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MalEvans

Oct 10, 2001, 11:47 AM

So Bin Laden calls Bush on the phone.

He says: "George, I've just had the greatest dream. I dreamt I was flying over the US and every building in America had a banner flying over it that says 'WE LOVE OSAMA'!

George says: "Wow that's funny, 'cause I just had a dream myself. I dreamt I was flying over Afghanistan and it was all rebuilt with all modern builings and technological advances. And every building in Afghanistan had a banner flying over it, too."

Bin Laden: "Really? What did the banners say?"

Bush: "I don't know. I don't read Hebrew!"

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Amalthea

Oct 10, 2001, 01:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>Quote:<HR>Originally Posted By MalEvans:
Bush: "I don't know. I don't read Hebrew!"
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http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE>Quote:<HR>Originally posted by HMVNipper:
Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
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That would be a lesson...http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lips3.gif lol

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[This Message Has Been Edited By Amalthea On October 10, 2001 01:08 PM]

SF4-EVER

Oct 10, 2001, 03:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>Quote:<HR>Originally Posted By HMVNipper:
Yup, saw that one yesterday too...it's a good one! Here's another...

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Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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Yes, I love it!

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Oct 10, 2001, 05:46 PM

Pictures speak a thousand words.

http://www.tupics.com/members/woodpecker2k/jihad.jpg

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HMVNipper

Oct 10, 2001, 06:24 PM

LOVE IT, Boris!!! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

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**DONOTDELETE**

Oct 10, 2001, 08:18 PM

Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic because he wants to know what day he'll die.

The psychic says, "You will die on an American holiday."

SO he says, "Oh really? Which one?!"

The psychic says, "It doesn't matter, whatever day you die will be an American Holiday."

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Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

HMVNipper

Oct 11, 2001, 12:43 AM

Yup, saw that one yesterday too...it's a good one! Here's another...

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Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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Rooftop Sessions - The Finest In Beatles-Related Fiction. October 2001 Issue up now! About.com BEST OF THE NET, April 2001! www.rooftopsessions.com (http://www.rooftopsessions.com)

"O superb! O Manhattan, my own, my peerless!/ O strongest you in the hour of danger, in crisis! O truer than steel!" -- Walt Whitman