The Nonsense Thread

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Just post any nonsense here. Don't worry about looking stupid.

SEVERELY

CRITICIZE

THE

TORPEDOES HUDUIODJJIOzHUudfjiosdfhsdfhyusdfyhsdfhudfdfhsdfhs df!!! :wave1: :wave1: :wave1: :wave1: :wave1: :wave1: :wave1: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: :bigeyes3: zeJISDIFIPDFSSDFU8DF7S789SDFUSDFJFJJJJJJJJJJJ

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
CALL OUT THE INSTIGATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WILL-BERRY JAM! TREMBLING PILLSBURY....BLENDERS??? WILBURY!
W
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[Legs]

I think you made a spelling error in your last post.

[BadLittleKid]

BOFFO!

[sadie]

sdrawkcab etirw ot drah yrev s'tI

[Legs]

si ti deedni

[oldbeatlechick]

!!gniddik t'nera uoY

[sadie]

nVK2jUCAjlw&mode=related&search=

[feelfab]

I don't like cauliflower or guns

[Grace]

Cool! We can post our list of cool words here! :)))

[bearkat77]

Cool! We can post our list of cool words here! :)))

Groovy

[Loony_leo]

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


My friend is a litigious dipthong!



ldvfvkjfvlvlfmvlkvfdlvjdlfvfdlkvirqwrff


"A tiger in Africa??"

[BadLittleKid]

I am concerned that some people are clearly making too much sense in this thread.

[george_on_cloud9]

Life is full of zanies... :laugh2:

[beatlebangs1964]

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


My friend is a litigious dipthong!





Your friend is a lawsuit happy word with two adjacent vowels? A suer, perhaps?

Beatle is a dipthong. George, Paul - dipthongs.

[Loony_leo]

Your friend is a lawsuit happy word with two adjacent vowels? A suer, perhaps?

Beatle is a dipthong. George, Paul - dipthongs.


Hehe I know what dipthong and litigious mean. The reason I used dipthong is because its sounds like it could be an insult, but it really is not so it sounds ridiculous in that kind of sentence....:teeth1:


back to the nonsense


sl;kvb'orjfqq
s'ffdbpf jfdlvmdf

[Grace]

I want to be a booty shaker! ;)

[VersusBatman]

If I had a million dollars...




...I'd be rich.

[MAXWELL EDISON]

BACÁN.

[SandySunshine]

Wibble

[BadLittleKid]

2367

[Asha]

zwiebel head

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

GUMMY WORMS
ARE GOOD
BUT YOU GET SICK OF THEM AFTER A WHILE

MEOW! RUFF RUFF! HISS!! DHUDSUAIUODSIUIDFHUFDRUIDSUisdfidfjodfidfjissdklsf ksdfjksfd

[jesgear]

Garfield looks like a pumpkin.

[Grace]

Garfield looks like a pumpkin.
No, he doesn't!

[jesgear]

:afraid2:

[BadLittleKid]

:karate:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Boys, we gotta man with a dog collar on
You think we oughta' throw ol' Spike a bone?

[Asha]

monkey scratchin flea bitten furr flying boogs

[dav-here]

foam

[62hofner]

why do we park our cars in the driveway, and drive our cars on the parkway?

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

YOU'RE JAMMIN' ME!!!! QUIT JAMMIN' ME!!!!!!

(sorry, that song is stuck in my head)

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

[Asha]

*squee squee squee!

[BadLittleKid]

Leaving aside this nonsense for a while I'd like to point out that Great Britain is not an island.

[Asha]

& it has no palm trees... yet! :laugh5:

[BadLittleKid]

In fact the palm trees are being considered as a salary bonus for all foreigners living abroad.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Do people who play the washboard think of it as playing an acoustic washing machine?

[BadLittleKid]

Washing machines? I don't know really... I am a botanist. :nono3:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

WILBURYMANIA!

(P.S. I don't even remember if I made that word up or read it somewhere!)

