Favorite Beatle Movie Line

[shyGirl]

What is everyone's favorite movie line? I could be from any of the movies. Mine's from Help! when they're in Scotland Yard:

John:"Hold on, it's them. Only me and Paul know we're here."
George:"I know we're here."



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"I get by with a little help from my friends."

[beatlesno9]

"He's very clean"

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

[Tim]

There's nothing to do in Liverpool on a Saturday night,and it's only Thursday morning.

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[jtal909]

You mean you would take a nowhere man like me?
Yeah, c'mon we'll take you somewhere.

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"Why don't you say it in your famous James Mason impersonation?"

[bearkat77]

"Hey, look! There's a cyclops!"
"Can't be, it's got two eyes."
"A bicyclops then."
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Paul: "No actually, we're just good friends."

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[HeyBeatle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By darkhorse:
"Are you a mod or a rocker?"
"No I'm a mocker"

(sorry HeyBeatle!)


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That's it it's on now! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink1.gif
Actually I don't mind at all. Share and share alike, I think that's the correct cliche.

The fire bridage once got me head out of some railings.

Did you want them to?

No I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school, you can see a lot of the world from railings.

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" Are you a mod or a rocker?"
" No I'm a mocker."

[Tim]

What do you think,George?

I think I burnt me finger

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[beatlebangs1964]

"A Hard Day's Night"

"Give us a kiss!"
"After all, it's HIS train, isn't it, mister?"
"Bet you can guess what I was in for!"
"We'll get you the best lawyer trading stamps can buy!"
"...can I have one to surge with?"
"Turn left at Greenland."
"She looks more like him than I do!"

"If you've lost him, I'll cripple you!"
"Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?"
"He's a champion mixer."
"Actually, we're just very good friends."


"They loom large in his legend."
"You wouldn't be interfering with the basic rugged concepts of my personality, would you?"
"Oh, by all means. I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality."
"We turn the sound down on her and say rude things."
"Sorry if we hurt your field, mister."

"And I bet you're sorry you won!"
"It plays havoc with me drum skins."
"I'm a mocker!"
"Well, this one has. It's stuck on good and proper."
"...my solicitor"
"You should stop looking so scornful! It's twisting your face!"

Non-Beatle lines:

"Don't be cheeky! I'll bind him to me with promises!"

"So far I've been in a train and a room, a car and a room and a room and a room. Maybe that's all right for a bunch of powdered geehaws like you lot, but I'm feeling decidedly straight-jacketed."

From "Help!"

"Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!"


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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

So what you're saying is you like the whole movie. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Tim]

Ad hoc ad loc quid pro quo
So little time so much to know

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[darkhorse]

"Are you a mod or a rocker?"
"No I'm a mocker"

(sorry HeyBeatle!)


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"It's all been done before"

[ward]

Goerge: you don't see many of these anymore these days do you? HDN

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[HeyBeatle]

"Cut?"
"NO!!"

Fingers word on it

You're a rat underneath aren't you

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" Are you a mod or a rocker?"
" No I'm a mocker."

[Tim]

Wave to them-they expect it

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[jtal909]

I've got a hole in me pocket!

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"Why don't you say it in your famous James Mason impersonation?"

[Tim]

She looks more like him than I do.

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[SF4-EVER]

Stop being taller than me!


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[beatlebangs1964]

"Nothing is Beatle proof!"

"Is not the one! Is not the Beatle with the ring!"

"Is this the famous Ringo?"

"Doesn't sound a bit like Cagney!"

"A seasoned ticket, what did you expect?"

"All the rungs have been sawed neatly down the middle!"

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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[bearkat77]

Paul: "It's blue glass."
Ringo: "Must be from Kentucky."

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[Beatle79]

"I've got a hole in me pocket!"
"Hey, Ringo. I've just had the strangest dream."

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[**DONOTDELETE**]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Nowhere Man:
So what you're saying is you like the whole movie. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

[**DONOTDELETE**]

"I won an award."
"A likely story."
"It's hanging on the wall in my office."
(for some reason, I get a kick out of Victor Spinetti in that scene)


John, Paul, and Ringo get caught in the cage in Help! and you hear George, "I'm off!" That's classic.

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

[Beatle79]

Paul: "And this guidebook points out places of local worship."
John: "To the temple!"

"Kaili!"

"Feet, feet, oh yes, feet."

"Hot foot, many moons to temple."


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[After Ringo gets a pile of fan mail]
George: He comes from a large family.

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[bearkat77]

Old Fred: "Now whatever you do, don't press that button."
Ringo: "Which button?"
Old Fred: "That one."
Ringo: "This one?"

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[mindgames]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By 4thGenFan:
John, Paul, and Ringo get caught in the cage in Help! and you hear George, "I'm off!" That's classic.

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Paul: "Typical." http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif



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The Beatles' greatest hits album, 1, has dropped off of the USA album charts.

[bearkat77]

Ringo: "Hey, look! A school of whales."
Paul: "There look a bit old for school."
Ringo: "University then."
Paul: "University of whales."

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[jtal909]

what day is it?
it's sitar day.

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"Why don't you say it in your famous James Mason impersonation?"

[John and Paul are trying to get Ringo to cut his finger off]
Paul: You don't miss your tonsils, do ye?

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[beatlejes]

Paul: It's not habit-forming, is it?
George: Not if you don't swallow it

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peace '_'

[**DONOTDELETE**]

"It's the brain drain...his brain's draining."

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

Paul [to a belly dancer]: Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

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[beatlejes]

George (in A Hard Day's Night): Sorry about the shirts

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peace '_'

[shyGirl]

Old Fred: "Oh bless you."
Ringo: "Sure sneeze."

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"I get by with a little help from my friends."
"I'm a loser and I'm not what I appear to be."
"Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. I don't mind, I think they're crazy."

[Beatle79]

Ringo: They expect to cut me finger off!

John: Gear costume.
Man: Swap?
John: Cheeky!

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[shyGirl]

Ringo: "I can't understand it. They kept pulling me nose and MINE of all noses."

Paul: "We're quite cute really."

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Song of the moment-Norwegian Wood

John: I bet he hasn't even got a wife. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know, she might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.

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[bearkat77]

Clang: We must find the ring. Without the ring, there will be no sacrifice. Without no sacrifice, there'll be no congregation. Without no congregation, no... more... me. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/frown.gif

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[shyGirl]

John: "And who in the Billy Shears are you?"

