Tongue Twisters

[SleepyHead]

Don't pamper damp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

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[SleepyHead]

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.


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[SleepyHead]

It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!


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[SleepyHead]

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold
sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.


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[SleepyHead]

Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going
to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

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[SleepyHead]

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.


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[bearkat77]

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

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[bearkat77]

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

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[bearkat77]

A Tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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[bearkat77]

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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[bearkat77]

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
Shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

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[Beatle Chick]

Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry

She Sells Sea Shells On The Sea Sore!

With Love From Me To You

Beatle Chick
xxxx

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Baby you can drive my car,
Yes Im gunna be a star!

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[alliesun]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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"dance every dance, live your dreams, and above all - learn to love as you've never loved before..."

[**DONOTDELETE**]

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee pot.

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

[alliesun]

if you like to eat potato chips
and chew pork chops on clipper ships
i suggest that you chew
a few chips and a chop
at skipper zipp's clipper ship chip chop shop

(i love doctor seuss!) http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/wink3.gif

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"dance every dance, live your dreams, and above all - learn to love as you've never loved before..."

Red leather yellow leather copper kettle brittle brattle ska dittely dee ska dittley doo.



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Try to say fast:

Unique New York.

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Six thick thistle sticks.

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Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat...

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One of my favourites (say quickly ten times)...

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart
And they all felt smart together.

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[Lucy in the diamond sky]

I know two in French:

un ver vert va vers un verre vert
and
si six scies scient six cypres,six cent scies scient six cent cypres

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Why in the world are we here?
Surely not to live in pain and fear

[This Message Has Been Edited By Lucy in the diamond sky On October 03, 2001 03:00 AM]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By Lucy in the diamond sky:
I know two in French:
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I think anything in French is a tongue twister. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/wink.gif

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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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[MalEvans]

Bad blood good blood. Bad blood good blood. Bad blood good blood. Bad blood good blood. Bad blood good blood.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate.



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"Limitless, undying love which shines around me like a million suns."

Chop shops stock chops.

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[Amalthea]

It's a translation of an italian one, but it seems to be a tongue twister in english too, I think http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/lookaround.gif

Three Tigers Verus Three Tigers

to be said quickly

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"Because there wasn't any reason left to keep it all inside"
- Paul McCartney 1982

Double bubble gum bubbles double. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Double bubble gum bubbles double. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/bigeyes3.gif

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[SleepyHead]

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

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[SleepyHead]

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

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[SleepyHead]

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

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[SleepyHead]

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

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[SleepyHead]

The boot black bought the black boot back.

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[SleepyHead]

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but
the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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[SleepyHead]

A flea and a fly in flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the flea, "Let us fly."
"Let us flee," said the fly.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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[This Message Has Been Edited By SleepyHead On March 22, 2002 03:15 AM]

[SleepyHead]

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

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[SleepyHead]

To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

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[SleepyHead]

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

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[beatlebangs1964]

The soldier's shoulder shook severely.

Unique New York.

Slugs slithered slowly on slippery slopes.

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Then we will remember things we said today. Yeah.
-- Beatles, 1964

BB1964

[SleepyHead]

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

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[This Message Has Been Edited By SleepyHead On March 22, 2002 03:15 AM]

[SleepyHead]

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.


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