[jesgear]

:music2:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

fgffdssss
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[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Haha. I remember this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!kufdijfkf;lkfaffsfsfsfdsdsfsfd

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

wtf is this shit

[the ninth walrus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARANDOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA10100101010
and now some binalry
101010101010101010

[kayinthelife]

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971!

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARANDOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA10100101010
and now some binalry
101010101010101010

1010101 01010101 010

Make it divisible by eight or it aint real binary :rolleyes:

[kayinthelife]

Manateeeeeee. Maaaannnnaaaatttteeeeeeee.

[LetThereBeMusic]

Barbara matinee, (matinee)..
you're the one for me (one for me)

Flobberwongs and whangdoodles.

[kayinthelife]

Gobbledegook!

Itsy-bitsy spider, on my windowsill, ewwie-ewwie-ew!

[flying_cupcake61842]

ACROPHOBIA IS THE FEAR OF HEIGHTS.

Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

[george<3]

.yadot hcnul dah I

.tsafkaerb dnA

.rennid dnA

.traeg saw tI

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

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[kayinthelife]

U_U

KAY SPELLS KAY!

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

dfsdfsdfsfdsfdsfdsdfsadsffdasfdsfds

[beatlebangs1964]

What is with those zeros and ones?

A basenji yodeled under the banyan tree last summer.

[george<3]

type. type. type. type. type. I am typing.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

What is with those zeros and ones?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system

[kayinthelife]

type. type. type. type. type. I am typing.

Tap. Tap. Tap. I am tapping. On the SCREEN!

Sweet Caroline…

[beatlebangs1964]

sticky icklebutt - I saw that someplace

Caroline is a toadstool and a pug has a yippy bark

[george<3]

I can see. Therefore I am not blind.

[kayinthelife]

haha I'm writing in bold

now I'm not

why isn't my phone autocorrecting?

weeeeeeeee…

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Tap. Tap. Tap. I am tapping. On the SCREEN!

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..

[george<3]

italics italics italiccccccs I love ITALICS

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / -. . .- .-. .-.. -.-- / .- ... / ..-. ..- -. / .- ... / -... .. -. .- .-. -.-- .-.-.-

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

http://www.qbit.it/lab/demorse.php

[flying_cupcake61842]

CAUTION—THIS WEB LINK LEADS TO NOWHERE. (http://www.rvrnrujyebutohtfeebr.com)

[kayinthelife]

I forgot Morse code a looooong time ago. I'll probably never need to uuuuse it.

[LetThereBeMusic]

I think, therefore I am. - I forget.

There was a man in the sand.
Buried from his toes to his nose
From the water he drank
and sea-shells he ate

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I forgot Morse code a looooong time ago. I'll probably never need to uuuuse it.

It's fun anyways.

This commercial always scared the crap out of me. (http://www.histori.ca/minutes/minute.do?id=10203)

[flying_cupcake61842]

Mercury and Venus, Earth and Mars
Flying in their orbits 'round the stars
Jupiter and Saturn, what a view
Uranus and Neptune, Pluto too.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Except that Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

[LetThereBeMusic]

My poem I wrote when I was 10:

Oh, My flobberwong, won't you join me on this, such a fine evening?
The little fish in the pond will ask us to dance.
The beautiful red one to your right, she's mine.
The snails are off to a race, and the frogs are holding concert
with all their tadpole friends
The Waslyspongs are about to take flight.
Oh, won't you join me on this, such a fine evening?