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Song of the moment-Twist and Shout

[bearkat77]

Clang: Where's the ring!
Bhuta: Has no one checked the wash basin?

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[bearkat77]

Scotland Yard inspector arrives in the Bahamas and inspects the PCs.

Police chief: I'd like you to meet PC31, PC17, PC423, PC135, PC289,...

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Reporter: Has success changed your life?
George: Yes.

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[Beatle79]

Grandfather McCartney: *sings* A nation once again. A NATION once AGAIN! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif


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[bearkat77]

Chief Blue Meanie: I've never admitted this before, but my cousin is the Blue Bird of Happiness.

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Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.

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[jtal909]

When are you going to get a haircut?
He had one yesterday

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"Why don't you say it in your famous James Mason impersonation?"

Reporter: What do you call that haircut of yours?
George: Arthur.

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[onosideboards]

why hasn't anyone posted anything from "give my regards to broad street?" kidding!

i love in help how everything is famous to the scotland yard guy.

"isn't it habit forming"
"not if you don't swallow it"



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This is not here.

[Beatle Chick]

"Get Me The Home Office He's Wrecking
My Home" John in Help!

"Give Us A Kiss?" John in A Hard Day's
Night.

With Love From Me To You

Beatle Chick
xxxx

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[Squarabara]

From Yellow Submarine:

"LOOK!!! A pair of Kinky Boot Beasts!!!"

From A Hard Day's Night:

"If you've lost him I'll cripple ya!!!"

From HELP!:

"The dreaded sacred sacrificial ring of the dread Kali."
"Please say no more."
"I can say no more."

From Magical Mystery Tour:

"Talk about your magical mysteries, I spent half an hour looking for the sugar!!!" (At least that's how I think the line goes.)

Well, those are mine. YAY!!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/jumping.gif

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"We're gonna get hi hi hi, the night is young."

[Squarabara]

From Yellow Submarine:

"LOOK!!! A pair of Kinky Boot Beasts!!!"

From A Hard Day's Night:

"If you've lost him I'll cripple ya!!!"

From HELP!:

"The dreaded sacred sacrificial ring of the dread Kali."
"Please say no more."
"I can say no more."

From Magical Mystery Tour:

"Talk about your magical mysteries, I spent half an hour looking for the sugar!!!" (At least that's how I think the line goes.)

Well, those are mine. YAY!!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/jumping.gif

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"We're gonna get hi hi hi, the night is young."

[MalEvans]

"Eeen da name of Preevatee
Daaaaauuuuuuughter of the Mountains
Whose embrrrrace with Rrrrrrani made de whole world trrrrrem-buuuuuuuullllll....(trem-bulll)

Whose name is de terrible
Whose name is eenaccessible
Whose name is baleful
Whose name is de black mother
Mother of daaaaaarkkneeeeeeesssss... (Kaili)

We pledge ourselves to Kaili
Gorge on dis flesh

DRINK...!"

"HOLD!"

"Hold?"

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[MalEvans]

"What was it that first attracted you to me?"

"Well, you're very polite, aren't you?"

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

John: There's somebody been in this soup.

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[MalEvans]

"There's footprints in 'ere."


John: "What's this?"

Ringo: "A season ticket. What else?"

John: "Oh, good. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup."

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[Amalthea]

John to little Nicola in MMT

'Oops, George! Oops, George! Oops, George, George, George'

Awww, I do like John in that part... http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/yeah.gif

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"Because there wasn't any reason left to keep it all inside"
- Paul McCartney 1982

[Amalthea]

Sorry, I double posted it... didn't mean http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

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"Because there wasn't any reason left to keep it all inside"
- Paul McCartney 1982

[This Message Has Been Edited By Amalthea On September 28, 2001 10:18 AM]

[MaccaTwst9]

ok i think I have a couple fav movie lines but here is number one:

" I know declare this bridge..open" - John Lennon in A Hard Days Night

and then I just watched Yellow Sub, not to long ago and there was this one scene where George is pondering over the Sub's moter and sticks his finger in a hole and gets electructed or someting and then Ringo asks "what do you think?" and George goes
" I think I burned me finger" LOL http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif


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~*Liz*~

[MalEvans]

JHB, PhD.:
"Ad hoc, ad loc & quid pro quo
So little time, so much to know!"

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.


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[shyGirl]

John-"How do we know you're not just as filthy? Sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy. When you've lulled us with you filthy Eastern ways."

I don't think I got the line totally right but I tried. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/smile1.gif

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Song of the moment-Woman

[bearkat77]

Boy: Here, mate, that's my hoop, stop playing with it.
Ringo: Hoop, thi isn't a hoop, it's a lethal weapon. Have you got a licence for it?

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[bearkat77]

Another one:

Right after the boy runs off to his mates, Ringo sees this guy in the water.
"Come in, number 7. Your time's up."

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John - Oh, chop it off, Ringo!
Ringo - I've had some pretty good times with this finger.

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[bearkat77]

John: Senile delinquents.
Ringo: And I can hear my beard grow.

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[MalEvans]

Ringo: "I want me mum! (sniff)"

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[Billie_Shears]

A Hard Days Night

John- {looking into the mirror with a beard on} My name is Betty.

John- What are you up to?
Ringo- Page five.
John- Always fancied yourself a guardsmen,didn't ya? Say he's reading the Queen,that's an end joke you know.

Paul- Oh,if this too too solid flesh would melt. ZAP!

George- He's filled his head with notions seemingly...

Billie

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"Everyone has choice,when to and not raise their voices. It's you that decides,which way you'll turn..."-George Harrison "Run of the Mill"

[This Message Has Been Edited By Billie_Shears On October 01, 2001 07:12 AM]

Chief Meanie: Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?
Max: Yes, Your Blueness.
Chief Meanie: WHAT?! We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie: That's better.

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[lizzydarci]

"Oh you mean that poshpurt that gets everything wrong. . . Oh yeah, the lads frequently sit down in front of the television and watch her for a giggle. Infact once we all wrote these letters saying how 'gear' she was and all that rubbish."

"she's a trendsetter. it's her profession!"

she's a drag. a well known drag. you turn the sound down on her and say rude things!"

LOVE THAT ONE!!!!

AND:

"Don't worry son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy!"

AND OF COURSE:

"I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT I WAS IN FOR!"

-luv,
liz

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[MalEvans]

Ringo: "I DO NOT!"

