Random Dialogue

[Marmalade Skies]

We have random pictures, videos, thoughts, and random thoughts about [insert Beatle] - so why not random dialogue? Like quotes or a convorstion you had, etc etc.

So, therefore -

"I've gotta brand-new pair of rollerskates! Yesssssssss! Suck-cessssss!" - my friend Nikki.

[sourmilkpinky]

teehee..this is kinda like my daughters quote book. She has two journals filled with quotes taken out of context that are just funny alone.....
for example

"Do you think there are orgies in heaven?"

[Marmalade Skies]

Haha, thata good idea with the journal.


"I WINNNNN!!"

[beatles fan]

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize"

"I used to be open minded but my brain kept falling out"

"when i'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded"

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand"

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"

"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

[Marmalade Skies]

"Uh, that doesnt look like Frank, does it Carly?"

[lennonluvr9]

Sweet! I have a ton of quotes! Now which one to pick to start with? I know! Here's one from Family Guy

Mr. Pewterschmitt: "Loser!"
Peter: "What did he say?"
*Mr Pewterschmitt throws cell phone at Peter & calls it*
Mr. Pewterschmitt: "I said you're a loser!"
Peter: "who is this?"

[BrazilianFlag]

From my personal collection of overheard and read quotes...

"Avoid accidents, do everything on purpose..." (attributed to Carlito Maia, Brazilian advertiser and local genius)

"I do have a memory, I just don't know where I left it!"

"If you can read this, then someone stole my caravan" (read on the back of a Chevrolet in Norwich, England).

[Cream Tangerine]

"Ooooh, My God, I'm swaying in an ocean of beer!!"- My ex-sister in law during her bachelor party after one drink too many.

[MonaMe577]

"Ran into my ex yesterday. Put the car in reverse and hit him again."

[VersusBatman]

Knife-wrench! - Scrubs

[feelfab]

Actual quote heard by my brother in a bookstore:
'I have a chicken, his name is Kiki.'

[Roxy Starkey]

teehee..this is kinda like my daughters quote book. She has two journals filled with quotes taken out of context that are just funny alone.....
for example

"Do you think there are orgies in heaven?"

lol I have one of those journals too

[Pisces_Fish]

" . . . AUSTRALOPITHICUS!!!!!" ~ My friend one day while we were walking to school. It was the most random thing! :teeth1:

[beatles fan]

"clinical mess"

[VersusBatman]

Fear-a-tude!

[pattiboyd's slave]

I'm a bitch! I'm a bitch!
Oh, the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
I can bitch, I can bitch cuz I'm better than you!
It's the way that I move!
The things that I do! Ooh, the bitch is back!
STONE COLD SOBER AS A MATTER OF FACT!

[VersusBatman]

Elliot: I feel stupid, but, sending me to Kelso like that -- well, I'm not sure, exactly, what you were trying to teach me.

Dr. Cox: The value -- and this is important -- of leaving me alone.

Elliot: I think we both know there was a little more to it than that.

Dr. Cox: No, no, no, there's not! Look...
I want you to spread the word, missy [he stands] I've. Had. Enough. The next whiny intern that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your "Blah-blah" to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

[Loony_leo]

" . . . AUSTRALOPITHICUS!!!!!" ~ My friend one day while we were walking to school. It was the most random thing! :teeth1:


Haha! I learned about those guys in school this year!

[Loony_leo]

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize"

"I used to be open minded but my brain kept falling out"

"when i'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded"

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand"

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"

"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."


:teeth1:


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One of my fav monty python quotes:

King: *gesturing out the window to his kingdom* One day lad, all this will be yours
Son: *blank expression on his face* What? The curtains?

:laugh5:

"If I were like Viola I would have to dress like a guy (which I don't) I would have to have a dead brother (which I don't), and I would have to be smart, which I'M NOT"- My best friend when we were talking about 12th Night a few years back, I can't remember how I or someone else compared her to Viola, but what she said was just too funny.

George:"Hello, I'm George Harrison"
Homer: Oh my god! Where did you get that brownie?
-Simpsons
:laugh5:

I know declare this bridge....open!- John, A hard days night

"A single rose can be my garden, a single friend my world"- (I think it was Leo Buscalgia)

"Mr. Hatcher your scaring Tanith"
"She's my daughter.....she's used to it!"
" Fine.... your scarring ME"--- lol my dad and one of his employees on a particularily slow afternoon at his store when my dad put on a paper hat that was in a box of donuts a customer brought over and did a silly walk around the room.....

"Chicken bop"- hahahaha.... a crazy dance my best friend and I made up when we were little

"Nick? Who's nick? When did you get a boyfriend? He better be hot!"
lol.... my friend ghazal when we were talking on msn (I had asked her if she liked my nick....as in nick name....she totally misunderstood me..lol)

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"

"In my life, I love you more"

[BrazilianFlag]

"I'm most definitely hiring a Hindu god for the job. I mean, six pairs of arms! Imagine all the paperwork he'd get rid of at the same time!" (work colleague. Don't ask!)

"Okay, who let the freezer door open back in Heaven?" (the same work colleague, about the cold winds we've been having in town lately)

"If I were a woman, I'd throw myself on Robert Plant" (a male friend, rock geek extraordinaire)

"If *I* were a woman... Dunno, mate, I'd probably be a lesbian" (the younger brother of the above mentioned friend...)

[BeatlesFan4life]

I'm so hungry I can eat a horse.

[Marmalade Skies]

"If *I* were a woman... Dunno, mate, I'd probably be a lesbian" (the younger brother of the above mentioned friend...)
:rolling3:


"You is to us as Nico is to the Velvet Underground" - my friend Sean, on my other friends importance in his band

[beatles fan]

One of my dads friend said this in the car! (it's very sexist of him but it made me laugh non the less)!! (only at the way he said it not cause i'm sexiest)

Well there was a driver of another car (who was a women) and she done something that annoyed him, so he said "damn women drivers", my friend and me said "thats a bit sexist of you" and he said "it's not sexist, it's true!!!" :laugh5: I don't kno why that made me laugh, it's just the way he has an answer to everything and that one was one of his funniest!! But i'm not being sexiest, i just found it funny! lol

[Marmalade Skies]

My friend Jess and I were fighting and then I just randomly said 'When this is all over, I think me and you should get an apartment together' (its from a movie) and we just started laughing.

[sourmilkpinky]

I'm so hungry I can eat a horse.

Save a horse...ride a Cowboy :teeth1: