Post your own parodies here.

[Harbidge]

Although me and LenMc will always be the best and originals, I personally don't want to hog all of the respect. So, I've decided to let anyone else who would like a go to publish their work in this topic. AS long as it isn't as good as our efforts though http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[Harbidge]

Here's a great one I just found...

Magical Mystery Bug
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Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is waiting to blow you away
Waiting to blow you away

Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (it deletes everything you need)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (frustation guaranteed)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is hoping to blow you away
Hoping to blow you away

Ah, the magical mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is coming to blow you away
Coming to blow you away
The magical mystery bug
is dying to blow you away
Dying to blow you away
Blow you today

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[bearkat77]

Good one, EP. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Elementary Penguin]

Here's one I wrote to the tune of "Yesterday"

Scrambled eggs,
Side of bacon and some hollandaise,
Toast and coffee bring it right away,
oh how I long for scrambled eggs.

Waitress please,
take my order for the chef to see,
cook it up and bring it back to me,
Oh scrambled eggs I long for thee.

Where'd my waitress go,
I don't know,
She didn't say.
She's been gone so long,
how I long,
for scrambled eggs.

Busboy please,
fill my coffee to the brim for me,
where's my waitress gone now I can't see,
Oh scrambled eggs I long for thee.



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Elementary Penguin
___________________
"Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna,
Hare Hare,
Krishna Krishna..."

[pat]

Ode to Sleepy:


When the pain comes, you run and take a pill,
that makes you feel so ill,
when the pain comes, when the pain comes.

When the nurse comes, she 'needles' you some more.
'till you fall down to the floor, when the nurse comes. When the nurse come.

Pain, Pain, Paaaaain, I really mind.
Nurse, Nurse, Nuuuuurse, please be kind!

When the pain stops, it makes me want to smile, 'been smiling for a while, when the drugs work, when the druuuugs work.

Drugs, Drugs, Druuuuuugs, I dont mind.
Pain Pain Paaaaain, youre too kind!

If the drugs stop, I think I'll just take more, or the nurse will hit the door, if the drugs stop, if the drugs stop.

dosidasidasdio.......pain!

I thank you!

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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.

[littlechild]

these are terribly funny...i will post one later i cant think of one right now..we blond australians ya know..a simple minded people...lol!!
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif harb, at first i thoought you meant those old volkswagen bugs cause ya know they blow up alot...either way its funny!
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/tongue.gif

ps: spicy green bell peppers
incorparated.

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long long long long time ago, before the wind,before the snow, lived a man,lived a man i know, lived a man named sir pshyco!!!

johnny b.


[This message has been edited by littlechild (edited September 02, 2000 at 01:57 PM).]

[Lovely Rita]

These are great you guys! I was feeling kind of depressed, but these made me laugh right outloud! Especially EP's. Thanks for a laugh!
-Lovely Rita

[pat]

Im getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter, weeettter,
Im Getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter weeeettter.

I used to dive deep in the pool, the water inside it was cool, the chlorine was bad, it made me so mad, I often would dry out in school.

Ive got to admit, Im getting wetter, a little wetter all the time, (just cant get dry)admit its so much better, than getting wetter, to be dry, getting so much wetter all the time, its getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter weeetttter. Its getting wetter all the time, wetter wetter weetter.

I used to eat old bread and jam, i never could eat mouldy ham, I even told dad, if its all that you had, I'd eat just a portion of Sam oooohhh, I have to admit its in the letter, its in the letter all the time, my list for my lunch is in the letter, its in the letter, you dopey man! it was in the letter all the time! Its in the letter all the time, letter, letter leeetter, its in the letter all the time, letter, letter, leeeetter, it was in the letter all the time.

I used to say things to my family that made them feel that I was slightly deranged and uncool, man I was weird, and terribly feared but Im doing the best that I can ooooohhh, I admit Im getting better, a little better all the time, (cant get no worse!) I admit I needed lettuce, a little lettuce, parsley & thyme! Give me all my lettuce and my Thyme, Im getting wetter all the time, wetter, wetter, wetter, its in the letter all the time, letter, letter, letter, give me all my lettuce, and my thyme!!!!!