George: "You do. Repeatedly."

Ringo: "Aaah that's your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?"

Paul: "With a trombone hooter like that it'd be unnatural if you didn't."

Grandfather: "Ah now, Paulie. Don't mock the afflicted."

Paul: "Come on, it's only a joke."

Grandfather: "Aye it may be a joke to to you, but it's his nose. He can't help havin' a hideous, great 'ooter. And the poor little head tremblin' under the weight of it..."

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

From Help!...

Narrator: End of Part One. Intermission. End of Intermission. Part Two. End of Part Two. Part Three: later that evening!

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[alliesun]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Nowhere Man:
From Help!...

Narrator: End of Part One. Intermission. End of Intermission. Part Two. End of Part Two. Part Three: later that evening!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif that is the best moment in that film! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

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"dance every dance, live your dreams, and above all - learn to love as you've never loved before..."

[MalEvans]

"What's that?"

"What?"

"That whirly thing coming through 'is stomach?"

"Oh! I daren't look..."

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

Ringo: Oh, your story has touched me heart. Jump in. We'll get me friends.
Old Fred: Oh, bless you.
Ringo: Did I sneeze?

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[This Message Has Been Edited By Nowhere Man On October 04, 2001 03:29 AM]

[shyGirl]

George: "It's all in the mind you know."

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Song of the moment-Strawberry Fields Forever

[joe]

George to Paul in Let It Be
...I'll play what ever it is you want, or I won't play at all,whatever it is that would please you(para.)

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Ringo: Look, it's Father Christmas!
Paul: That's not Father Christmas, that's Father Time.
Ringo: How'd you know that?
Paul: Well, I read it in a book.

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[MalEvans]

(While bouncing about the Sea of Holes)

John: "'Ey. This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire."

Paul: "Ooooh booooyy."

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[Beatleboy]

From A Hard Days' Night:
All: Hey Mister, can we have our ball back?

Groundskeeper: I suppose you realize this is private property!
George: Sorry if we hurt your field, mister.

From Help:
Clang: Hey Beatle, you shall have fun, eh?
John: No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.

From Yellow Submarine:
George: I kind of like it the way it is, submarine shape.

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[Beatle Chick]

Another favourite line of mine is from AHDN
when their in the dressing having the
make up done.

Lady: We'll never get them all done in time
Man In Uniform: Whats That?
John: My Names Betty (Combing beard)

John: Did You Want A Punch Up Your Fog
tunic.

with love from me to you

Beatle Chick
xxxx
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Baby You Can Drive My Car,
Yes Im Gunna Be A Star!

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[Ocean Child]

George in A Hard Day's Night:
"We turn the sound down on her and say rude things".
Peace and love to all,
Ocean Child http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

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"Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans" -John Lennon

[MalEvans]

JHB:

"If I spoke prose
You'd soon find out
I don't know what I talk about"


(Hmmmmmmm...maybe I should add that to my signature!)

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[karma70]

From Help!
John: Oh, I like a bit of seasoning in me soup.
or
John:What filthy ways are these?

From MMT:
Paul: And they're having a loooovely time...
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[rachaelstarkey]

~*~A Hard Day's Night~*~
Reporter: "Are you a mod or a rocker?"
Ringo: "Er, no I'm a mocker."

Reporter: "What d'you that hair style your wearing?"
George: "Arthur."

~*~Help!~*~
Ringo: "The fire brigade once got me head out of some railings."
John: "Did you want them to?"
Ringo: "No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. *John rolls eyes at him* You can see a lot of the world from railings..."

~*~Yellow Sumbarine~*~
John: "It's a school of whales."
Paul: "They look a bit old for school."
John: "University then?"
Ringo: "University of Whales?"

~*~Magical Mystery Tour~*~
Ringo: *singing drunkenly* "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Aunt Jessi: Oh, 'ave you now?
Ringo: Come on! What's wrong with yeh? There they are a-standin' in a row!"

Ringo: Vere's the buth?
Paul: SSSSHHHH!!!!

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"Did you want them to?"

"No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings."

[Tim]

AHDN:

Man on train: I fought the War for your sort.
Ringo:Bet you're sorry you won!

(from memory)

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[peaceflame]

"IT'S A THINGY!!!!!! A FEINDISH THINGY!!!!!"

along with the filthy eastern ways lines.

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/dork2.gif my friends and i say them all the time...

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When you see beyond yourself then you will find peace of mind is waiting there

[beatle_g girl]

FROM HELP!
Scotland Yard Inspector to John, who's messing around with things on his desk: "How far do you think you'll go?"
John's response: "How's that Great Train Robbery coming?"
From AHDN, that whole interaction between John and a woman he's obviously never met; and also in Help!, the Inspector's Ringo inpersonation- and George's response "Not a bit like Cagney" is classic. God, I miss those guys. Have you heard? AHDN's being re-released to theatres early this year? What's the 411? I now understand the art of dying.
I MISS G

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[beatle_g girl]

OH YEAH!!! "A thingy, a fiendish thingy!" That is so coool.

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[HeyBeatle]

I don't know if this was mentioned before but I love this one from Help!

Clang: They all look the same in their similitude and language.



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" Are you a mod or a rocker?"
" No I'm a mocker."

[Trinidad]

Hey there!

AHDN -
George: You mean you've never shaved with a safety razor?
Shake: I come from a long line of electricians!

Ringo: There you go hiding behind a smokescreen of bourjois cliches!

George: I'm not wearing them - they're grotty!
Guy: Grotty?
George: Yeah - grotesque!
Guy: They're fab and all those other pimply hyperboles!
hehehe

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love Trinidad.

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The Comes The Sun, and I say it's alright.

[ahme623]

"He's out to rule the world, if he can get a government grant."
"You got the part Paul"
"It's a fiendish thingy!"
"Some places it's brown you know"
"It's a different religion than ours, I think."
"Has nobody looked in the wash basin?"
the list could go on and on and...

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Tell me that you've got everything you want, and your bird can sing, but you don't get me,

You don't get me ...

[Sally]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By joe:
George to Paul in Let It Be
...I'll play what ever it is you want, or I won't play at all,whatever it is that would please you(para.)

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My favourite too



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[shyGirl]

I know technically this is not a Beatle movie but I loved this line from the John Lennon "Live in New York City" concert from 1972:

John:"I gotta quit writing those daft lyrics. I don't know what I'm saying."
(After singing "Come Together")

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Song of the moment-Roll Over Beethoven

[darkhorse]

That concert is totally hilarious! John always seems to be mad with the band, waving his head and sometimes says things like "sorry folks, we'll get it right next time" or "welcome to the rehearsal"...

