Best Pick-Up Lines [Archive] - BeatleLinks Fab Forum

sourmilkpinky

Jul 10, 2007, 04:21 AM

What are your favorite pick-up lines to use or hear?

I like:

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Lynner

Jul 10, 2007, 04:28 AM

This wasn't the best, but it was the funniest and it did happen to me (Rell' was there!) over 20 years ago:
Guy in bar: "I'm a dr. and and I can do things for you."
Me: "Oh yeah? Well my bf's a mortician and he can do things for you."

The guy walked away and never came by me again the rest of the night. And yes, the guy that I was friends with (not really dating) was studying to be a mortician!

sourmilkpinky

Jul 10, 2007, 04:29 AM

:laugh5:

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 04:42 AM

to hear : "Hello"..

Magill

Jul 10, 2007, 04:49 AM

HP knows a lot of funny ones. I'll have her post them later. Dunno exactly why or how she knows these, but.....:afraid2:

Loony_leo

Jul 10, 2007, 06:38 AM

I heard this one on a commerical...

"Baby you must be an alien because you are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!"

:laugh5:

This wasn't the best, but it was the funniest and it did happen to me (Rell' was there!) over 20 years ago:
Guy in bar: "I'm a dr. and and I can do things for you."
Me: "Oh yeah? Well my bf's a mortician and he can do things for you."

The guy walked away and never came by me again the rest of the night. And yes, the guy that I was friends with (not really dating) was studying to be a mortician!

Hahaha!! I love it!

I like:

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Hehe reminds me of the Monty Python "dirty hungarian phrase book" sketch!

BadLittleKid

Jul 10, 2007, 10:21 AM

Hehe reminds me of the Monty Python "dirty hungarian phrase book" sketch!

I will not buy this record, it is scratched. :cross2:

A line I got once was (translates): "I have a social office day tomorrow, shall we see?" - I wasn't too interested.

oldbeatlechick

Jul 10, 2007, 10:26 AM

I the dim and distant past I've used "Trust me I'm a nurse!" :laugh5:

MaccaGirl2891

Jul 10, 2007, 10:35 AM

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
If I got you a parrot, would you want it on this shoulder or this shoulder?

I've got quite a few other funny ones.

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 10:39 AM

I have a library card. Do you mind if I check you out?

sadie

Jul 10, 2007, 10:52 AM

I have heard.....

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock...and

I'm here....now what were your other two wishes?

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 10:59 AM

You're like a bowl of Lucky Charms, because you are magically delicious.

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 11:25 AM

Reading all this.. what kind of 'pick up' lines are we actually talking about?

Hari's Chick

Jul 10, 2007, 11:27 AM

A pick up line means something someone says to catch your attention before asking you out.

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 11:29 AM

Thanks ...ok then I took this thread wrong and withdraw my "hello".. I thought it was about picking up the phone..

Hari's Chick

Jul 10, 2007, 11:34 AM

I'm not so experienced...

I liked your answer.

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 11:36 AM

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all evening.

How did you get past security? 'Cause baby your da bomb.

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 11:45 AM

In my days there was no security.. (thanks for that LOL)

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 11:49 AM

What are your favorite pick-up lines to use or hear?

I like:

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Thanks to Hari's Chick I understand this thread now... well Pink.. isn't that line a bit...mmm... 'fabricated'? I mean... to first ask "Oh...Hi miss... say what...what would happen if I told you that..."...

either you think she/he haD a nice body... or you don't?

:smile1:

Hari's Chick

Jul 10, 2007, 11:50 AM

My favorite pick up line was "can you save my spot?" That was at the party where I met my husband, and he was sitting next to me watching the band, then left to get another soda. I got giddy inside and thought "he asked me to save his spot!" :blush4:

sourmilkpinky

Jul 10, 2007, 12:11 PM

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Magill

Jul 10, 2007, 12:41 PM

Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I wanna be. :laugh5:

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 12:43 PM

I think heaven is missing an angel.

Hari's Chick

Jul 10, 2007, 01:30 PM

I think heaven is missing an angel.

Aww... that is a sweet one.

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 01:34 PM

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

kmac

Jul 10, 2007, 01:38 PM

Yeah, Hello was the only opening line I ever used.

How about a pirate slant?

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber. That's bad.

How about a Star Wars fan:

Your place or my Mom's? HaHaHa

kmac

Jul 10, 2007, 02:01 PM

Seriously Ladies:

Tell us men once and for all. It really doesn't matter what line is used, if you are first attracted to the person they all work - ex possibly the offensive or vulgar.

If you are not attracted, it ain't happening no matter how clever.

Right or Wrong? Or have you been converted before?

VersusBatman

Jul 10, 2007, 02:16 PM

How about a Star Wars fan:

Your place or my Mom's? HaHaHa

Not all Star Wars fans are that pathetic. Just because our idea of foreplay is dressing up in Princess Leia's gold bikini...

kmac

Jul 10, 2007, 02:25 PM

Not all Star Wars fans are that pathetic. Just because our idea of foreplay is dressing up in Princess Leia's gold bikini...

:eyebrows: :laugh5:

BTW, I am a huge fan. Don't get me started on that Bikini. :eyebrows:

jackieburgundy

Jul 10, 2007, 04:43 PM

Ok....before a mutual friend introduced my husband to me, she told him that I am the proud mommy of two big, beautiful, spoiled dogs (a rottie & a pitbull) and that would be the way to my heart. So, his pickup line was "What kind of big dogs do you have?" It almost didn't work because a. I thought he might be a pervert and b. I thought that maybe he was contemplating kidnapping them & selling them to some bizarro underworld puppy ring or something (I work for the govt so sometimes I'm a little paranoid!). But, alas, the pickup line worked & here I am, married & pregnant & peaceful. And no, he's not a pervert:eyebrows: .

jtal909

Jul 10, 2007, 06:26 PM

did it hurt...
when you fell from heaven

FPSHOT

Jul 10, 2007, 06:29 PM

LOL

to add " sorry I wasn't there to pick you up "

Hari's Chick

Jul 10, 2007, 06:33 PM

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

This is precious...

Asha

Jul 10, 2007, 06:43 PM

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

Esmirelda

Jul 10, 2007, 07:49 PM

How about these;

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

BadLittleKid

Jul 11, 2007, 12:56 AM

It is possible to pick-up without using any lines, words would just spoil it.

HoneyPie

Jul 11, 2007, 09:35 AM

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Can I borrow a quarter so I can call your mom and thank her?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Clark Kent

Jul 13, 2007, 05:54 AM

"Do you come here often?"

It's a classic and it's still the best. It's slightly cliched so it works best if you say it in a way so that the girl knows you're being half-ironic.

Asha

Jul 13, 2007, 06:05 AM

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

:laugh5: Hee hee! Good ones HP! I love this one!

jtal909

Jul 14, 2007, 08:56 AM

Whatever happened to "Can I buy you a drink?"

I actually used that once with a girl who kept staring at me in a little club a while ago in south jersey.
And it worked but again these lines only work if the person wants them to work :)

Hari's Chick

Jul 14, 2007, 05:44 PM