Accompanied by a drawing 8D

[the ninth walrus]

odd thing odd ting astonishing evidence will establish the fact

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

.. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... - / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. --- ...- . / -- . --..-- .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... - / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- -. .----. - .. .----. -- / -. --- - / .- ..-. .-. .- .. -.. / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-. ..- -. -. .. -. .----. / .- .-- .- -.-- / .... --- -. . -.-- --..-- .. .----. ...- . / --. --- - / - .... .. ... / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- --- -. .----. - ... .- -.-- / - .... . .-. . / .- .. -. .----. - / -. --- / ..- ... . / .. -. / .--. .-. . - . -. -.. .. -. --. --..-- -.-- --- ..- .-. / . -.-- . ... / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-- .- -.-- ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / .. -. ... .. -.. . / -.-- --- ..- / .. ... / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. / .-.. .. -.- . / .. / -.. --- --..-- .-- . / ... .- .. -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... / - --- / ... .- -.-- -... .-. . .- -.- -.. --- .-- -. --..-- --. --- / .- .... . .- -.. / .- -. -.. / --. .. ...- . / .. - / - --- / -- . -... .-. . .- -.- -.. --- .-- -. --..-- - .- -.- . / -- . / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / - .... . / -. .. --. .... - -... .-. . .- -.- -.. --- .-- -. --..-- --. --- / .- .... . .- -.. / --. .. ...- . / .. - / - --- / -- . --..-- -... .-. . .- -.- -.. --- .-- -. --..-- .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- .. - .----. ... / .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... -

[LetThereBeMusic]

flarbenzihblenoheib

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

My computer won't stop emitting Morse Code.

[flying_cupcake61842]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

"How much wood Chakkuchakkuchakku if you can throw a tree."

[the ninth walrus]

if talking to your self is a good conversation then are you mad or do you find it that your the only one that can really understand you and you wit then your the type to talk to your self and the only one to unders tand that is you so are you mad for seeinf it that was or are mearly dabiling in you own logic and gong on with conversation with your self about have a conversation to your self about the ...

[flying_cupcake61842]

*pop*

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

binary

[kayinthelife]

Me: Hi Kay!
Kay: Hi Kay!
Me: So watcha been up to?
Kay: Talking to me.

[the ninth walrus]

is there such a thing a normal

[flying_cupcake61842]

if {simCard="yes"}
then {popup.Open="Congratulations. You have installed your SIM card." form=submit(OK)}

if {simCard=!"yes"}
then {popup.Open="Haha. You lost your SIM card." form=submit(fAiL)}

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3190/lasttip.png

[beatlebangs1964]

Tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers.

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell.

[the ninth walrus]

odd is odd and thats is that odd right

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Every other day I've got a gator on the lawn.

Well, not really.

[the ninth walrus]

i have drown the conclusion the the earth is one big ball of nonsense

and its being cased by a big cat who meows nonsense

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Or the flying spaghetti monster with his noodly appendages.

[beatlebangs1964]

Dali was as weird as his melted clocks.

[the ninth walrus]

PEZ IS CANDY

[Beatle4]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought......

[the ninth walrus]

semag oediv yalp ot eikl i

[flying_cupcake61842]

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought......

I read this in Honors English last year!

Arise, arouse, a ROSE! A rosy nose? No one ever uses this font. A quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

[the ninth walrus]

koobeotn is notebook backwards

[beatlebangs1964]

You can't make pies with scarecrows,
Try with all your heart.
Tomorrow is next Tuesday,
I want a white Dodge Dart!

You can't swim with eagles,
I wonder just who can.
It's snowing in Chicago,
It's Tuesday in Japan!

Bulldogs don't sing arias,
Try though they might.
There are rowboats sailing,
The clock has blue light.

[Beatle4]

I read this in Honors English last year!

Arise, arouse, a ROSE! A rosy nose? No one ever uses this font. A quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
When I was in grade 8 (around 1968-1969) I was required to memorize The Jabberwocky for my english class. Took me quite awhile to learn but don't ask me now to recite it. I had to look it up to post it here.

[kayinthelife]

Why do eighth graders this year only have one formal? I could've sworn the graduating class two years ago got two.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Why do eighth graders this year only have one formal? I could've sworn the graduating class two years ago got two.

Youre in California. Last thing I heard California had a big budget problem.

[beatlebangs1964]

Orange telephones ran singing through the umbrella pods.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Well the man out to end us had a hurricane business. He'd raise them from babies all by himself. But his teen-age accountant had become surrounded. He drank up the party and everyone left.