[BEATLEDORK]

aww sweet hilarity...that my eyes long to read...that can bring the out of the deepest of darkest depressions...yes my sweet hilarity i laught unto you...or at you im really not sure...thine eyes weep over you...

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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[This message has been edited by beatledork (edited September 02, 2000 at 04:20 PM).]

[Harbidge]

What was that Dork? Which song should we sing it to?

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[bearkat77]

Pat, I make sure Sleepy drops in and sees your parody of "Rain". I thoroughly enjoyed it and I believe she will be laughing her head off.

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[Lovely Rita]

You guys are the greatest! I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time. I guess I will have to try to think of some parodies!
-Lovely Rita

[lennon-mccartney]

Imagine there's no burgers,
There's nothing left to fry,
No McDonalds or Burger king,
And now there's only pie.
Imagine all the people, wondering what's gone wrong.

Imagine there's no cornflakes.
It's so hard to do.
Nothing for snacks or breakfast,
Nothing for dinner too.
Imagine all the people, wondering where it's gone.

You may say that I'm cream fan,
But I'm not the only one,
I want some cake and doughnut,
Then the world can carry on.

Imagine no spaghetti,
Not even in a can,
Now we're suffering from hunger,
A buttered bun with ham.
Imagine all the people, sharing all the food, you-who-ooh-ohh.

You may say that I'm a cream fan,
But I'm not the only one,
I want some cake and doughnut,
Then the world can carry on.

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[SleepyHead]

Too too funny! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

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[Lovely Rita]

Colin.....you're the greatest....that's all I have to say!http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

[bearkat77]

LenMac, a beautiful parody of my all-time favorite song. Keep up the fun work.

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[lennon-mccartney]

Brilliant! Dark, but brilliant!
GiggleGiggleGiggle! I don't giggle, ok.

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[pat]

Len-mac, you did it again! My tummy hurts from giggling! I feel like a maharishi!!!!!
(dont be silly, said little Nicola, where would you get a maharishi this time of night!)
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.
www.beatlesireland.com

[pat]

Ode to a persistant lover!

Who knows how long you've bugged me,
you know you bug me still,
Will you please just go away now,
or I may be forced to kill.

For if I ever see you,
I might just act unkind,
And I might say things you wont like,
And you know, I just dont mind.

Hate you forever and forever,
though we have only met,
All of my freinds think that you are crazy,
But I just think you're wet!

And if you ever leave me,
that day cant come too quick,
cant you take a gentle hint dear,
why stick to me just like lint dear?
Even if I put in print dear,
that you really make me sick,
make me sick.

doodoodoodoodoo doo doo doodoo, doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoooooo


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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.
www.beatlesireland.com

[Elementary Penguin]

Here's one I just wrote for our esteemed hosts. To the tune of Sexy Sadie.

Brett and Jerry, what have you done?
You made this site for everyone,
Beatle links for everyone.
Brett and Jerry, oh what have you done?

Brett and Jerry, you built this site.
You gave us links for all to see,
Beatle links for all to see.
Brett and Jerry, oh you built this site.

The internet has so many Beatles pages,
you give us links to most of them.
Beatlelinks net the greatest site of all.

Brett and Jerry, how did you know.
We fans were waiting just for you,
We fans were waiting just for you.
Brett and Jerry, oh how did you know.

Brett and Jerry, you'll get yours yet.
Best of the web will come to you,
Best of the web will come to you.
Brett and Jerry, oh you'll get yours yet.

You give us forums we use to discuss the Beatles.
A meeting place that's for us fans.
Beatlelinks net the greatest site of all.

[Paul_McCartney2002]

I think the best beatles parady is the rutals, Eric Idle is soooooo funny

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[BEATLEDORK]

did u write that for me pat?


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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[Harbidge]

Beatledork, perhaps if it were called, 'Ode to a persistant pratt who has obviously escaped from a mental hospital'

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[lennon-mccartney]

Fight!!!!!!!!!!

