Fab Libs with JOHN!

[beatlebangs1964]

Seriously, there must be a Mad Libs-style template of sorts for all these affair with a Beatles stories. They're all exactly the same. Ladies, fill it in and come up with your own affair with a Beatle!

Rama started this over on the Speedway. Since we have a lot of racy Lennon Ladies, I thought I'd bring it to Menlove Avenue so people could have some John themed fun. Lennon laughs for all! :laugh5:

"I was (YOUNG AGE) at the time. I went to a party over at (BRITISH LOCATION), and imagine my surprise when (ONE OF THE BEATLES) came up to me and said, '(EXCLAMATION), you're one beautiful bird!' I (VERB, PAST TENSE), 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few (ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, PLURAL) and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at (BRITISH NIGHTCLUB). I accepted of course. The band that night was (LONG-FORGOTTEN BRITISH ONE HIT WONDER), and they played (THEIR ONE HIT). At (LATE HOUR), we left the club, and (SAME BEATLE) invited me to a party in his (SYNONYM FOR PANTS). I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned (SAME BEATLE) up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was (ADJECTIVE) when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and (ANOTHER WOMAN...OR IF YOU'RE FEELING ESPECIALLY BITTER, A MAN) in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, '(EXPLETIVE PHRASE),' and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."

[lennonluvr9]

"I was 18 at the time. I went to a party over at Abbey Road, and imagine my surprise when John came up to me and said, 'Damn, you're one beautiful bird!' I exclaimed, 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few martinis and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at this nightclub. I accepted of course. The band that night was some one hit wonder band and they played their one hit. At 2 AM, we left the club, and John invited me to a party in his pants. I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned John up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was astounded when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and Yoko in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, 'you bastard!,' and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."

[HMVNipper]

"I was 19 at the time. I went to a party over at the Mayfair Hotel, and imagine my surprise when John came up to me and said, 'Christ, you're one beautiful bird!' I retorted, 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few Scotch and Cokes and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at the Ad Lib. I accepted of course. The band that night was the Honeycombs, and they played "Come Right Back." At midnight, we left the club, and John invited me to a party in his tightie whities. I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned John up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was horny beyond belief when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and Brian Epstein in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, 'Holy shit, I thought Brian was too classy to do this!' and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."

(And before anyone gets on my butt for the Brian remark, I'm BEING FUNNY! So please don't get bent out of shape... And I should also point out that I really believe that some bad fanfic writers must use this template when creating their "masterpieces!" :afraid1: )

[erinluv182]

Hmmmm, Susan.... that seems to be a bit of a jab at me with calling Brian classy.... but if so, I'm cool with that, cause that would also insinuate that I had a lil fling with John.... which is fine...I've only one favor to ask.. can it please be '64 John? ;)

And don't worry, I took it as funny.

[HMVNipper]

It wasn't meant as a jab, I just thought it would be amusing to say what I did because of the nature of that other conversation. It was just wide open for parody! I'm glad you thought it was funny, because that is what it was supposed to be.

And you can only have '64 John if I get him first! :angel4:

[erinluv182]

Eh.... it's ok Susan. You can just have John as long as I get Paul. Sound fair? ;)

[beatlebangs1964]

Save George for me.

[BeatlesScruff]

"I was 17 at the time. I went to a party over at Menlove Ave. and imagine my surprise when John came up to me and said, 'Bloody 'ell, luv, you're one beautiful bird!' I stood stunned, studdering as to what to say next, 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few Scotch and cokes and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at Cavern. I accepted of course. The band that night was some strange piano guy who was completely deaf, and he played Hit Me Up (I totally made this part up because I know no British One Hit-Wonders). At 2 a.m., we left the club, and John invited me to a party in his THONG UNDERWEAR (ha-ha). I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned John up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was so excited, I about creamed myself when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and Paul McCartney in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, 'Oh sh*t! I knew it. May I join?' and waited impatiently for an answer. I know that excited the two of them. The first thing that probably went through their mind was the big two worded slang, "THREE SOME." My offer was gladed approved."

I know, I changed it. ;)

Tiff Lennon