[flying_cupcake61842]

Not knowing what to do, he hurredly pressed the letter "E" on his keyboard.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Yesterday
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

[flying_cupcake61842]

When I find my code in tons of trouble friends and colleagues come to me speaking words of wisdom, write in C.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Again, the male responded immediately to the soft female's scent. Sniffing with his antennules, he closed and lowered his claws, stood on tiptoe, approached the female and circled her. As he circled he began to stroke the female's soft body with gentle sweeps of his large antennae.
Not only was the male not going to brutalize her, he evidently had an enormous reserve of patience, for his circling and stroking continued for another quarter of an hour. Finally the female raised herself to a standing position.... [and] the male now mounted the female from behind. Pressing his tail flippers and claws to the floor of the tank for support, he grasped her body underneath his with his walking legs and rotated her onto her back. The two lobsters lay face-to-face, as it were, with the male on top. Both lobsters fanned their soft swimmerets against each other in a flurry of excited stroking. Jelle [a scientist?] caught a glimpse of the male's hardened swimmerets pressed against the female's abdomen and saw him thrust several times. Apparently, lobster sex occurred in the missionary position -- but with double the male genitalia. .... After fifteen minutes of foreplay, the act of copulation had taken eight seconds.

This was in a book about lobsters. Lovely ain't it. :uh1:

[the ninth walrus]

lobsters eat tomatoes and llamas eat lobsters

[kayinthelife]

If I squint really hard… my English essay looks kinda nice…

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Oh dear. (http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/tompettytheheartbreakers7.shtml)

[the ninth walrus]

potatoe cakes are fuzzy

[kayinthelife]

I'm DITCHING!!

Jk. I'm just leaving the field trip early so I can catch the bus home.

[beatlebangs1964]

Purple clocks ran sleeping through the tired marsh on the scales of a donkey.

[kayinthelife]

For the measurement of Mr. Kite there will be a shape tonight with trapezoids.

I want a grape.

[beatlebangs1964]

"You can't bounce a meatball,
Try with all your might.
Turn on the radio,
I want to fly a kite." -- Daffy Duck, from a cartoon

Looney Toons' demented songs inspired the verses below.


You can't make pies with scarecrows,
Try with all your heart.
Tomorrow is next Tuesday,
I want a white Dodge Dart!

You can't swim with eagles,
I wonder just who can.
It's snowing in Chicago,
It's Tuesday in Japan!

Bulldogs don't sing arias,
Try though they might.
There are rowboats sailing,
The clock has blue light.

You can't climb up rainbows,
No matter what you do.
Hawaiian chicken tastes good,
There are birds at the zoo.

Zebras can't play tennis,
no matter how they try.
Turn on the Stooges,
It's time to throw a pie.

[the ninth walrus]

i like fuzzy hats

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I need to go
I need to go
If you think you're gonna pee
Then you'd better say so.

[kayinthelife]

There's a crumb on the keyboard. Skfksiokndjskaonsjkakdndnk.

Darn. Still there. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjijiiuhjkouj.

Got it!

[LetThereBeMusic]

i like fuzzy hats

Me too!! Especially guardsmen hats! -pokes avatar-

toes remind me of aliens.

[flying_cupcake61842]

Hayley Mills-The Parent Trap-Vicki-child-why are 30something women referred to as children?-teen in The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street called a child-comic book-monsters-suspicious man-Neighborhood Watch Zone signs.

[kayinthelife]

Nuh-uh!

Neighborhood watch signs->The Monsters are Due on Maple Street->boy->children->turn up the music and dance with your child.

:laugh5:

[flying_cupcake61842]

Nuh-uh!

Neighborhood watch signs->The Monsters are Due on Maple Street->boy->children->turn up the music and dance with your child.

:laugh5:

I wasn't referring to yours but now I remember! :laugh5:

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Oh dear. (http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/tompettytheheartbreakers7.shtml)

I want T.P. to sing that.

[the ninth walrus]

I LIKE FISH

fish heads fish heads rolly poly fish heads eat them up YUM

[kayinthelife]

Why is it nonsense and not nosense?