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[lennon-mccartney]

For The Benefit Of Beatledork.


For the benefit of Beatledork,
We think it's best if you don't talk, shut your face.
All the members will be here, clapping hands, they'll laugh and cheer, you're such a disgrace.
Over months and weeks, days and hours,
At last we've all had enough of you.
In this way Mr 'J' will block off your name.

The celebrated Mr 'J' performs his feat every day, at beatlelinks.
All the members have read your posts,
And Mr 'J' proudly boasts "don't do it again!"
Misters 'J' and 'B' assures the members,
their web-site will be second to none.
And of course 'Jerry The Force' will block off your name.

You act as if you're only six,
Think you're loved by all the chicks, but you're wrong.
And Mr 'J' will enjoy, he'll find your name, and then destroy, and we'll chant this song.
Having been some weeks in desperation,
a hilarious time is guaranteed for all.
When at last Mr 'J' blocks off your name.

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[PennyLane]

HA HA - IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!

Never before have I actually laughed out loud at a post before. Thanks for changing that, LenMc. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif

[Harbidge]

So funny! So true!

LenMc wins all the awards for this.

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[bearkat77]

LenMac, if I had a Grammy for songwriting, I'd definitely hand it to you.

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[Paul_McCartney2002]

This is something I had to write for chemistry class it's to the tune And Your Bird Can Sing

You tell me that you got
everything you need to be an atom
your an element, and you got no charge

And in side of your nucleus you have got protons
and some neutrons too, some neutrons too

flying on the outside at the speed of light
you have got electrons = to all the protons

If you lose electrons your a cation,
but if you gain electrons anion, anion!

If a cation and an anion come togther to bond, it's a compound, a compound!

well that's it.

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[This message has been edited by Paul_McCartney2002 (edited September 23, 2000 at 01:20 PM).]

[littlechild]

im crying i really am its very funny all of them very funny!

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long long long long time ago, before the wind,before the snow, lived a man,lived a man i know, lived a man named sir pshyco!!!

johnny b.

[pat]

This is genuinely sung here in Dublin (there is a beautiful square here named St. Stephens Green) and a 'jacks' is the Irish equivelant of 'The John'

'We all live on bread and margarine, bread and margarine, in a jacks in Stephens Green'


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and in the end........
Love & Hugs.
http://www.beatlesireland.com

[Harbidge]

Here's something I knocked up today during school. It's in the tune of, 'Lady Madonna'...

Lady Gadiva
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Lady Gadiva, streaking down the street,
Watch her waving to the people that she meets.
Who would believe it, she has nothing on,
But just when you start to stare, she has gone.

Friday morn she’s getting rather chilly,
Sunday morn she’s getting rather numb.
Monday night she’s turned into an ice cube.
She’s having fun.

Lady Gadiva, sitting on the mare,
People looking at her flesh but she don’t care.

Tuesday afternoon and she is sweaty,
Wednesday comes, she’s got an aching bum.
Thursday night her stories in a tabloid,
She’s having fun.

Lady Gadiva, streaking down the street,
Watch her waving to the people that she meets.

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[This message has been edited by Harbidge (edited September 19, 2000 at 10:07 AM).]

[SleepyHead]

LMAO!! These are all great!

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[Harbidge]

Nowhere Gland
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It's a real nowhere gland,
Living in it's nowhere land,
Living in between the legs of that man who's very shy.

People laugh when he gets it out,
They just laugh or scream and shout,
Things that small should not be gotten out in public view.

Nowhere gland, please hurry,
I've just brought home a curry,
Nowhere gland, the success of tonight lays in your hands.

Pulled a bird he took her back,
Didn't confess the size he lacked,
Hoped she wouldn't guess or else she'd pack her bags and leave.

Nowhere gland please listen,
You don't know what he's missing,
Nowhere gland, the success of tonight lays in your hands.

When he finally got it out,
She began to fall about,
Laughing at the small pathetic amount that's in his pants.

