet Russian submarine under the command of Sean Connery. Unbeknownst to Connery, Gary Busey is planning to steal the sub and betray all the survivors to Darth Vader. In his most challenging role ever Jack Nicholson as James Bond is romancing one of the cheerleaders when Marlin Brando bursts into the room screaming "Stella". Peter Lorre has a plan to thwart Busey, but he must ask Bogart for his Help.

[Magill]

Who are you? :laugh3:

[Georgie Girl]

Said cheap hooker must be played by someone much too tall, shapely and expensively-dressed to be realistic. Otherwise this won't work.For sure, gotta have some chick-flicky stuff!

Don't forget that the hunky actors must remain shirtless throughout the film.
Even during the iceberg fight scene. :afraid1:

[Georgie Girl]

Hannibal could fall in love with a cheerleader he is about to eat. The music to the scene is "Bad Time" by Grand Funk.

D0UnePikVfk


OMG, I had this very 45 when I was 15! :girl2:

Yes, I know that has nothing to do with Hannibal and the cheerleader. :laugh5:

[Blackguard]

What about a sub plot where a girl from Kansas is walking her dog, listening to Pink Floyd on her ipod and all sorts of things start to happen to her.

[Esmirelda]

Said cheap hooker must be played by someone much too tall, shapely and expensively-dressed to be realistic. Otherwise this won't work.

What about Ru Paul?

[mari]

I'm game..

[mari]

Said cheap hooker must be played by someone much too tall, shapely and expensively-dressed to be realistic. Otherwise this won't work.

I know someone.

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rhps_032SweetT.jpg



:heart1:

[thecaitycat]

I love it. Should we include a musical number or no?

For sure, gotta have some chick-flicky stuff!

Don't forget that the hunky actors must remain shirtless throughout the film.
Even during the iceberg fight scene. :afraid1:
YES.

[mari]

I love it. Should we include a musical number or no?


Even better, let's make it a rock opera. That's the best genre ever, no doubt.