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Why is it nonsense and not nosense?

Because nosense makes no sense at all.

[beatlebangs1964]

moon umbrellas dance whisperingly through the trees.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. -- Noam Chomsky

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

For to ride a horse.
Here is a horse who have a bad looks. Give me another; I will not that. He not sall know to march, he is pursy, he is foundered. Don't you are ashamed to give me a jade as like? he is undshoed, he is with nails up; it want to lead to the farrier.
Your pistols are its loads?
No; I forgot to buy gun-powder and balls. Let us prick. Go us more fast never I was seen a so much bad beast; she will not nor to bring forward neither put back.
Strek him the bridle, hold him the reins sharters. Pique strongly, make to marsh him.
I have pricked him enough. But I can't to make march him.
Go down, I shall make march.
Take care that he not give you a foot kick's.
Then he kicks for that I look? Sook here if I knew to tame hix.

[beatlebangs1964]

You can't make pies with scarecrows.
Try with all your heart.
Tomorrow is next Tuesday.
I want a white Dodge Dart!

[kayinthelife]

My friend used to be going out with a guy named NOAH (Nitrogen, Oxygen, Argon, and Hyrdrogen, aka Air, aka Nobody) and now she's going out with Joshua COPPER (aka a penny).

I love my friends. They keep me from being normal.

[the ninth walrus]

wow your friend's boyfriend is cheap ... i wonder if he was second hand


if i have to go out with an element i want to go out with element with a cool sounding name

[beatlebangs1964]

Tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers.

Her name is Aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell.

Fixing a hole in the ocean.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.

Did you ever see a rockinghorse person? And have you ever seen or eaten a marshmallow pie?

Have you viewed the world through a bent back tulip or fixed a hole in the ocean?

[flying_cupcake61842]

******Whilom, as olde stories tellen us,
Ther was a duc that highte Theseus;
Of Atthenes he was lord and governour,
And in his tyme swich a conquerour,
That gretter was ther noon under the sonne.
Ful many a riche contree hadde he wonne,
What with his wysdom and his chivalrie;
He conquered al the regne of Femenye,
That whilom was ycleped Scithia,
And weddede the queene Ypolita,
And broghte hir hoom with hym in his contree,
With muchel glorie and greet solempnytee,
And eek hir yonge suster Emelye.
And thus with victorie and with melodye
Lete I this noble duc to Atthenes ryde,
And al his hoost, in armes hym bisyde.

My favorite tale!

[beatlebangs1964]

A Dodge Dart
is a serious Chrysler that has hart.


There was a pregnant pug who lived in town, but she has since moved. I never saw her puppies.

Colorless green ideas chew sowing trains and bicycles climb gladly down an icicle.

George Harrison and EQ - the man also had a very high IQ. Harold Sr. and Louise were nobody's fools. They were very bright.

Martian marshmallows made malamutes mold many mallets mindfully.

[kayinthelife]

Manatees munch many malleable minerals.

Piggies play politely in puddles of pink pepperoni pizza.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

A Dodge Dart
is a serious Chrysler that has hart.

This was in a 1978 article about TP&HB
*Also included on the new album are two songs which were part of the group's live show for most of last year -- "I Need To Know" and "Listen to Her Heart." The former song is yet another savage rocker, a dashing Ferrari in a rock world dominated by look-alike Dodge Darts; "Listen to her Heart," which the band had originally hoped to release as a single on Valentine's Day, is the sort of hauntingly melodic ballad-with-a-bear that inevitably draws Byrds comparisons from rock critics, and heavy sighs from young girls.

[the ninth walrus]

odd is not odd

[kayinthelife]

ddO is not Odd

[beatlebangs1964]

blue cupcakes flew on the wings of clouds and harts and hinds ran with wild Ford Mustangs across the 1964 plain

[beatlebangs1964]

hart - a male deer
homonym - heart, hart

A Dodge Dart is dear, Chrysler car.

hart - play on word for deer

I just love a Dodge Dart

[the ninth walrus]

I've seen a peanut stand

I've heard a rubber band

i even seen a needle wink its eye

[beatlebangs1964]

Akitas are from Japan.

