We put the 'spring' in Springfield

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Principal Skinner to Edna Crabapple: "I love you so much that I want to marry you right now!"

Edna gasps.

Skinner: "But instead, I'm leaving town forever."

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Homer: "You wanna play catch, Bart?"

Bart: "Nah."

Homer: "Awww, what kind of son doesn't want to play catch with his own FATHER??"

Abe Simpson: "I'll play catch with ya, son!"

Homer: "Get the hell out of here!"

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Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu
de Beaumarchais.
Apu: [unhappily] That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my
god...[brightens] but okay!


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Lisa: Dad, don't let these application essays throw you. Let's see:
"List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your
life."
Homer: Is "TV Guide" a book?
Lisa: No.
Homer: "Son of Sniglet"?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Katherine Hepburn's "Me"?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Oh, I suck.


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Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma
any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing]
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!
I mean, S-M-A-R-T...


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Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
[Another student tastes the punch and spits it out]
Student: Attention, everyone: the punch has been spiked.
[Everyone gasps]
Don't worry. Your parents have been called and will be here to
pick you up shortly!
[Everyone cheers]


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Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor.
Nerd 1: Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing
we know, it is science.
Nerd 2: And math.
Nerd 3: And the words to every Monty Python routine.
Nerds: [in unison] We are the Knights Who Say...Ni! Ni! [laughter]
Homer: Heh heh...Ni.


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Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study. I'm
going to show you the true meaning of college: we're gonna go
out and par-ty!
Nerd 2: Wait a minute, I'll put on my snow pants.
Nerd 1: Me too.
Nerd 3: Me too.


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Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
Homer: D'oh!


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[alliesun]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By 4thGenFan:
Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma
any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing]
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!
I mean, S-M-A-R-T...


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

definitely one of the best simpsons moments ever!


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And the Halloween one where Homer's in Hell and they're feeding him donuts but he never gets tired of them. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/rolling3.gif

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Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
Marge: No! What if he’s crazy?
Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.

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Marge: I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib and Bart’ll sleep with us until he’s 21.
Marge: Won’t that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don’t have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

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Homer: "Here are your messages: 'You have thirty minutes to move your car.' 'You have ten minutes to move your car.' 'Your car has been impounded.' 'Your car has been crushed into a cube.' 'You have thirty minutes to move your cube.'"



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Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: We have crab juice and Mountain Dew.
Homer: Eeewww. I'll have the crab juice!

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Homer [When the house is on fire]: "When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe, D'oh!"

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Homer: "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join - John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, mmmm... burger."

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Lisa: Bart, why did you take the blame?
Bart: Cause I didn't want you to wreck your life. You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, no matter what anyone says. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.

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Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from the Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

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Billy: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

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Homer: Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are?
Skinner: Well, for one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You would be getting an Albanian.
Homer: You mean all white with pink eyes?



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Homer Jay Simpson: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!


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Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?


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Homer Simpson: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel

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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.


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Moe Szyslak: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.

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Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain sodium benzoate. [Homer looks puzzled.] That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?


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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man: I've have it up to here with your "rules"!
[leaves]


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Barney: Hello, my name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?


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Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

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Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?


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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.


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Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.


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Alien: I bring you love!
Larry: It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
Karl: Break its legs!


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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
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Barney Gumble: I'll never drink again.
Film Festival Presenter: And your prize is a lifetime supply of Duff beer.
Barney Gumble: Hook it to my veins!


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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

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[Homer tries to call the nuclear power plant]
Voice on Phone: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.


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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

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Insurance Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. Gasp! But what else is open at night?
Homer Jay Simpson: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.




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Homer Jay Simpson: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick--
Homer Jay Simpson: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer Jay Simpson: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.


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Homer: Marge what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it Gas? It's gas isn't it?

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Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. Pfft. It's like winning a lottery that rewards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

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TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Homer: Mmm... beer.

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Homer: Marge, its 3a.m. and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.

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Homer: [answering phone] Oh my God someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

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Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact no nog, period. And third, absolutely NO stealing for three months.

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Homer: If anyone asks, Marge, you need 24 hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie's seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.

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Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Chief Wiggum: Oh my God! Someone took a bite from the giant rice crispy square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutaly beaten.

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Homer: If you've been good... pizza. If you've been bad... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good, and the other bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!

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Bart: I'd give anything to go to that.
Homer: I'd sell my first born son.
Bart: HEY!
Homer: You'll do as your told.


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Lisa: Bart, I feel like I'm gonna die!
Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.
Lisa: I meant soon!
Bart: So did I!

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I found a moon rock in my nose!
-- Ralph Wiggum

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Help! She's touching my special area!
-- Ralph panicking when Marge touches his shoulder

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Homer: [excited] Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the
man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran
and we hid in this giant tire, we had.. and my other friend was
already there..
Marge: All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get
some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.
Homer: Woo hoo! [running] Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!


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Bart: Well Dad, here's my report card. I think you'll be pleasantly
surprised.
Homer: [incredulously] A-plus?!? You don't think much of me, do you boy?
Bart: [almost proudly] No sir!
Homer: You know a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.


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Teacher: Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!
Class: [pause their celebration, awaiting the answer]
Teacher: We won!
Class: Yay! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!


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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
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The lottery numbers are read off.

Homer: [holding his lottery ticket]
Radio: Seventeen.
Homer: D'oh!
Radio: Thirty-two.
Homer: D'oh!
Radio: Five.
Homer: D'oh!
Radio: Eight.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Radio: Forty-seven.
Homer: D'oh!