Nowhere gland please hurry,
He's just eaten a curry,
Nowhere gland, the success of tonight laid in your hands,

It's a real nowhere gland,
Living in it's nowhere land,
Living in between the legs of that man who's very shy.

Living in between the legs of that man who's very shy.

Living in between the legs of that man who's very shy.



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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://crash.to/paulisdead), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[lennon-mccartney]

The alarm bells are definitely ringing.

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[bearkat77]

This is for our dear friend LenMac. (To the tune of "Ticket To Ride".)

I think we're gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
That guy that's driving us mad
Is going away.

He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
And we'll miss him.

He said that leaving us here
Was bringing him down yeah.
The school won't let him be free
To come on around.

He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
And we'll miss him.

This site won't be the same with him gone,
Col's one of a kind,
Nobody can replace him.
The days will surely be cold and long,
He'll be hard to find,
No one here can replace him.

I think we're gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
That guy that's driving us mad
Is going away.

Ahh, he's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
And we'll miss him.

This site won't be the same with him gone,
Col's one of a kind,
Nobody can replace him.
The days will surely be cold and long,
He'll be hard to find,
No one here can replace him.

He said that leaving us here
Was bringing him down yeah.
The school won't let him be free
To come on around.

Ahh, he's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
He's gotta go back to school,
And we'll miss him.

Col's leaving for school, Col's leaving for school,
Col's leaving for school, Col's leaving for school,
Col's leaving for school...

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[lennon-mccartney]

Hehe, I'm touched http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif Not often.....only when I'm lucky.
That was cool, Kat-man!!!!! I'll be around, I've sorted a few things out which will enable me to be around, so, it's cool.

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[Beatle Baby *14*]

your a schoool boy?

how pleasant!!http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/tongue.gif

i feel your pain,col!

i too go to school.

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LILLY
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[lennon-mccartney]

University http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif
Finished high school at 15.

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[BEATLEDORK]

so your a wise guy, eh?
im going to graduate some day too like next year hopefully.

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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[BEATLEDORK]

harb, you disgust me!!! lol

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JOHN LENNON LIVES!!!
he is my JESUS CHRIST!!!
---Joko ono

[Paul_McCartney2002]

Nothing wrong with still being in school. Better to finish school then to not finish school. Because as we al know knolige is power!

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[bearkat77]

If you are smart, stay in school. You'd be surprised at what you can learn. Never stop learning, for life is a classroom.

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[bearkat77]

Here's another topic that we may have forgotten. There really are some good parodies here.

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[Harbidge]

True. I'll have to think of another.

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Did Paul McCartney die in a car crash on November 2nd, 1966? Visit Paul is Dead - The Conclusive Evidence (http://www.paulisdead.net), read the clues and decide for yourself.

[bearkat77]

Here's one for fun:

Nintendo 64 (to the tune of When I'm Sixty Four)

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
I will still be playing to past my time.
having fun drinking bottle of wine
If I'd been up till quarter to three
and locking my door
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could play with you

I could be handy, playing a game
When the light have gone
You can draw the Yoshi by the fireside
Sunday mornings playing all day..
Super Mario and lots of game..
I could play for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

Every summer I can rent a cartridge
For many days and nights, if it's not too old
It's not a dream to play
your Grandchildren's game like
Super Mario

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating your game review
Indicate precisely how to save my day
I query you to give away
Give me your answer,
and hints for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

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R+J (sung to the tune of PENNY LANE)

Verona Beach there is a slacker named Romeo
He's all depressed and then he goes into a slag
Where Mercutio, dressed in drag
Is a dancing fag

Juliet is at the house cuz she's a Capulet
Then they meet at the big aquarium scene
But then Tybalt starts to vent his spleen
He is really mean -- really mean

R+J is in my ears and in my eyes
Baz has made a new cult epic
Using Hollywood's hot young

But in Verona things are starting to really suck
Though Romeo and Juliet did fall in love
Their families have no love
They must go above

So Juliet goes to the priest who is a potash freak
And he tells her she must pretend to die
Meanwhile Romeo has been forced to fly
He made Tybalt die -- that's no lie

R+J is in my ears and in my eyes
Baz has made a new cult epic
Using Hollywood's hot young

But Romeo comes back and sees the corpse of Juliet
And he decides to take his own life in vain
Then Juliets eyes start to rain
She's in so much pain -- kills herself again

R+J is in my ears and in my eyes
Baz has made a new cult epic
Using Hollywood's hot young (REPEAT TILL FADE)

[Harbidge]

yes, we've all been to that webpage kat@nwm. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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This week, 'Wingspan' is at No. 5 in the UK Album charts.

