Fab Libs

[beatlebangs1964]

Seriously, there must be a Mad Libs-style template of sorts for all these affair with a Beatles stories. They're all exactly the same. Ladies, fill it in and come up with your own affair with a Beatle!

Rama started this over on the Speedway. Since we have a lot of racy Hari ladies, I thought I'd bring it to the Palace so people could have some George themed fun.

"I was (YOUNG AGE) at the time. I went to a party over at (BRITISH LOCATION), and imagine my surprise when (ONE OF THE BEATLES) came up to me and said, '(EXCLAMATION), you're one beautiful bird!' I (VERB, PAST TENSE), 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few (ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, PLURAL) and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at (BRITISH NIGHTCLUB). I accepted of course. The band that night was (LONG-FORGOTTEN BRITISH ONE HIT WONDER), and they played (THEIR ONE HIT). At (LATE HOUR), we left the club, and (SAME BEATLE) invited me to a party in his (SYNONYM FOR PANTS). I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned (SAME BEATLE) up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was (ADJECTIVE) when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and (ANOTHER WOMAN...OR IF YOU'RE FEELING ESPECIALLY BITTER, A MAN) in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, '(EXPLETIVE PHRASE),' and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."

[beatlebangs1964]

"I was YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY at the time. I went to a party over at THE FINEST HOTEL IN LONDON, and imagine my surprise when GEORGE came up to me and said, 'COR, you're one beautiful bird!' I REPLIED, 'You're not so bad yourself!' We had a few GLASSES OF WINE and got to know each other. When the party was over, he invited me to join him at MY FAVORITE NIGHT CLUB. I accepted of course. The band that night was THE KESTRELS and they played THERE'S A PLACE, their poorly done Beatle cover. At 3:30 A.M. we left the club, and GEORGE invited me to a party in his TIGHT AND REVEALING TROUSERS THAT ACCENTUATED THE POSITIVE. Damn, that man had a beautiful body! He insisted that I take his clothes off and have all the racy fun I wanted. We took a bath together and enjoyed a night of loving intimacy. I even brushed and played with his Beatle coiffed hair! I know what you're about to ask. The answers are yes, yes, no, yes, and no, in that order.

A couple years later, I phoned GEORGE up and asked if we should get together again. He agreed. I was ECSTATIC when I ran up to his bedroom only to find him and A MOLE SPATTERED REDHEAD in bed together. I yelled at the top of my lungs, "*@#$^&!" and promptly left. Even so, the love has never died."