So perfectionist... http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

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"And when life's through,
You are the light in death itself"
~ George Harrison, 1981

[beatle_g girl]

POSITIVELY BEATLE-FUL NAME, DARKHORSE. wish i'd thought of it...

song of the moment(you guessed it) DARK HORSE

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[MalEvans]

How about before "Come Together"...

"We're gonna do a song that I wrote when I was in the Rolling Stones..."

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[darkhorse]

Or that other one when he says "I lost my old band... or left it"

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"And when life's through,
You are the light in death itself"
~ George Harrison, 1981

[lisa465]

There are so many great lines to choose from! Here are a couple of my favorites...

George in Help!:
"Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul." - love G's face when he says it - gorgeous.

I also like the interchange between John and George during the fight when George mistakingly chokes John:
J:"It's me, ya fool!"
G: "Oh, sorry..."
J: "Well, geroff!"

George in AHDN:
"I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality."


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[starrfish]

Not a Beatle movie..
but tis Ringo...
"Ool!"


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[beatle_g girl]

when I saw the movies in the theatre, I was so excited to be there, and so busy watching the movies that I forgot about the dialogue. Then the miracle of VHS and DVD happened, and you know what?? I never realized how funny they really were. Some of the funniest lines I've ever heard in the movies.

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[bearkat77]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By beatle_g girl:
I never realized how funny they really were. Some of the funniest lines I've ever heard in the movies.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's all in the mind, you know. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[biglou114]

Help:
There're a different religion from ours.. I think

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"Life is very Short and there's not time"
- We Can Work It Out

[beatle_g girl]

Sally, everytime I watch Anthology and see that scene between Paul and George, it's like a dagger thru the heart.....

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ALLYOUNEEDISLOVE

[Eugenia]

Put your tongue away... it looks disgustin' hangin' out all pink and naked... on slip of the razor and..

from Hard Day's Night when George is 'shaving' the mirror.

Oh, 'eck!
-John
A million billion meanies!!
-Paul

I'll get in the back then.
-George

From Yellow Submarine


Eastern Lady: I have here-- (then George takes one look at the needle and faints)
John: Now see what you've done with your filthy eastern ways.
Eastern Lady: It is not me but Swami with his filthy eastern ways.
John: How do we know you weren't sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, and you've lured us in with your filthy eastern ways.
Paul: What filthy ways are these?

There must be someplace in england where one can find sanctuary enough to think.
from Help!

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Rock On.

[IamtheWalrus]

From Yellow Submarine (When bouncing around in sea of holes):
John: 'Jeremy, do you know anything about holes?'
Jeremy: 'There are certainly no holes in my education!'
Paul: 'Does this mean you haven't composed a 'hole' book, then?'
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From Help (In a 'Well Known Palace'):
George: (to Ringo, while playing cards) So are you going to cut, or aren't you?
Ringo: (Thinking they are taking about his ringfinger) No, I'm not gonna cut! And let that be an end to it, END TO IT!
AND
Ringo: All the rungs have been neatly sawn in the middle!
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Hard Day's Night:
John: Have you got a nail file, these handcuffs are killin' me!
AND
John: Don't cane me, sir, I was led astray!
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"If I was dead, I'd be the last to know."
-Paul McCartney

[BeatleBonJoviFan]

From "A Hard Day's Night":
"Standing about, eh? Some people have it dead easy."

"The older generation is leading this country to galloping ruin."

"I now declare this bridge open."

"It's a plot, I tell you, a plot"

From "Help":
"Excuse me, White Cliffs of Dover?" [everyone then points the same way]
"Thank you"

"There's more to this than meets the eye."

"It was you buzzing! You nasty boy."

I could go on and on....

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[Rocky Racoon]

From AHDN
Grandfather: "A nation once again, A nation once again."
Police Chief: "Set Lloyd George over there while I sort this lot out."
Great line.
R.R.

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"Life, as it happens, nobody warns you, Willow hold on tight.-Paul McCartney

[crunchy]

Help!

(In the pub)

John:"Of course! Why didn't you think of that ya twit!?"

[bearkat77]

Welcome to Beatlelinks, crunchy. Have a FAB visit and come back again.

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[crunchy]

Thanks Bearkat

[MalEvans]

From AHDN:

John: "She looks more like him than I do..."

A side note on AHDN --

The "Insensitivity Award" goes to screenwriter Alun Owen, who inserted two lines in the script -- 1 by Paul, 1 from Norm to John -- refering to their respective mothers.

Both were deceased (and fairly recently I might add).

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

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[FiendishThingie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By ward:
Goerge: you don't see many of these anymore these days do you? HDN

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! That's one of my faves, too!

FT http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif



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What do you think you've contributed to the musical field?
"A laugh & a smile." - George Harrison

[FiendishThingie]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By peaceflame:
"IT'S A THINGY!!!!!! A FEINDISH THINGY!!!!!"

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh thank you for recognizing me!!!

Another fave of mine, obviously!

FT http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif

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What do you think you've contributed to the musical field?
"A laugh & a smile." - George Harrison

[FiendishThingie]

"Eeeuuu, I'm all sticky."
"We thought that was you?"
"Naw, that's not me!"

FT http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif



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What do you think you've contributed to the musical field?
"A laugh & a smile." - George Harrison

[FiendishThingie]

Oh dear, you guys have me on a roll...

"Oh you mean that posh bird that gets everything wrong? Yeah, the lads & I frequently watch her for a giggle. Once we wrote these letters saying how gear she was & all that rubbish..."

"She's a trend setter. It's her profession."

"She's a DRAG! A well-known DRAG! We turn the sound down & say rude things."

FT http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif

Ok, I'll stop now... http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tongue1.gif

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What do you think you've contributed to the musical field?
"A laugh & a smile." - George Harrison

[ahme623]

help!:
george:i don't want to knock anyone's religion!
i love that! now "knock" is my new word!

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[beatlebangs1964]

I loved it when Ringo said in "Help!", "Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!"



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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[alliesun]

"With a ring like that, I could -- dare I say it? -- rule the world."

