beatlelover45223
Jun 04, 2003, 05:59 PM
sorry about the forward marks, but cute
PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS SENT A FAX TO HIS WIFE. IT READ:
> > > > >
> > > > >Dear Wife:
> > > > >
> > > > >You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
> > > > >certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
> > > > >I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely
> > > > >hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that,
> > > > >by the time you receive this FAX, I will be at the
> > > > >Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant.
> > > > >I'll be home beforemidnight.
> > > > >
> > > > >Your Husband.
> > > > >
> > > > >When he arrived at the hotel, there was a FAX waiting for him
> which
> > > read
> > > > as
> > > > >follows:
> > > > >
> > > > >Dear Husband:
> > > > >
> > > > >You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive
> > > > >this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18
> > > > >year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician
> > > > >that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
> > > > >18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18,
> > > > >so don't wait up.
> > > > >
> > > > >Your Wife.
PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS SENT A FAX TO HIS WIFE. IT READ:
> > > > >
> > > > >Dear Wife:
> > > > >
> > > > >You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
> > > > >certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
> > > > >I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely
> > > > >hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that,
> > > > >by the time you receive this FAX, I will be at the
> > > > >Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant.
> > > > >I'll be home beforemidnight.
> > > > >
> > > > >Your Husband.
> > > > >
> > > > >When he arrived at the hotel, there was a FAX waiting for him
> which
> > > read
> > > > as
> > > > >follows:
> > > > >
> > > > >Dear Husband:
> > > > >
> > > > >You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive
> > > > >this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18
> > > > >year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician
> > > > >that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
> > > > >18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18,
> > > > >so don't wait up.
> > > > >
> > > > >Your Wife.