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
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Mr. Burns: Oh, quit cogitating Steinmetz and use an open-faced club, the sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

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Homer: I'm whizzing with the door open, and I love it!

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Pepe: You're the best dad Papa Homer.
Homer: You're the best son Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe.
Homer: Pepe.


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Homer: I've led a good life... I love my wife and children, so why do I have to spend two hours out of my life every week to learn about how I'm going to Hell?
God: Hmm... you've got a point there.

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Chief Wiggum: Awww, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car! Oh and look, a dog driving a bus.

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Chief Wiggum: I noticed your tail light was blinking when you made that left turn.

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Chief Wiggum: Ok folks, back away nothin' to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around.

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Abe Simpson: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones.

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Dr. Nick Riviera: [Holding up a long, jagged instrument] Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... until I jam this down your throat.


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[darkhorse]

The horrible 9/11 facts clearly conspired in favor of the censorship of the episode "The City Of New York vs. Homer Simpson" (4F22, from ninth season), in which Homer had a funny story about the Twin Towers.

In http://simpsons.about.com you'll find more about that... and you can also post your opinions about this decision.

Meanwhile, a quote from that show. When Homer had to wait for his car:

"They expect me to sit here from nine to five? That's how many hours? [Homer
checks his wrist watch] ten, eleven, denominator, er... Where's Lisa when you
need her?!"

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George Harrison, 1970

[This Message Has Been Edited By darkhorse On October 18, 2001 05:40 PM]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By darkhorse:



"They expect me to sit here from nine to five? That's how many hours? [Homer
checks his wrist watch] ten, eleven, denominator, er... Where's Lisa when you
need her?!"

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

I remember that episode and I don't think they should have stopped airing it. That was a good eppy!

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all, I'd be lost if not for you"

Just on that note, if anyone here's seen A.I. - I think if that movie had come out after September 11 it definitely would have been censored. They had NY in ruins for much of it towards the end (quite sure the Twin Towers were among this), and even had the boy fall from a high building down into the water below (everything was flooded by then) much like some of the unfortunate victims of 9/11.

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[darkhorse]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By 4thGenFan:
I remember that episode and I don't think they should have stopped airing it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's very important that you, a North American person, can say that. Most of the people on the About forum said that they wouldn't be able to watch the episode again. It has great moments though.



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[darkhorse]

Editing.

[This Message Has Been Edited By darkhorse On October 19, 2001 07:08 PM]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Sans-Serif">Quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted By darkhorse:
It's very important that you, a North American person, can say that. Most of the people on the About forum said that they wouldn't be able to watch the episode again. It has great moments though.

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Well I don't think we should just forget about them. The architect of the Twin Towers (right after they were built) said something about how the Towers stand for peace and prosperity and yadda yadda. By never saying another word about them or showing pictures of them, we're letting the terrorists win a bit.


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[darkhorse]

You're right.

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[This Message Has Been Edited By darkhorse On October 20, 2001 07:19 AM]

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I know.

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
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Yeah, not only that, but they should rebuild them. Preferably to look something like this...


http://www.tupics.com/members/woodpecker2k/newwtc1_small.jpg


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Yeah, I've seen that before. Pretty funny.

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"If not for you my sky would fall, rain would gather too
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Then again, this guy might have the right idea...

http://www.tupics.com/members/woodpecker2k/newtowers.jpg

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That's great!

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Homer: Do you have any friends or family you can stay with?
Lisa: You've ruined all my stuff!
Homer: Oh, c'mon. Tell us how we can make it up to you. Hey.. pretend it's your birthday!
Lisa: It is my birthday!
Bart: That's the spirit, now whad'ya wanna do?
Lisa: Well, the book festival starts today..
Homer: Anything at all, you name it, whad'ya wanna do?


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-Henry V.

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Homer: Area code!? But it's a local call.
Marge: The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939.
Homer: 939!!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Oh my life is ruined.
Marge: Geez, you just have to remember three extra numbers.
Homer: Oh if only it were that easy Marge

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-Henry V.

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Kent Brockman: Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
Homer: Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
Kent Brockman: The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson

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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.

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Scientist: We could remove the crayon for you! It could vastly increase your brain power! Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm... increase my killing power eh? I'll do it!


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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.

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Homer: This is your fault with your non threatening Bobby Sherman-style good looks. No girl could resist your charms.
Jessie: This was her choice, Mr. Simpson...
Homer: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I was lost in your eyes

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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.

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Homer: Before Lisa died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.
Lisa: (on tape) Dear Moe, if anything should ever happen to me, I want you to tear up my dad's tab, and pour cocktail onion's.... da-ad, I can't!
Homer: (on tape) Read it!
Lisa: (on tape) Pour cocktail onions down your pants.
Moe: Well, I aint ever said no to a dead girl yet

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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.

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Carl: I wish Mr. X were here!
Homer: Oh, I don't know Carl, he might be closer than you think!
Carl: Are you him? Are you Mr. X?
Homer: No!
Carl: Ah, but you talked in that real sly voice. Hey, hey, everybody! Homer is Mr. X!
Homer: I am not! Or am I?
Lenny: Are you?
Homer: No!


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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.

[alliesun]

http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif Oh my goodness... I could see each scene from each episode so clearly http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/smile.gif... Love those Simpsons... So funny! http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/laugh2.gif

It's so good to have you back around Forty... Thanks for more Springfield laughs.

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You're welcome, Allie! I'm here to please. http://www.beatlelinks.net/ubb/smilies/images/icons/grin.gif

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"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look at the stars."
-Henry V.