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[PaulisMine]

AHDN:

Ringo: "She'd only reject me in the end, and I'd be frustrated"

Grandpa: "You should be out betrayin' a rich American widow"

John: "You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine"

George: "I thought it sounded all distinguished-like"
"They loom large in his legend"

Paul: "He'll cost you a fortune in breach of promise cases"

And the whole part about Grandfather, when they first meet him
"I've seen you're grandfather, and that isn't him"
"That's my other one"
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one"
Or something along those lines.
Then John leans over: "Hello Grandfather!"


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Help me to learn songs of joy, instead of "burn, baby, burn"

[ahme623]

i get the biggest kick out of victor spinetti in mmt! the way ringo asks "why?" the whole scene with the cow and how he pets the cow at the end! i don't know why, but i find that so amusing!

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[crunchy]

From Help

Clang: "Go to the window, Go to the window"

O(n that sled)"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho"

From AHDN

John: "Hey! He's reading the Queen"

Paul: "He's a king mixer"
"Anyway, it's your fault"

(one of the girls on the train) "Prisoners?"


(forgot the rest)



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[bearkat77]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By PaulisMine:
And the whole part about Grandfather, when they first meet him
"I've seen you're grandfather, and that isn't him"
"That's my other one"
"How do you figure that?"
"Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one"
Or something along those lines.
Then John leans over: "Hello Grandfather!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But he's clean.

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[LennonReincarnate]

Brian Epstein: He's probably in the middle of some orgy.

Beatles(All Together Now): ORGY?!?!?!
Let's go!!
(HDN) I love this movie! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/angel5.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>All You Need Is Love, Luv. Love Is All You Need. -The Beatles<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[LennonReincarnate]

Ok, sorry, thought of a few more from AHDN

John (in bathtub)*mad grin*: Britanna, Britanna! (dives under water) Help me, help me!

Brian(to George): Where's John?
George: In the tub.
Brian(drains tub only to find John's hat and toys.) John?! JOHN?!?!
John(Comes from behind him): What are you doin' playin around in the tub? We got a car waitin'!

Random: He's very clean.

Ringo(to George): You should try smiling, that scowl makes you look ugly.
George(Feels at face with his hand and forces it into a smile while walking away.)


How cute, I mean HOW CUTE is George?!?!


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>All You Need Is Love, Luv. Love Is All You Need. -The Beatles<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[beatlebangs1964]

Nothing is Beatle proof!

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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[beatle_g girl]

from "Help", when they're in the pub, and the subject comes up yet again about how much at risk everyone else is because Ringo won't just go ahead and cut off his finger:
Paul: "You're really a rat underneath".

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ALLYOUNEEDISLOVE

[beatle_g girl]

It's also that exchange between George and John, while Ringo is being held down before getting "the needle", George says to John that he wonders whether or not there's insurance, and John indignantly replies, "I wouldn't think of such a thing!" then whispers under his breath, "Look into it".

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[bearkat77]

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[EasternBird]

Thanks, bearkat77! And I forgot one:

Superintendent: All you have to do is sing Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” from the famous 9th Symphony in D Minor.
John: Of course! Why didn’t you think of that, you twit? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh1.gif

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I'm always getting winked at these days...

[EasternBird]

Hi, everybody! My very first post. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/blush1.gif All from “Help!”:

George: Bad machine!

George: I’m always getting winked at these days. Used to be you, didn’t it, Paul?

John: Let’s go back and get ‘em, eh?

George: Thanks for the lift, sailor!

And during the credits:
“I Need You by George Harrison!” http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh1.gif

There’s also several good ones from other characters:

Ladies: Just so natural…and still the same as they was before they was.

Ahme: And at the end of the happy day, he is slaughtered! Jolly, with a knife!

Scientist: He’s an idiot. Degree in woodwork, I ask you.

Scientist: MIT was after me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them.

Mother: You’re as bad as your sister, coming home from work all hours and all colors!

Clang: You failed! You naughty boys!


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I'm always getting winked at these days...

Hey there EasternBird, nice to see you join the party. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Beatlelover16]

There are so many. A couple that come to mind are: "How do we know you're not just as filty, and sent by him (Klang) to nickthe ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy eastern ways? " and " Are you sure it's not main lining or habit forming? No, not if you don't swallow it." Help! has so many good line.

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Peace, love, and Beatles,
Sarah

[Beatlelover16]

Thought of more!
John: Lets go back and get them eh?
Paul: I don't reckon all this running away.
Ringo: Hey no, they'll disembowel us.
John: Not if I get the boot in first.
George: They won't disembowle us you see, that's all gab, disemboweling.

Ringo: Hey what's that with you messing about with me in my kip?
John: What?
Ringo: You know, with a fishin line.
John:I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one. What are you doing on the floor?
Ringo: I'm tired.
And of course:
Engineer: Boys, are you buzzing?"
John: No thanks, I'm fine.
Engineer: No, you'll have to play it back, you'll have to do it again.
::Ringo falls through the floor::
John: That was you buzzing...you NAUGHTY boys!!

Oh what the heck, pretty much all of Help!

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Peace, love, and Beatles,
Sarah

[macca4eva]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Eugenia:
Eastern Lady: I have here-- (then George takes one look at the needle and faints)
John: Now see what you've done with your filthy eastern ways.
Eastern Lady: It is not me but Swami with his filthy eastern ways.
John: How do we know you weren't sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, and you've lured us in with your filthy eastern ways.
Paul: What filthy ways are these?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gifhttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif I love that part!



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[**DONOTDELETE**]

I used "It's all the mind, ya know" in a report at school and my teacher thought I took drugs.

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Trying to spread a little cheer
Life is just not fun
Till you've read all the posts by bandontherun!

[shyGirl]

"I'm always getting winked at these days. Used to be you didn't it Paul?"

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[GlassOnion]

Wowzers,there's so manymany to choose from,but I think I'll go with:
"He's very clean." from AHDN (repeated often,all funny)

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Atouk allunda Beatles!
"No matter where you go,there you are!"from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

Goo Goo Ga Joob

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[Joos100]

The interesting conversation from George and John:
G. "Ho Ho"
J. "Ho"
G. "Ho Ho"
J. "Ho"
G. "Ho Hohohoho"
J. "Ho?!"
G. "Ho"
J. "Ho Ho!"

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-May the force be with the Beatles-

[LuvLennon]

"I now declare this bridge open"

John's scene from AHDN when he and Paul go to the girls compartment "I bet you can't guess what I was in for"!