An Akita bitch was impregnated by a passing malamute.

They had beautiful Eurasian puppies and they all had curly tails.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

When playing with this thing (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/song.php?word=Tom+Petty) I got this

Yesterday,
all my Tom Petty seemed so far away.

[kayinthelife]

What song am I listening to?

Oh. The SPLHCB Reprise.

I've never heard it on my phone before.

Cheese is really cheesy.

[beatlebangs1964]

Ain't no way we could know what you're listening to unless you tell us. :smile1:

Dodge Darts are cool, but they are not dodgy. They are serious classic Chrysler cars.

Blue and orange scarecrows ran climbing up windows and flew from robbed ships.

Hey, if it's a nonsensical thread, be as creative as you want!

The vase sang flapping socks on penciled bags.

[the ninth walrus]

yakidy yak yakidy yak dont talk back

[kayinthelife]

Antibacterial marshmallows corrupted psychological happenings.

[beatlebangs1964]

Cheerful cruel tables dance tirelessly.

[kayinthelife]

Three cool cats…
Tree pool bats…
Knee school mats…

[Withinyou2001]

Overly aminanaianimabble babble rabble tabble....queen butterscotch and her royal mushroom la tee da carry her woosh woosh. Swing a little. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa we win the radioactive isolationist movement!

[62hofner]

special limited edition popsicles causing riots in local discount stores.

[LetThereBeMusic]

^ I like the idea of that.

guitars played in the wind are windchimes.

[kayinthelife]

LIMITED EDITION POPSICLES! OMGOSH, WHERE?

Cats swell medicine, major singing Edison

^ my take on Maxwell's Silver Hammer

[62hofner]

Hard Boiled Egg Day Parade rain delay

[LetThereBeMusic]

HEY LADY! YOUR HEAD DON'T COME OFF!

[kayinthelife]

Meat-free fish don't fly free

[the ninth walrus]

i will not throw potatoes overboard

[Withinyou2001]

Flee Flow Fly from that angry guy...

When's your Cat's appointment? Oh, I see you noticed my cat. Yes I love your cat. Oh, good. He's a good cat. Nice Kitty. Yes he is Yes he is....

[the ninth walrus]

come and eat mud pies

[flying_cupcake61842]

Isosceles lithographs intimidate kaleidoscopic elephants going everywhere on radioactive green ergonomic hensleys and ride rulers into some outer nectarine.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Ilikegeorgeharrison. Haha.

[kayinthelife]

Intervenous Luscious Obtuse Ventricles Envelope Mysterious Annuli Nested Around Tedious Eggbeaters Endorphins Scalene

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Intervenous Luscious Obtuse Ventricles Envelope Mysterious Annuli Nested Around Tedious Eggbeaters Endorphins Scalene

ILOVEMANATEES. Haha.

Ill Labradors ulcerate vacantly pooping evil titanic turds yuck.

[kayinthelife]

Strawberry soda green monkeys helium sea of lotion.

[the ninth walrus]

do lobsters eat cheese

[kayinthelife]

Green gasoline inflates interesting pink pandas.

[the ninth walrus]

pigs drink emus threw there nose

[flying_cupcake61842]

Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[beatlebangs1964]

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. -- Noam Chomsky

Green lamps screamed at blue mirrors under the clover sky.

[kayinthelife]

Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
:laugh6:

[beatlebangs1964]

Tables chewed boxes with green candid chimes.

[flying_cupcake61842]

Hey Jim, what's that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Cuz...I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

[62hofner]

computer chip ice cream

[kayinthelife]

Hammer and nail polish

[62hofner]

Missile Lawnchair

[flying_cupcake61842]

Ripped calculator

[kayinthelife]

Whiskey-a-Go-Go danced over to Sunset Boulevard and threw a cup of water in George's face.

