Snotty Gorillachunks

[HMVNipper]

A friend of mine passed this along. I do not normally forward stuff like this, but I laughed like crazy and thought you guys would like it too...so, tell us your names!

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This is pretty funny. Everyone should try it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = tercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Bill Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.



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[alliesun]

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif that is so funny! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif just call me Chim-Chim Chickenlips http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif

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[alliesun]

oh my, the dreaded double post!

[This Message Has Been Edited By alliesun On March 12, 2002 05:09 PM]

[darkhorse]

My pleasure. I am Chim-Chim Burgerhead. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

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Stay ever in your company" ~ George 1981

[Tim]

Pinky Gizzardchunks,here....http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

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[Lynner]

My new moniker is Zippy Gigglestushie!

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I got loopy diaper pants.

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"A working class hero is something to be."
-John Lennon

[HeyBeatle]

I'm dorkey gizzardkisser! hehe!

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" No I'm a mocker."

[shyGirl]

Crusty Diapershorts http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/dork1.gif

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Song of the moment-Jet
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[Drumhead15]

Cheeseball Gizzardchunks http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/barf2.gif

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other girls were never quite like this....

[SF4-EVER]

Zippy Liverbuns.

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Stinky Chickenlips here, howdy.


And Nippy, LOLOLOL @ George W's name!!!!!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

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-George

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Al Gore is Lumpy Burgertush.

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"Only you keep my eyes open wide. Yes it's true, I live for you..."

-George

[HMVNipper]

Just for the record, the Beatles are:

Paul McCartney - Dorkey Gigglesniffer

John Lennon - Cheeseball Girdlechunks

George Harrison - Goober Diaperbuns

Ringo Starr - Zippy Gerbilbuns

I think this is HYSTERICAL, glad so many of you thought so too!



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"O superb! O Manhattan, my own, my peerless! O strongest you in the hour of danger, in crisis! O truer than steel!" -- Walt Whitman

[Amalthea]

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

So fun! (I am Loopy Cutiechunks lol http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif)

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- Paul McCartney, 1982

[This Message Has Been Edited By Amalthea On March 13, 2002 04:43 AM]

[Rellevart]

Meet Zsa-zsa Diapertush! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/rolleyes.gif



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I go back so far, I'm in front of me...

[beatlebangs1964]

This is a SCREAM! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/joker.gif

I'm still laughing about Bush and Clinton's names. Goober for prez? Goober was this yokel dude on Andy Griffith. These are hilarious!

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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[jami]

I'm Pinky Girdlefanny!! Heehe!
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[Cecilia]

I'm Gidget Cootie http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/bouncing2.gif

(my last name only has three letters)

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"Till the flowers stop a-growin', till the ocean's a sea of snow..." Paul McCartney, 1977

[C-Moon]

This is so funny! I'm Zippy Burgertush

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http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/inlove2.gif Love is the answer, and you know that for sure.
Love is a flower, you gotta let it, you gotta let it grow" JL

[biglou114]

Im Picky Burgertushie

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"Oh, and that boy won't be happy till he seen you cry http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/cry4.gif " -This Boy 1964

[Harbidge]

Tercup Diapermouth tis moi.

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[PaulsPrincess]

This is hysterical! My new name is Stinky Girdlebiscuits, heheheh. I really needed a laugh today too, thanks! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/rolling3.gif

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[HMVNipper]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By beatlebangs1964:
This is a SCREAM! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/joker.gif

I'm still laughing about Bush and Clinton's names. Goober for prez? Goober was this yokel dude on Andy Griffith. These are hilarious!

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Yes, dear, but you didn't tell us what YOUR name comes out to be! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink1.gif

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[mindgames]

Zippy Diaperchunks?

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4: John to come up with a light bulb,
Paul to claim half of the light bulb,
George to complain his lights bulbs are never considered,
and Ringo, to actually change the light bulb.

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[beatlebangs1964]

Remember Clifford Claven, that stupid oaf on "Cheers" who was always annoying people with his tired bits of trivia? I remember he used this formula to figure out the name of the next president.

I love "Cheers." That one was a keeper.

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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[ahme623]

i'm loopy liverchunks.http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/blush4.gif

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[BeatleBonJoviFan]

Booger Gizzardnose here.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By beatlebangs1964:
I remember he used this formula to figure out the name of the next president.

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So what was the forumla?


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"Only you keep my eyes open wide. Yes it's true, I live for you..."

-George

[PennyLane]

Falafel Wafflebuns. lol

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I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and hope we pass the audition.

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lookaround.gif Loopy Toilethonker.

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I'm Falafel Chickensprinkles.

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