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Claudia

[MaccaLennonGirl]

ooh! You're watching Help right now? Can I come over! LOL http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[EasternBird]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By HeyBeatle:
"You, you, you, and you, paint him red then kill him"

Not all that funny in writing but when he says it I love it.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know what you mean! Leo McKern is great. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/smile1.gif I also like:

"Oh, my goodness gosh! Withdraw, withdraw!"

It's all in the delivery. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif

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I'm always getting winked at these days...

[PaulisMine]

I love the one from AHDN where Grandfather says to Ringo something like "you should be out betrayin' a rich American widow." This is in the same conversation as "when was the last time you impressed a Sheila with your cool, appraising stare?"

That Grandfather, funny as all hell.
And very clean!


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I ain't no fool and I don't take what I don't want.

[MaccaLennonGirl]

Oh my...this is a hard question! On my site I listed all my favourite lines from AHDN, MMT, Help, and Yellow Sub. I think I'll just copy a bit of that into this post! (Note: Some of them I cant remember who said them, sorry)

Help!
"That was you buzzing! You naughty boy."

"It's a season ticket, what'd you think it was?"--"Oh good, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup."

"The fire brigade got my head outta some railing once."--"Did you want them to?"--"No, I used to leave it there when I wasnt using it for school."

John: "Get me the home office! He's wrecking my home!"

Paul: "I'm all sticky, and you're all red!"

George: "Hey it's a thingy, a fiendish thingy!"

Ringo: "They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours, I think."

Ringo: "Let that be and end to it...END TO IT!"

George: "Bad machine!"

Ringo: "All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle."

Ringo: "I don't understand it! They kept pulling my nose, and mine of all noses."

A Hard Day's Night
John: "Eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that little old man?"

Shake: "Who's that little old man?"
Ringo:"He belongs to Paul."

John: "Give us a kiss."

George: "I don't really know, but it sounded distinguished, like, didn't it?
John: "George Harrison, the Scouse of Distinction."

John: "Please sir, can I have one to surge with sir, please sir? "

Grandfather: "Don't mock the afflicted, Pauly."

John: "While the swine's away the piglets can play. Well, come on, what are we waiting for?"

John: "Well, you shouldn't have had bacon for your breakfast, you cannibal."

George: "Sorry we hurt your field, Mister."

Ringo: "I'm going parading before it's too late!"

George: "She's a drag. A well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things."

Yellow Submarine
Ringo: "Woe is me I feel like an old splintered drumstick. Nothing ever happens to me."

Ringo: "Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

Ringo: "Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?"

Ringo: "I can't help it, I'm a born lever puller."

Ringo: "I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach."

Ringo: "I want me mum!"

John: "Look! A submarine remarkably like our own."

Paul: "Maybe we're both part of a vast submarine fleet."
Ringo: "But there's only two of us."

"Hey look, it's a Cyclops."
"But he's got two eyes."
"Must be a bicylcops."

"It's blue glass."
"Must be from Kentucky."

"We'll be sucked into oblivion."
"Or further!"

"Whatever you do, don't touch that button."
"What button?"
"That one."
"This one?"

George: "Course I can. Let me peruse it."

John: "He's so smart he can't even remember what he knows."

Ringo: "I've got a hole in me pocket!"

"Nothing is Beatle-proof."

"We're quite cute really."

"Not a meanie in sight."
"Not even a teeny meanie."
"Not even a teeny weeny meanie."

Magical Mystery Tour
Buster Boodvessel: "Aunt Jesse's Hungry...and she's dreaming. She's dreaming about food...lots and lots of spaghetti!"
Aunt Jesse: "I LOVE You...love you, love you...."

"Goodmorning Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters!"

Ringo:"Where da Bus??!!"

Aunt Jesse: "Don't get historical!"

John: "Have a GUESS!!! "

John and Ringo: "They're having a lovely time!"

John: "I was half an hour looking for the sugar."

Paul: "The bus....the bus is ten miles north on the Duesbury Road...and they're having A LOVELY TIME!!"

HAHA! Hope you all enjoy! To see more go to http://imagine109.tripod.com/allyouneedisbeatles/id23.html




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[HeyBeatle]

This may have been mentioned previously but I'm watching Help right now and I have to mention this line.

"You, you, you, and you, paint him red then kill him"

Not all that funny in writing but when he says it I love it.

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!"

"The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. Did you want them to? No, I used to leave there when I wasn't using it for school."

[lilsamharrison]

Ringo- Must have been one of those unidentefied flying cupcakes.

Paul- No, we're jsut good friends.
and
Paul- I'm not?

John-(AHDN) No I'm not.

Geo- Sorry about the shirts.

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Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you

[HeyBeatle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By MaccaLennonGirl:
ooh! You're watching Help right now? Can I come over! LOL http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well I'm not watching it now but maybe next time. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink1.gif

But seriously, I wish I had some buddies I could ring whenever I was watching a Beatle film. Alas at this present time I have none.

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!"

"The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. Did you want them to? No, I used to leave there when I wasn't using it for school."

[JCB410]

..HELP truly is a gem of a movie!http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/thumbsup2.gif

I think one of my all time favorite lines in that film, wasn't even stated by a Beatle; it was from the head "Kaeeeeliiii" master
(Leo Mckern?,etc.) who simply said....

"Go to de Window-GoTOTheWindow-GOootooode-
Window-gotodewindow-GO2THEEWINDO-go2thewin-
dowGOOOOOOOTOTHEWINNNNNNDOOOOOOOW-Gotothe
window!!!-Go to di window. (You get the idea-http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif "It's Classic"!!***


http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tut.gifhttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lookaround.gifhttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tut.gif

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//*//--"you may say I'm
a dreamer, but
I'm not the only
one"--

[This Message Has Been Edited By JCB410 On May 01, 2002 12:29 AM]

[Kaeili]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Beatle79:
Paul: "And this guidebook points out places of local worship."
John: "To the temple!"

"Kaili!"

"Feet, feet, oh yes, feet."

"Hot foot, many moons to temple."


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sweet!!!
Some of the best lines of Help!



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To lead a better life, I need my love to be here...

[Kaeili]

Muah ha ha.....
Although I'm sure some of these have already been posted, here are my favs:


"He's very clean"
"I now declare this bridge open!"
"A champagne buffet!"

"It WAS you buzzin'! You naughty boy!"
"I always like a lot of seasonin' in me soup"

"Ho?"
"Ho"
"Ho!"
"Ho-ho!"
"hooh..."