[Withinyou2001]

What I wouldn't give for a rainy teapot and a flotation device in such a dry season....

[beatlebangs1964]

Wooden ideas galloped into a rising pineapple.

[the ninth walrus]

cheese is a type of lobster or is it a type of llama

[beatlebangs1964]

Dance with a lamp.

Books :fart: under the red moon.

[the ninth walrus]

only gas is exposed when there is nothing left

[beatlebangs1964]

Drunken curtains sailed on tapioca laptops.

[62hofner]

Sponge cake manifesto

[kayinthelife]

Lemonade ice cream under a willow tree.

[flying_cupcake61842]

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

i THINK MY caps lock IS TURNED ON

[62hofner]

What about lunch—I only want to share it with you...

[kayinthelife]

Blueberry pastures in the sunny climate

[beatlebangs1964]

blue bathtubs in the morning

pumpkins chewed under lava over sanguine dangers

[kayinthelife]

Girl scout cookie soft and chewy crunchy bunch of chocolate

[flying_cupcake61842]

O yjoml o, pmr 'ryyrt pgg yp yjr 'rgy pm ,u lrunpstf.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

"The day you visit MY submarine, I'll do mouth-to-mouth on a rabbit!" Benmont said.

[kayinthelife]

I'm beating my record of consecutive days alive.

[the ninth walrus]

lizard people are really goats

[beatlebangs1964]

tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers as you start fixing a hole in the ocean while smoking a dove tail joint on creased mountains ironed out with sunshine

[flying_cupcake61842]

Monkeys. NO! I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK WITH EISENHOWER!

[kayinthelife]

Hooded sweatshirt cardboard boxes ugly white stripes on a fish.

[beatlebangs1964]

A Joke

Two buzzards were reading the paper. One buzzard says to the other, "Check out the obits."

The other buzzard says, "They were on the menu yesterday."

Twelve o'clock baskets swam to the living room and a five o'clock cart ate plastic cinnamon fish and nutmeg bones.

[62hofner]

Mr. Soylent Green Jeans

[kayinthelife]

Tired of sneezing in shopping cart dreams

[Bii.dalcero]

Que não é o que não pode ser que não é o que não pode ser que não é o que não pode ser que não é. (:

[beatlebangs1964]

ba ning banh si vinh ga tranh vien TOASTER!

Chi bib haa quo sãn pi quette chan tomi fe idité. Ra chan gavi nong, ch'ing nong paak bunu boshi chibia quen si len junter. Paro bobba ott, ni w'ing bunu wãno ba uprin kang ti. Bobba Ott!

[the ninth walrus]

vrs]dfrctftrr496x9ceivtmt9u4ys76ybf

[kayinthelife]

<HTML>
<title>This is my post.</title>
<body>
Hi.
</body>
</HTML>

[flying_cupcake61842]

"Would you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail.
"There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail.
"See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance.
"They are waiting on the shingle--will you come and join the dance?"

[kayinthelife]

Tired of sneezing in shopping cart dreams

Omigosh. I really was tired when I wrote this. :laugh5:

The funny thing was, I had a dream where I was at a grocery store and somebody sneezed, and I woke up and posted ^ that.

[dav-here]

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[beatlebangs1964]

Undulating scarecrows plugged chocolate into pendula.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

<HTML>
<title>This is my post.</title>
<body>
Hi.
</body>
</HTML>

You forgot the <p> tags! :nono5:

[kayinthelife]

I never use <p></p>. I'm too lazy. :teeth1:

Orange orangatans oppose oppresive ozone.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I never use <p></p>. I'm too lazy. :teeth1:

That won't properly validate. Also, the HTML is lower-case. And you forgot the head tags and doctype. You better not be calling yourself a developer because those are beginners mistakes :angry1:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<title>This is my post.</title>
</head>
<body>
<p>Hi.</p>
</body>
</html>

[kayinthelife]

It's not like the web pages I make actually end up on the Internet. It's just for fun, Aimee. It works on my browser and my browser is the only one that will ever see my page, so I figure I won't go to the extra work.