[bearkat77]

We had neglected this topic, so I thought I'd bring it back up and post one I found. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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[octopus's garden]

this was actually written by paul, i think?

Scrambled Eggs (Yesterday)

Scrambled Eggs
Have an omelet with some muenster cheese.
Put your dishes in the wash bin please
So I can clean the scrambled eggs.

Join me, do
There are lots of eggs for me and you
I've got ham and cheese and bacon too
So go get two and join me, do.

Fried or sunny-side
Just aren't right. The mix-bowl begs.
Quick - go get a pan
And we'll scram-ble up some eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

Scrambled eggs
Good for breakfast, dinnertime or brunch
Don't buy six or twelve - buy a bunch
And we'll have lunch
On scrambled eggs.


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[Eleanor_rigby]

I'm glad you brought it back...these are all so good!
Here's mine....it came about at the beginning of my new found obssession!
http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/rocknroll.gif

Can't Get Enough Of
My Beatles.....
(Eight Days a Week)


Oooh, I need my Beatles
You all know it's true
Can't get tired of Beatles
Always something new


Jo-hn, Pa-ul, Geo-rge, Rin-go


Can't get enough of my Beatles
Eight days a week


Love you every day boys
Always on my mind
One thing I can say boys
Love you all the time


Jo-hn, Pa-ul, Geo-rge, Rin-go


Can't get enough of my Beatles
Eight days a week


Eight days a week
I looooove them
Eight days a week
Is not enough to feed my craze


Oooh, I need my Beatles
You all know it's true
Can't get tired of Beatles
Always somthing new


Jo-hn, Pa-ul, Geo-rge, Rin-go


Can't get enough of my Beatles
Eight days a week


Eight days a week
I looooove you
Eight days a week
Is not enough to feed my craze


Love you every day boys
Always on my mind
One thing I can say boys
Love you all the time


Jo-hn, Pa-ul, Geo-rge, Rin-go


Can't get enough of my Beatles


Eight days a week
Eight days a week
Eight days a week


Yeah!


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By octopus's garden:
this was actually written by paul, i think?

Scrambled Eggs (Yesterday)

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Yeah, Scrambled Eggs was the provisional title for Yesterday, though the parody you listed was done by someone else with a bit of time on their hands. Paul's version began: "Scrambled eggs, Oh you've got such lovely legs"... and so on.

[Catswalk]

I didn't make this up. It was found on the internet. You guys probably have seen this before. But, for those of you that haven't, it will make you laugh (or at least roll your eyes.) http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/rolleyes.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/rolleyes.gif

This was David Letterman's Top Ten List when he moved the show to the Ed Sullivan Theatre:

Top 10 Signs The Beatles May Be Here Tonight

10. Giant Yellow Submarine parked in front of theatre

9. Street vendors selling Ringo dogs

8. They were supposed to be on last night but, we ran out of time.

7. The entire theatre smells like Liverpool

6. Pete Best spotted in the standby ticket line

5. Saw Dan Rather outside waving his autograph book

4. Late last night Ringo's hairpiece arrived at JRK

3. Letterman spent his day warming up for post-show jam session

2. Yoko Ono spotted outside theatre holding lead pipe

1. Hell has just frozen over.


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[Catswalk]

I found this on the internet too.

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Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
There's a deadline hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly

I - pushed - something wrong
What it was, I could not say

Now - all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was here to stay
Now I believe, in yesterday


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[octopus's garden]

where did you get those?

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[lennonlives]

i love the eight days a week one, elenor rigby! i have one that me and two other friends came up with. its not to the tune of a Beatles song, but its about them. you probably have seen this before, but im postin it anyway.