"It's not the Beatle with the ring, he! ...unfortunately..*giggle*"

"...from sun to moon, from moon to sun, and at the end of the happy day, he is slaughtered, jolly, with a knife"
"and sacrificed, jolly, with a knife!"

"Feet?"
"Feet?? Feet?!? Oh, feet!"

"...not a BIT like Cagney!"

"Only me and Paul know we're here..."
"I know we're here"

"Up!"
"Up"
"Up up"
"UP UP!"

"...I am his mother, and he's a good boy."

"...just like your sister coming home from work all hours and all colors!"

"...go to the window..."

"White Cliffs of Dover?"

"It's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!!!"

"RINGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"Jeweler, you've failed!"


....and of course,
"KAEILI!!!!!!!!"


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To lead a better life, I need my love to be here...

[HeyBeatle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By JCB410:
..HELP truly is a gem of a movie!http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/thumbsup2.gif

I think one of my all time favorite lines in that film, wasn't even stated by a Beatle; it was from the head "Kaeeeeliiii" master
(Leo Mckern?,etc.) who simply said....

"Go to de Window-GoTOTheWindow-GOootooode-
Window-gotodewindow-GO2THEEWINDO-go2thewin-
dowGOOOOOOOTOTHEWINNNNNNDOOOOOOOW-Gotothe
window!!!-Go to di window. (You get the idea-http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif "It's Classic"!!***


http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tut.gifhttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lookaround.gifhttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tut.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We were singing a song in chorus last year and my teacher was complainging about the vowel sounds on this song "Go away from my window". Then said 'That sounds like that guy in Help that says 'Go to the window...''
And I just started cracking up, while everyone else just chuckled cause he used the voice. That line just makes me laugh.

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!"

"The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. Did you want them to? No, I used to leave there when I wasn't using it for school."

[HeyBeatle]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By jtal909:
"Hey Beayytle!"

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You called? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink1.gif

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!"

"The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. Did you want them to? No, I used to leave there when I wasn't using it for school."

[jtal909]

"Hey Beayytle!"

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"Why don't you say it in your famous James Mason impersonation?"

[love.paul_4ever]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By onosideboards:
why hasn't anyone posted anything from "give my regards to broad street?" kidding!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because I haven't said anything yet - I happen to love that film:

Alan: "You see the thing is, there's going to be all kinds of complications we haven't even thought about yet."
Steve: "Yeah?"
Alan: "hmm"
Steve: "What?"
Alan: "I haven't thought about them yet."

Paul: "Did he have anything with him?"
Jim: "No, I think he left her at home."

Ringo: "Can we get some heat in here or are we practicing to be Canadians?"

Of course I love all their other movies as well, but right now "Broad Street" is my favorite http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lookaround.gif .

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[PaulisMine]

I like "Give my Regards to Broad Street" too! I love the part where Paul goes to see his father, and the part where he's "in disguise" and playing "Yesterday" on the street for money.


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If I could be anybody, I'd want to be either Paul McCartney or John Lennon. Because they were the ones who lit the spark in my head. When I heard The Beatles for the first time I thought "I want to be a Beatle." Now, I'm the opposite of The Beatles. -- Ozzy Osbourne

[SarahMcCartney]

Erm.. toughie.

AHDN:
The conversation with the grotty shirts.

Ringo: It's funny, because I'dnever reallythoughtabout it but being old an middleaged takes up most of your time, doesn't it?

All of Help! but especially:
Doesn't the blood rush to your head sir?
Doesn't the eastern flavor come rather expensive?
Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

And
How do we know you're not just as filthy and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy eastern ways.

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At the moment Space For rent.

Beatlelover16@hotmail.com

[SarahMcCartney]

Ooh I forgot!
AHDN:
The whole scene in the dressing room.

Help:
No i'm not gonna cut and let that be an end to it. END TO IT!

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At the moment Space For rent.

Beatlelover16@hotmail.com

[C-Moon]

I like so many scenes ... but this one comes to mind
AHDN on the train, the whole Who's That Little Old Man? sequence and the nasty commuter who rides the train twice a week, regularly.


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http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/heart2.gif I can't tell you how I feel. My heart is like a wheel, let me roll it to you"

"I can see the world tonight, Look into the future, See it in a different light. I can see the world tonight."

[LivingInTheMaterialWorld]

AHDN

"You know, you really dont look like him!" *John walks away pissed*

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"Without going out of my door, I could know all things"

[This Message Has Been Edited By LivingInTheMaterialWorld On May 16, 2002 04:21 PM]

[Joos100]

Ringo in Yellow Submarine: "It would be my imagination. But I don't have an imagination."
George in Yellow Submarine: "It's all in the mind you know."

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-May the force be with the Beatles-

[Sgt.McCartney]

John: Hey, pardon me for askin' but who's that little old man?
Paul: Uh, what little old man?
John: That little old man
Paul: Oh him, that's my grandfather
George: Your grandfather?
Paul: Yeah
George:That's not you're grandfather
Paul: It is you know
George: But, I've seen your grandfather he lives in your house
Paul: That's my other one
John: How do you reckon that one out?
Paul: Well everyone's intitled to two and thats my other one
John: We know that but whats he doin' here?
Paul: He's nursin' a broken heart I thought a trip will do him good
John: Oh poor ol' thing, hey mister are you nursin' a broken heart?
John: He's a nice old man idn't he?
Paul: He's very clean
John: 'ello granfather!
Grandfather: Hello
John: He can talk then can't he?
Paul: Of course he can talk he's a human being isn't he?
Ringo: Well If he's your grandfather who knows? haha
John: So were lookin' after him are we?
Grandfather: I look after meself
Paul: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
John: He's got ya wooried then?
Paul: He's a villian a real mixer and will cost ya fortune in preachin' promise cases
John: Get on..
Paul: No, straight on.
Paul Hello Shake
The Rest: Hello Shake
Shake: Doin' alright then?
John: No
Shake: Well don't worry Norm will along with the tickets, the who's that little old man?
George: It's Paul's grandfather.
Shake: Well I thought-
John: No that's his other one
Shake: Well that's alright then
John: He's very clean idn't he?
Shake: Oh, he's very clean
Norm: Just for once why can't we all behave like ordinary, rescpectible citizens let's not get into trouble pull and strugs or do nathin I'm gonna sorry for.
Norm: Are you listening to me Lennon?
John: You're a swine. Idn't he George?
George: Yeah a swine
Norm: Me and Shake are going down for a cup of coffee anyone comin'?
Grandfather: I want me coffee
Norm: You can come wiht Shake and me if you like
Paul: I won't wanna find you've lost him
Norm: Don't be cheeky I'll bind him too me with promises. Very clean though idn'he?
Paul: Do you mind if we have it opened?
Old Man: Yes I do.
John: There's four of us and we'd like to have it open. much as all the same with you that is.
Old Man: It's isn't. I travel on this train reguarly, twice a week, I suppose I have some rights
Ringo: So've we.
Old Man: Well that thing off as well
Ringo: But





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Say ya wanna Revolution
Well ya know we'd all love to change the world..

