Big Brother Competition...

[Harbidge]

Here's a game. During the week I'll be posting what happens in the Big Brother house, and every week 2 people are up for eviction and it's up to all of you to vote off the person you want to go. I'll try to keep this going as long as people, but I'm sure that if I ever have to stop then someone will take over: Here's the beginning...

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It's day 1 at the Big Brother house. and everyone is greeting each other. The 6 contestants are:

Peter Johnson - 21 year old who works in a bank. Loves playing guitar and singing although he isn't very good at it.
Joanne Goldsmith - 37 year old who works in a travel agent. Listens to classical music and and a regular reader of Readers Digest.
Eric Simpson - 18 year old vegetarian who's a student. Collects ashtrays and dresses like a goth.
Jonathan Wood - 25 year old who is unemployed. Favourite hobby is renovating classic cars and selling them on.
Jamie Clarke - 52 years old and works in a supermarket. Dreams of becoming a famous actor at Hollywood.
Claire Smith - 23 year old who works at a massage parlour. Collects antique dolls and loves singing along to Barbara Streisland songs.

Settling into the house, the group decide to play a game where they have to give two statements about themselves, one true and one false. It's during this time that we find out that Jamie used to be a member of Oasis, but few are reluctant to believe him. During the shopping list writeup, Eric is offended that nobody wants to spend any money on any artichoke and refuses to settle with cabbage and brocolli. They spend £50 of the £100 on cheap alcohol, which they intend to drink on Claire's birthday which is on the 7th March. The rest is spent on eggs, flour and dodgy cucumbers. Throughout the afternoon, Peter strains his eyesight trying desperately to see through the 1 way mirror while Eric paints himself white. Jonathan tells the others about his latest car that he's doing up to sell.

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[Harbidge]

Day 2

It's 11am, and the first person to wake up is Claire. As she starts breakfast she hums several Streisland songs to her, which ultimately wake up the others. Eric is the last person to wake up though and stumbles out as the other are eating their breakfast omlettes. It seems though that the white paint he painted himself with yesterday was off, and now he's a dough-colour, and so spends the rest of the day in the shower trying to scrub it all off. Peter gets his guitar out and asks the others for help with the song he's writing. Called "Bee Heman Wrapsbody", people are convined that it sounds like a knock-off of "Wonderful Christmasstime" by Paul McCartney. For dinner they have their dinner omlettes. and through the afternoon Joanne pretends she's a journalist for Readers Digest, and so stalks Eric, who is still in the shower. Claire manages to make everyone feign deafness while asking what their favourite Barbara Streisland songs are.

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[Harbidge]

Day 3

It's Claires birthday, and so today has been spent celebrating. On the first day, £50 was spent on alcohol. By 1pm, over three quarters of it had gone. The contestants realise that they should have spent more on food because it's omlettes again for dinner, and not very big ones. Eric finally decides to re-emerge from the bathroom after a solid 24 hours of scrubbing. When he comes out he's a deep shade of scarlet.
The afternoon is spent writing a birthday song for Claire which sounds uncannily like 'Fire' by Arthur Brown.
After a booze-fueled evening which none will remember the next day, Claire ends up naked and tied to the chicken coop, while Peter admits his undying love for Jonathan.

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[Harbidge]

Day 4

It's hangover time. All 70 bottles of cheap plonk that were bought for last nights party were consumed, and everyone decides that the day should be spent very quietly in bed. Peter suggested they write a song about the experience, but was threatened with the guitar shoved up a very intimate area, so he decided to retire gracefully.
Two good things came out of this though. The food remaining was preserved for tomorrow, and Claire did not hum a single Streisland number!

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[Harbidge]

Day 5

Jamie wakes up first at 10am and prepares breakfast for the others. Omlettes. After a long and slow meal, the group sit around talking about the greatest adventures of their lives. Joanne amazes everyone when she tells her tale of how she once dropped her trousers and mooned through the window of a Christian bookshop, while Peter complains about he wrote all of the Rolling Stones hit, but Mick Jagger stole them. It's an early night tonight because Eric said that he needs room to be able to fully air his pale skin, so he barracades everyone into their bedroons while he prances around naked.

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[**DONOTDELETE**]

Sorry if this seems kinda rude but I don't get it at all; what are we supposed to do?

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[Harbidge]

Sorry, this turned out to be one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" kind of thing.

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[Jerry]

Day 6

Some dude named Harbidge shows up and asks if anybody has a spare copy of either the butcher album or Introducing The Beatles. Claire races to her room and miraculously returns with a near mint copy of both....still shrink wrapped. Harbidge drops to one knee and professes his undying love to the albums and then Claire...in that order. She smiles and then reveals to everyone in the house that she's actually a man, which doesn't seem to faze Harbidge at all.

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[Harbidge]

Day 7

A naked man is found in the Big Brother garden running around and screaming like a banshee. Eric is convinced that it's bigfoot and refuses to leave the bedroom because of the smell. Jamie however is braver and goes outside to attack the unknown beast. After clubbing itunconscious with Peter's guitar, he discovers that it's actually a primative from Encino.

Big Brother officials have now captured the beast and are performing various experiments on it which involve bananas and plated car accessories.

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[b]Day 6

Some dude named Harbidge shows up and asks if anybody has a spare copy of either the butcher album or Introducing The Beatles. Claire races to her room and miraculously returns with a near mint copy of both....still shrink wrapped. Harbidge drops to one knee and professes his undying love to the albums and then Claire...in that order. She smiles and then reveals to everyone in the house that she's actually a man, which doesn't seem to faze Harbidge at all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[**DONOTDELETE**]

I'll vote off Claire just so Harb doesn't get them albums.

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[Harbidge]

I'll vote off the naked Encino chap as he's scaring away the kiddies.

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