The Beatles Go Marching
(to the tune of the ants go marching)

1-Ringo stops to beat on his drum
2-John stops to say 'goo goo goo joob'
3-George stops to be as cute as can be
4-Paul stops to play on the shore
5-Ringo stops to take a dive
6-John stops to take Ringos drum sticks
7-George stops to ponder heaven
8-Paul stops to go on a date
9-Ringo stops to keep the time
10-John stops because he can
11-George stops again to ponder heaven
12-Paul stops to "die"
13-they all go back to 1 to get away from the screaming teens.

and they all go singing
in
the studio
to make
a recording


so there it is. it is on another subject thingie, but i put it here anyway.


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[Catswalk]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By octopus's garden:
where did you get those?
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I am sorry to say that I don't remember. I found those about 2 years ago when I first got my computer and knew nothing about the internet or computers. I do remember that I ran across them by accident. There's probably many more things like that out there that we don't even know about.

Glad that you liked them. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/cat.gif

Catswalk

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[This Message Has Been Edited By Catswalk On May 31, 2001 10:22 PM]

http://www.geocities.com/WallStreet/4240/Beatles-Parodies.html

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[Catswalk]

Wow, Nowhere Man, or should I call you "His Royal Highness"? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

Thanks so much for that link. I will add it to my forever breeding bookmarks. That reminds me.........I have another one that I can post.

Question: Do you drink a lot of http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/coffee.gif or something? How can you be on this site so much? You are just hilarious! I LOL at your posts. Don't your http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/eyebrows.gif ever get tired?
Love, Catswalk

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[Catswalk]

I admit some of these are stupid. You just have to "go with it". ---------Catswalk

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So, you think you may be just a little too crazy over The Beatles? That you've visited one too many Beatlefests? Or maybe that you just have a tad too much Beatles on the brain?

Well, take this little Beatles Obsessive Quiz to see if you're just a tiny bit too Beatle frantic.

1. When you wake up in the morning the first thing you see is a Beatles picture?

2. After having been hit on the head with a heavy object, do you see little Beatle birds fly around your head?

3. Do you own every Beatle record ever made, even the Christmas albums?

4. When you look at a person's face, can you pick out their Beatle features, such as a Ringo nose, or Paul McCartney eyelashes?

5. Do you scream frantically when you hear them on the radio?

6. Do you scream frantically when you see The Beatles on TV?

7. Do you know all the serial numbers from their albums/CDs, and even the bootlegs?

8. Can you name their songs by the very first note when they are played on the radio?

9. When someone mentions The Beatles, does everyone stop and look at you?

10. When the Anthologies came out, did you camp outside the music store?

11. Are your kids named after The Beatles?

12. Are all your bookmarks on the internet Beatle related?

13. Do you sing Beatle songs in a Liverpudlian accent?

14. Do you sing Beatle songs in the shower, at the office, in your car, in shopping malls, etc.?

15. Did you miss your wedding, honeymoon, birth of your baby, or a date to watch The Beatles Anthology on TV?

16. Does your Christmas list have the word "Beatle" in front of every item?

17. When doing any type of activity, is there Beatle music in the background?

18. Will your tombstone read "Beatles Forever!"?

19. Have you seen every Beatle movie or Beatle related movie ever made?

20. Do you own a dog named Martha?

21. Is it your life long dream to marry a Beatle look-a-like?

22. Have you cut your hair so you can look like a Beatle?

23. Do you have a Beatle wig?

24. Does your closet mainly consist of Beatle T-shirts and ties?

25. Do your family albums look more like Beatle scrapbooks?

26. Instead of the "Wedding March" being played for the bride at your wedding, you had them play "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" or "Two of Us"?

27. Do you celebrate all of the Beatle birthdays, including the manager, producer, their wives, sons, daughters, and even their dogs?

28. When you go out to clubs, do you carry your own assortment of Beatle music in case the DJ would run out of stuff to play?