Papyrus paper procrastinated painfully.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

It's not like the web pages I make actually end up on the Internet. It's just for fun, Aimee. It works on my browser and my browser is the only one that will ever see my page, so I figure I won't go to the extra work.

If you dont bother doing it "for fun," why the hell would you do it "seriously"?

[the ninth walrus]

wya oerkl ppupueu uipu iouoiwe hoiyh iouohilsh iouwiojlf jieupirj lj uitrujf jdkljdei jojdljl

[flying_cupcake61842]

All behind cushions, deep elevators found goat hairs in jambalaya, kudos lamenting monkey nerves opening packaged quilts responding sincerely to underestimated vulture wings' xylophones yelling "ZAP!"

[kayinthelife]

If you dont bother doing it "for fun," why the hell would you do it "seriously"?

Huh?

I don't make web pages seriously.

Queasy quetzals quibble quizzically.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

I mean for the public view!

Im a stickler for validation if you havent noticed.

[kayinthelife]

I mean for the public view!

Im a stickler for validation if you havent noticed.

Huh?
I don't make web pages seriously.


It's not like the web pages I make actually end up on the Internet.

That's the answer. I have never made one website that anybody besides me has seen.

Rambunctious rattlesnakes reject revolting rats.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Just be glad sloppy mistakes aren't in php. I once brought down my whole site by misplacing something.

[kayinthelife]

Silly Sam sadistically sniffed sour sausage.

[the ninth walrus]

gyvxe7y965h5ux6s]7jfhtftbtt6ioa48sru

[beatlebangs1964]

Soylent pugs whisper unduly over crisp books.

[kayinthelife]

Tomorrow's turnip tonic tastes terribly tangy.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

Avoid alliteration always.

[beatlebangs1964]

Sullen couches parted three trains.

[The New AimeeAndBeatles]

*******!!

edit: Unicode doesn't work. Darn

[kayinthelife]

Melt the butter and put it in the pie.

[the ninth walrus]

butter toust comes froms space emus

[beatlebangs1964]

Gentle tables giggled ruthlessly at cuddly alarm clocks.

[the ninth walrus]

books with nooks are not what they seem

[beatlebangs1964]

Couches and chairs with arms cannot pick up televisions nor turn them on.

Yellow alarm clocks ran laughing through a pool of daisies under a blue sun.

[the ninth walrus]

toasters are cold and freezers are hot.
and fish are full of snot

[TheEggman]

i ate nonsense

[834]

The alliterative waiter: "The pompano poached in parchment paper is patently predictable".

Manuel Antonio Noriega = Goat urine in a noon meal.

[beatlebangs1964]

Trees farted beneath the ground.

[Beatle4]

One tragic typo, and the weasel goes poop.

(Something I posted on my FB page the other day)

[the ninth walrus]

EPIC stands for

Every
Peach
Is
Clean

[beatlebangs1964]

You can't make pies with scarecrows, try with all your heart.
Tomorrow is next Tuesday. I want a blue Dodge Dart!
You can't swim with eagles. I wonder just who can.
It's snowraining in Chicago. It's Tuesday in Japan.

[the ninth walrus]

hergibalrg gtesghgfhysgfgderyy RRRRRRRR *POP*

[beatlebangs1964]

Ippity Bippity Bop

Skeedly deeedly dooo

[the ninth walrus]

the potato said "ZOINKS" then ran off

[beatlebangs1964]

pippity poppity ibbity bibbbity, ipsum glaaah glx blaf bobba ott

[the ninth walrus]

ƃuıʇɥƃıɹ uʍop ǝpısdn looɔ sı sıɥʇ

[beatlebangs1964]

bobba ott! bobba ott! bobba ott!

[the ninth walrus]

MUFFINS they know when space is random

[beatlebangs1964]

You can't make pies with scarecrows.
Try with all your heart.
Tomorrow is next Tuesday.
I want a white Dodge Dart.