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Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:17 AM
I've just came off a sideroad and I can see a tall building and some geese. Am I close?
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 01:20 AM
No you're not.
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:21 AM
Can you give me some directions then please? I'm very worried. I've got to pick up some merchandise and fear I will not arrive in time.:help:
SandySunshine
Jul 06, 2005, 01:23 AM
Amarillo is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road!!!!!!!!!
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:25 AM
Thanks very much Sandy!! I have to be there for 11.30 as I have some muffs to pick up. Things get cold up here in winter and I want to be ready for it.
SandySunshine
Jul 06, 2005, 01:28 AM
Thanks very much Sandy!! I have to be there for 11.30 as I have some muffs to pick up. Things get cold up here in winter and I want to be ready for it.
No problem Mr. Gnome!!!!! Nothing keeps you warm like a nice furry muff!!!!!

Did you know there is actually an Amarillo Hotel here in (allegedly) sunny Bournemouth?!
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:29 AM
Muff's do keep you warm especially if they fit you nicely.
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 01:33 AM
As long as they are not matted with cheese.
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:34 AM
As long as they are not matted with cheese.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5:
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 01:36 AM
Anyway you need to go left and then carry on til you see a man in a white coat waving a kipper on the corner, then you turn right and carry on for about half a mile and then it should be sign posted.
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:38 AM
Yeah, I saw the guy with the kipper. He hit me in the face and I now I have a taste of fish in my mouth. Reminds me of something?
Anyway, I'm here!! Thanks for you r help!
SandySunshine
Jul 06, 2005, 01:39 AM
But when you see the sign for Amarillo, don't follow it!!!!!! I think the direction of the wind has changed and they might have moved!!!!!!!
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:43 AM
AHHHH, Bugger!! You are right! I'm not here, I'm in some dump called Twikenham???? I'm at a bus stop. You should see what they've wrote about Sally here!!!
SandySunshine
Jul 06, 2005, 01:48 AM
AHHHH, Bugger!! You are right! I'm not here, I'm in some dump called Twikenham???? I'm at a bus stop. You should see what they've wrote about Sally here!!!
The mind boggles at the mere thought of it!!!!! :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5:
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 02:17 AM
AHHHH, Bugger!! You are right! I'm not here, I'm in some dump called Twikenham???? I'm at a bus stop. You should see what they've wrote about Sally here!!!

None of it is true, I deny it all!!!!! I don't even like cheese!!!!

Twickenham was good enough to be used by our boys for recording and and film locations so good enough for me!
Harbidge
Jul 06, 2005, 02:32 AM
Have you been hugging your pillow every night, dreaming dreams of Amarillo? If not you'll be crying over it!
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 02:40 AM
I found a map for you.


http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Amarillo,+TX
sourmilkpinky
Jul 06, 2005, 04:14 AM
from my understanding, there is a reason to keep Amarillo hidden ;)
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 04:16 AM
Well they've bloody succeeded as I'm now in Melbourne!
sourmilkpinky
Jul 06, 2005, 04:18 AM
well don't smoke the cigars there...they ain't Amarillo cigars
FPSHOT
Jul 06, 2005, 04:22 AM
Just call Marie...

maybe she'll pick up the phone

do you always miss leads?
FPSHOT
Jul 06, 2005, 04:35 AM
Don't you have this thing in your car with the speaking lady who tells you where to go and then when she gives the orders.. first thing you think is "she must be a retired Sgt. Major or have a lot of frustrations"
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 04:38 AM
well don't smoke the cigars there...they ain't Amarillo cigars

Don't worry I will smoke his cigar for him :wink2:
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 04:39 AM
Don't worry I will smoke his cigar for him :wink2:

:teeth1:
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 04:48 AM
Don't worry I will smoke his cigar for him :wink2:

In fact a nice cigar is often enjoyed after the consumption of a nice toasted cheese sandwich.
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 04:50 AM
My stomach is rumbling at the prospect!!
sourmilkpinky
Jul 06, 2005, 04:50 AM
lol...well I will leave you with both...the thought curdles my stomach.
However..I must remind you on how dry Armarillo is....don't forget the lotion ;)
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 04:52 AM
lol...well I will leave you with both...the thought curdles my stomach.
However..I must remind you on how dry Armarillo is....don't forget the lotion ;)

Is the lotion to help get into the sandwich?
sourmilkpinky
Jul 06, 2005, 04:54 AM
LOl you have left me speechless :) I suppose mayo instead of lotion would work :)
sourmilkpinky
Jul 06, 2005, 04:55 AM
and is it wrong to add tomatoes to that cheese sandwich???
Sally
Jul 06, 2005, 04:56 AM
as long as its tastes like mayo and not manky old mushrooms.
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 04:59 AM
I like mushrooms...but theres not mush room in the sandwich for them! Boom Boom!!!!
SandySunshine
Jul 06, 2005, 12:08 PM
as long as its tastes like mayo and not manky old mushrooms.
All this talk of mayo reminds me of a story about KFC!!!!!!!!
Zimmerman The Gnome
Jul 06, 2005, 01:11 PM
All this talk of mayo reminds me of a story about KFC!!!!!!!!

It wasn't ........ was it??