29. Does your car license plate say "LUVBEATLS"?

30. Do you have all the scripts of their movies memorized?

31. Are you still writing Ringo in for president when you vote?

32. Do you have a bumper sticker that reads, "Turn Left At Greenland"?

33. Was your child's first word, "Beatles"?

34. Do you feel that in your house there just isn't enough space for your Beatle memorabilia?

35. Is your lucky charm a lock of Beatle hair from 1964?

36. Did you think that the file type "jpg" stood for John, Paul, and George?

37. Do you go to sleep with the sounds of "Goodnight" and wake up to the sounds of "Good Morning, Good Morning"?

38. When you won an award to put on the wall in your office, did you leave it sitting on the floor because you couldn't part with all your Beatles posters and pictures?

39. Do you adopt the English slang and use it in everyday conversations hoping that it becomes the new craze again?

40. When a lyric from one of the Beatles songs comes up in conversation, do you sing the rest of the song out loud?

41. Are the only things, that you can draw well are cartoons of The Beatles, the Yellow Submarine, and an Apple?

42. Do you dress like a Beatle, i.e., four rings on each hand, and an ID bracelet on your left hand, a hat like John Lennon's from 1964, and Ringo boots?

43. Did you spend your life savings on a pilgrimage to England, a house with three of your friends that looked like the house in HELP!, and a piece of sacred memorabilia touched by a Beatle?

44. When in a debate, do you refer to the lyrics of a Beatles song for facts or a quote from a Beatle?

45. Do you want your last words to be "And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make"?

46. When you go into a chat room, is your first question "Who loves The Beatles?"

47. If someone says that they do, do you only communicate with them?

48. Do you find that all of your friends love the Beatles as well?

49. Did you take up yoga, go to India, and take lessons on the sitar?

50. If asked, could you do a monologue of one of The Beatles movies?

51. Did you paint your VW Beetle like a scene in Yellow Submarine?

52. Did you read "Anatomy of a Murder" just because it was in AHDN?

53. Have your neighbors nicknamed you, "That weirdo Beatle freak that lives down the lane?

54. Do you own a Beatles woven throw of "Sgt. Pepper" or "With The Beatles" and sleep with it every night?

55. Did you weave your own Beatles woven throw because you didn't like the album covers that were available?

56. Do you get mad every time another singer breaks The Beatles world records in the music entertainment industry?

57. Have you ever started screaming at the TV when someone gets a question about The Beatles wrong on Jeopardy?

58. Do you call every radio station in your area to make sure they play a Beatles song at least once a day...or twice...or more?

59. Do all of your dreams at night consist of The Beatles?

60. When on vacation, will you only go to places The Beatles once stayed and visited?

61. Did you teach your parakeet to sing Beatle songs?

62. Do people hate to come over to your house because your movie collection only consists of Beatle movies?

63. Are people finding it harder and harder to buy you gifts because you own almost everything that has ever been produced in Beatles merchandise?

64. Did you mod podge your palm pilot or computer with Beatle pictures?

65. As an unusual and I add, disgusting, talent you have is you can burp all The Beatles songs, front and backward?

66. Do people make you a Beatle birthday cake every year?

67. Was the first web page you ever made about The Beatles?

68. Do you wish your favorite talk show hosts would have Paul, George, and Ringo on more often?




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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Catswalk:
Wow, Nowhere Man, or should I call you "His Royal Highness"? http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

Thanks so much for that link. I will add it to my forever breeding bookmarks. That reminds me.........I have another one that I can post.

Question: Do you drink a lot of http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/coffee.gif or something? How can you be on this site so much? You are just hilarious! I LOL at your posts. Don't your http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/eyebrows.gif ever get tired?
Love, Catswalk

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You're welcome, Catswalk, you can call me whenever you like. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/eyebrows.gif
I don't drink coffee at all actually, I don't like it... I'm on here a lot as most of my research for Uni (assignments/thesis etc) are online-based, so I'll have one browser open with Beatlelinks and another with the database my Uni provides so I can effectively http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/dead3.gif two birds with one stone.
And no, I never get tired. I can whoop the Energiser Bunny's ass. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/spank.gif Or the back of his head at least.

