Weird Poem I Wrote

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I wrote a weird poem called "Johnny Redd." It is copyrighted so you can't take it (not that anyone would want to).

Johnny Redd ate stale bread everyday of his life
It angered his children, it angered his parents, but mostly it angered his wife
One night Johnny Redd ate stale bread
The next morning he was found dead
Nobody knows who took his life
Except the killer, Johnny Redd's wife.

I told you it was weird!

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"Say you don't love him, my salamander"--
Paul McCartney, "Getting Closer"

[Drumhead15]

have you ever read John's poetry? I'm seeing some similarities here....

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other girls were never quite like this....

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Yeah, I love John's stuff, because it makes no sense. If John had written my poem, it'd be something like:
Johnny Redd ate state bread evely dabe of has lite
It argered hes cheldreen, it argreed hos pernts, bot motely it abgerred has wije
One nide Joggy Rebb ade state breb,
the ned morting, he wos fund deld
Nohody knojs who toke hus lice, exbect the kelter, Jobby Repp's wite

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"Say you don't love him, my salamander"--
Paul McCartney, "Getting Closer"

[This Message Has Been Edited By bandontherun On March 22, 2002 06:57 PM]

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Wow, even I don't get it and I wrote ithttp://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/smile1.gif

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"Say you don't love him, my salamander"--
Paul McCartney, "Getting Closer"

[Drumhead15]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By bandontherun:
Yeah, I love John's stuff, because it makes no sense. If John had written my poem, it'd be something like:
Johnny Redd ate state bread evely dabe of has lite
It argered hes cheldreen, it argreed hos pernts, bot motely it abgerred has wije
One nide Joggy Rebb ade state breb,
the ned morting, he wos fund deld
Nohody knojs who toke hus lice, exbect the kelter, Jobby Repp's wite

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yeah, I think it would be something along those lines....

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other girls were never quite like this....