A limerick...

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who fell head over foot in the gutter
The tropical sun burnt a hole through his bum
And melted his balls to butter.

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[MalEvans]

On the chest of a barmaid from Sayle
Were tatooed all the prices of ale
While on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille.

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

[MalEvans]

There was young Colonel named Bates
Who did a fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.

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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

There was a young maiden from Madras
Who had a most magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink as you'd probably think
It was grey, had long ears and ate grass.


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[alliesun]

"oh there once was a girl from nantucket..."

i have no clue as to what the rest of this one says... no one ever finishes it http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/blush4.gif

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"dance every dance, live your dreams, and above all - learn to love as you've never loved before..."

Probably a good thing. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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