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[This Message Has Been Edited By Nowhere Man On June 01, 2001 08:42 PM]

[PM]

To come back to the topic in question.......

Leprosy... bits and pieces falling off of me,
and my legs are gone below the knee, oh I believe its leprosy,

Suddenly..... All my fingers they are leaving me.. and my nose is half it used to be.. Oh damn and blast this leprosy

Why they had to go all my toes, they couldnt stay, now it wont be long till my tongue is is all the wayayayay, Leprosy, bits and pieces falling off of me, and I wish that they were here to stay, my body parts, not leprosy, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm leprosy.

Sick I know, but thats Dublin humour for you, I cant (or wont) take credit for this one!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/clap.gif

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[bearkat77]

Nice one, Pat. Sick, but nice.

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page (http://bearkat77.www9.50megs.com)

How very... Irish.

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[bearkat77]

I see nothing wrong with being Irish.

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Bearkat77's Beatlemaniac Page (http://bearkat77.www9.50megs.com)

How much were you paid to say that?

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[bearkat77]

FYI, I am part-Irish. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/tongue1.gif

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[SF4-EVER]

I'm part-Irish too.

Getting back to topic, I found this parody of "Penny Lane" that I'd written in high school. That was a while ago (maybe not that long ago, I'm only 31), and I cringe when I look at it now. I can't believe I brought this to a poetry class! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/blush2.gif My poems really are much better now... Still, Bearkat77 did ask to see it.... it's about the subdivision where I lived when I was in high school.

"Oak Meadows"

Oak Meadows, there's a girl showing photographs
Of every place she's had the pleasure to go.
She's so friendly, all the people that she knows
Would stop to say hello.
In the center lives a privileged adolesent,
Unconventional, she talks and they will stare.
And this junior never seems to care
If it's pouring rain,
Very strange.

Oak Meadows is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies,
I sit and meanwhile back in

Oak Meadows, by this junior lives a sophomore,
There are pictures of him all over the yearbook.
She would like to give him a second look,
But he has been hooked.

Oak Meadows is in my ears and in my eyes,
Very calm, with no surprise
I sit, and meanwhile

At the corner walks a pretty well-known sophomore,
Who will always tell you to "Have a nice day."
Do you think she'd be in a play?
She is anyway.

Oak Meadows, the junior is talking to the sophomore,
They get off the bus and tell how their day has been
As they hurry home from the pouring rain,
Very strange.

Oak Meadows is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
Oak Meadows is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the blue suburban skies.
Oak Meadows!

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[bearkat77]

Not bad, SF4-EVER. It is really quite good, pertaining about a day in your life. (Pun intended http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif )

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[SF4-EVER]

Thanks!

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[Nowheregirl]

Happy cat (I want to hold your hand, Lennon / McCartney) Parody

I’ve just seen this mouse,
Stay quiet where you stood.
When I see such mouse,
I guess I’ve found some food,
I know I’ve found some food,
I’m sure I’ve found some food.

Oh, I love this mouse,
And all her children too.
Yes, I’ll get this mouse,
You know, my love is true,
You know, my love is true,
You know, my love is true.

And when I see it, I feel hungry inside,
It’s such a mouse that may cause
Appetite, appetite, appetite!

I’ve never seen such mouse,
It is so tastily fat.
What a great, extraordinary mouse,
I am a happy cat,
I am a happy cat,
I am a happy cat!

And when I eat it, I feel dizzy in head,
It’s such a feeling! I am full,
I am fed, I am fed, I am fed!

I’ve never seen such mouse,
It is so tastily fat.
What a great, extraordinary mouse,
I am a happy cat,
I am a happy cat,
I am a happy cat!

08.2005

[lennonluvr9]

I think I wrote down a parody once, but now I cant remember what it was!

[Frightwolf]

I Got parodies in the Paperback Writers Board in the link on my sig, but you'd have to be more aware of the going ons there to understand them :(

Maybe I'll make one soon here, who knows -- they're really fun =)