[Sgt.McCartney]

The Bar Scene

Superintendant: Oh he's quite harmless all you have to do is whistle Beethoven 9th symphony in D minor

John: Of couse of do ya think taht ya twit



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Say ya wanna Revolution
Well ya know we'd all love to change the world..

[Sgt.McCartney]

Magical Mystery Tour:

John: Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Whoops
John: Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Whoops
John: Can you do that?
Kid: No
John: I've got a present, guess what it is.
Kid: Tee hee No
John: Tee hee Yes
John: Take a guess.
Kid: No
John: TAKE A GUESS!
Kid: No
John: Well you're gonna get it anyway
John: Do you want it?
Kid: No.
John: You wanna give it to George?
Kid: Yes
John: Here ya go George.
George: Thank you


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Say ya wanna Revolution
Well ya know we'd all love to change the world..

[Sgt.McCartney]

George( I think): Now hes out there
Paul: Always was

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Say ya wanna Revolution
Well ya know we'd all love to change the world..

[Sgt.McCartney]

Ringo: The fabrigade one's got my head out of some railings once
John: Did ya want them to?
Ringo: No I left it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see alot of the world from railings

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Say ya wanna Revolution
Well ya know we'd all love to change the world..

[Clark Kent]

"How do we know that you aren't filthy and you were sent by him to nick the ring from us by being filthy and you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?" -John in Help!

"You're a swine"-John to Norm in A Hard Day's Night.

Norm: I've only got one thing to say to you John Lennon
John: What's that?
Norm: You're a swine
(A Hard Day's Night)

"No we're just good friends"-Paul in A Hard Day's Night

"Can I have the home office? He's wrecking my home." John in Help!

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"Gather round all you clowns"- You've Got To Hide Your Love Away

[This Message Has Been Edited By Clark Kent On June 04, 2002 11:39 AM]

[ahme623]

"it must be one of them unidentified flying cupcakes!"

i love that line so much! now my friends and i have this big inside joke about unidentified flying cupcakes.

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Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still
Will I wait a lonely life time
If you want me to I will
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/inlove6.gif

[marmalade skye]

Who woulda thought, almost all of them are Georges.

"They loom large in his legend."

"It used to be you Paul, didn't it?!?"

"Talk about your magical mysteries, it took me an hour to find the sugar " (or something like that...my copy of mmt is bad!)

"You wouldn't be interfering with the basic rugged concepts of my personality, would you?"

"Why didn't you think of that yeh twit!"

"Oh, by all means. I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality."

"They're dead grotty.....y'know, grotesque"

P: We're not going there
J: I just put it round we're going there.
P: We're not going there.
R: I wanna go there

"Not the wheel!"

and THE BEST:

I'll play whatever you want me to play, or I wont play anything at all.....



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Trying to, touch and reach you with heart and soul.

Love is you, you and me, love is knowing, we can be.

[marmalade skye]

"Go to de Window-GoTOTheWindow-GOootooode-
Window-gotodewindow-GO2THEEWINDO-go2thewin-
dowGOOOOOOOTOTHEWINNNNNNDOOOOOOOW-Gotothe
window!!!-Go to di window. (You get the idea-http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif "It's Classic"!!***


oh my god, yeah! I LOVE that part, forgot it on mine.

I leave that on peoples answering machines now, after someone did it to mine!


"With your filthy eastern ways."


and the ultimate actress at work, Miss Pattie Boyd:
"Prisoners?"

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Trying to, touch and reach you with heart and soul.

Love is you, you and me, love is knowing, we can be.

Geroge: Hey a thingy!!! A fiendish thingy!!! come on Ringo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats me favorite. And when John is in hte tub and George walks in and he says the filthy islnader!!

George: put your tounge in your mouth looks discutsing all pink and naked but one slip with the razor and ZIP!!!

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Hey its a thingy!! A fiendishthingy!! Hey Ringo its a fiendishthingy!!!

[This Message Has Been Edited By TheFool On June 21, 2002 05:32 PM]

[beatlegirl273]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Beatleboy:
John: No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
me too, almost at least. still have the guitar to get.



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'It's all in the eyes......'-beatlegirl273

[beatlegirl273]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Sgt.McCartney:
Magical Mystery Tour:

John: Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Whoops
John: Jolly Jolly Jolly Jolly Whoops
John: Can you do that?
Kid: No
John: I've got a present, guess what it is.
Kid: Tee hee No
John: Tee hee Yes
John: Take a guess.
Kid: No
John: TAKE A GUESS!
Kid: No
John: Well you're gonna get it anyway
John: Do you want it?
Kid: No.
John: You wanna give it to George?
Kid: Yes
John: Here ya go George.
George: Thank you
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

To add,
*George squeezes balloon top to make funky noise.*

Me favorite part




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'It's all in the eyes......'-beatlegirl273

[beatlegirl273]

From AHDN:
John(in bath): Oh, pretend your, pretend your on the *SPLASH!!!!*

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'It's all in the eyes......'-beatlegirl273

[This Message Has Been Edited By beatlegirl273 On June 22, 2002 04:36 PM]

[BeatlesFan1972]

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/bouncing2.gif My favourite is also from Help. It's the part where they call up Ringo and say, "Go to de window." http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/dance.gif

Also: "That was you buzzin'. You naughty boy"
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"I read the news today, oh boy....."

[This Message Has Been Edited By BeatlesFan1972 On June 23, 2002 06:38 PM]

[biglou114]

From MMT with the Magiceans:
What's next on the agenda
George: A song

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I am the Eggman

70 days until the rerelease of AHDN on DVD

[Tim]

As this is getting into crashland,will start thread II

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